Chahoes and Confusion

Baby Blog for the Full-Time Chaos

[chahoeticfam]

UPDATE~ Please follow our ACTUAL Account now. This one was lowkey just a test drive xD @https://chaos-famfam.tumblr.com/ Thank you~ OwO

[chahoeticfam]

Chaos Fam: Among Us Edition

Part Two

Blablabla

Gotta kill them all~

Presses the buzzer instead of pressing Report

"I'm following you because I want to. Not because I'm the impostor or anything, pft-"

Lies. Just. Lies

'Oh my, I believe I saw Green vent'

Did you really?

Gets voted on even while not the Impostor

Chats every👏single👏time👏 even while dead

Lmao what's sabotage?

Akemi/Kei

"FYI, if I wanted to kill you all rn, I would. But I'm nice so Imma give y'all a three second getaway"

Follows you in order to kill

Vents after killing

OMFG I DIDN'T KNOW WE VOTED RIGHT

Beri suspicious of everyone

Protecc and attacc and stabs you in the bacc

Screms after getting Crewmate

I-don't-know-and-I-don't-care voter

[writing-prompt-s]

You die. There’s only darkness. After a few eternities alone, you jokingly say ”Let there be light”. And there was light.

[kaijuno]

Watched a kid in line ahead of me at the store get rung up and the cashier said “your total is 18.41” and without missing a beat the kid said “ah, the year I was born” and the cashier stopped and was like “I’m... sorry???”

[chahoeticfam]

Okay, but imagine your favourite crackship-

Hanamakki: That would be $17.30

Matsun: Ah yes. The year I was born

Iwaizumi, peeking from the other register: Wtf

[chahoeticfam]

Chaos Fam: Among Us Edition

Part One

Deerlyblvd

P o r p l e

Actually finds out the imp

Mission:Impossible venting

"It was GREEN! I SAW THEM BY THE BODY" but is the Impostor

p O r p O L e

Tony Award for Best Acting goes to...

Can and will screm when killed

"I may have died, but at least I looked fabulous while being killed" death

Trails to seem innocent but are they tho

Sabotages then runs out then comes back in, pretending to fix it

VENTS VENTS VENTS

Pandesal

Quiet imp

Much detective, beri suspicious

Saltier than your McDonald's French Fries

Screms when pushing buzzer cause WHY TF NOT

Proteccs trailers from being voted

"Idgaf if you're not an imposter, imma just round up these guys and let them vote you" impostor

FUCK YOU GOATMAN!

I DISREPECT YOUR BRIDGE GOATMAN~

IF YOU WANT ME OFF YOU'LL HAVE TO KILL ME FIRST

Camamamama

"Hush chald or I will end you" Impostor and/or Crewmate

Colours and Names already memorized

Tasks. Tasks? Tasks. Tasks? Tasks.

Security cameras are y e s

"Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck" regret breakdown after being killed

Kills one person in a room then reports it

WHO THE HELL KEEPS PRESSING THE BUZZER WHILE IM DOING MAH TASKS

[chahoeticfam]

Chaos Fam as Buzzfeed Unsolved {Pt. One}

Kei, tired of the fam's sht: I'm gonna lock myself in my room

Gale and Ron: We're here for the occult stuff?

Éve, getting a cursed drawing idea: Don't try, demon

Jam: Hey ghost~ Rub my nipples~~

Kass and her aggressive love: What do you- SCRATCH ME

Everyone when someone says sht about the fam: FUCK YOU, GOATMAN

Ron, obviously gonna do something stupid: Rock and roll, buckaroos!

Cam, whenever someone says something negative about themselves: You want me off this bride (stop writing longass paragraphs-) you have to KILL ME FIRST

Gale, accepting being gae: Demons~

The fam's chaos to calm times: You fucking wimp

[chahoeticfam]

Haikyuu Captains As Things My Friends and I said on Discord HC

Bokuto: I CONSUME CHAOS SO I'M FINE

Kuroo: I flirt with my natural charm~

Daichi: Now I get why they're so done with y'all

Moniwa: WAIT ALL MY KNOWLEDGE FROM PLAYING THE WALKING DEAD WILL HELP-

Kita: Now, my mom job is done.

Terushima: Being bi is weird because you're like 100% gay but also 50% gay

Daishou: Bippity, boppity, your dreams will never be a reality, sincerely: the petty/salty side of me

Futakuchi: We're not crazy. We're not thirsty. We're just simps

Ushijima: PLANT THEM MODAFAKING TREES

Oikawa: Let me just stay flat