This is not a place of honor

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[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

boy go get me my pringle

[clown-guitar]

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

[whatwwwwwww]

[yet to even pack the bowl] do you think it'll last

[creekfiend]

drives me nuts when ppl act like its somehow feminist to be a huge asshole to people because 'men are allowed to behave that way,' or whatever. ok. well i dont think men should be treating people like that either. and if they talk to me like you are talking to me, i will judge and avoid them as well.

[creekfiend]

"society gives men a pass for behaving in hurtful and selfish ways without consideration for the impact it has on the people around them, particularly those with less power" yeah

"so I'm going to deliberately emulate this behavior, and it will be feminist of me to do so" incorrect

[parakavka]

[cooldogpics]

[mooshs-crack-headcanons]

What do you think the Ultrasoup tastes like?

Is it a Daddy-written-and-approved recipe?

[peachfromcmbyn]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[barghestia]

made food wrong so now i am not going to eat until dinner

[chainedbarghest]

You get me

[yellow-cat]

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

[yellow-cat]

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

[stillnaomi]

"Obama was never involved with a sex trafficking ring" no, he just ordered drone striking people around the world, including many civilians; helped topple the Libyan government, leading to mass violence, poverty, and open air slave markets; and continued the violent occupation of Afghanistan #liberalhero

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

there’s this guy on tiktok who has like a giant fucking contraption that concentrates sunlight onto one spot and he just posts videos of him vaporizing shit in his yard with it but the kicker is that he sounds exactly like butthead

[czw]

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[redstonedust]

sticks my finger in the barrel of your gun so it backfires on you looney toons style but the gun moaned and now none of us know what genre we're in.

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[shencomix]

[arohog]

my concept art for a new type of top surgery

[chainedbarghest]

GWAR did this to Noem

[despazito]

they just added sparkledogs to the kennel club registry

[despazito]

[despazito]

they carried a generation

[sandmandaddy69]

[shutupandmakemepizzaroll]

for my cereal

[foxgirlintestines]

The forklift's lesser known relative: the spoonlift.