The Affairs of Corsairs

fandom and art and horny galore from across the seven seas.

[chairman-meow]

It's punishment time! :3

[microposting]

I come back to “abandoned spaceship” a lot bc like a spaceship AI would be designed to prioritize caring for humans above all else. floating empty for decades, centuries, especially if it believes it failed this primary task. it would go crazy. it would do anything to have a human life inside of it again and absolutely anything at all to keep that human safe. tons on tons on tons of metal completely fixated on you. for better or worse.

[micromentality]

@infectiouspiss u r making me insane

[hornyandsoft]

Reblog to make prev Cuter and Sluttier

[takeyourpantsoffandjacket182-de]

Lets hold hands while you ride my dick

[peekaboo-aesthetic]

[dorothycastlemore]

wikihow “tickle fight”

[immloveanime]

Cowboy Bebop: The Movie

[crabussy]

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

[crabussy]

wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

[crabussy]

this post reaching Actual Ship Captains is beyond delightful holy moly

[clownluvrcommunist-deactivated2]

me rn

[mister-e-muss]

Average Danganronpa investigation be like:

Kyoko: That’s a corpse.

Makoto: A corpse?

Kyoko: In other words, a dead body.

Makoto: A dead body. . .

Makoto, internally: Not just a dead body, but a body that was dead.

<Yo that guy is dead as fuck] has been added to your Truth Bullets.

[emery-matsushita-vt]

Average Danganronpa class trial be like:

Kyoko: Do you remember when I told you about the corpse?

[flashback]

Kyoko: That’s a corpse.

Makoto: A corpse?

Kyoko: In other words, a dead body.

Makoto: A dead body. . .

Makoto, internally: Not just a dead body, but a body that was dead.

[flashback ends]

Makoto: That's right, you said a corpse was a dead body.

Kyoko: Well, there's one other thing you need to know about corpses.

Kyoko: They can't move.

Aoi: Whoa, really? I didn't know that!

Makoto: They can't move...?

Makoto: But wait, then that means...

Somebody else moved the body

Yasuhiro killed them

Anchovies are green

[mister-e-muss]

Average Danganronpa investigation be like:

Kyoko: That’s a corpse.

Makoto: A corpse?

Kyoko: In other words, a dead body.

Makoto: A dead body. . .

Makoto, internally: Not just a dead body, but a body that was dead.

<Yo that guy is dead as fuck] has been added to your Truth Bullets.

[emery-matsushita-vt]

Average Danganronpa class trial be like:

Kyoko: Do you remember when I told you about the corpse?

[flashback]

Kyoko: That’s a corpse.

Makoto: A corpse?

Kyoko: In other words, a dead body.

Makoto: A dead body. . .

Makoto, internally: Not just a dead body, but a body that was dead.

[flashback ends]

Makoto: That's right, you said a corpse was a dead body.

Kyoko: Well, there's one other thing you need to know about corpses.

Kyoko: They can't move.

Aoi: Whoa, really? I didn't know that!

Makoto: They can't move...?

Makoto: But wait, then that means...

Somebody else moved the body

Yasuhiro killed them

Anchovies are green

[jordanjamboree]

I love my people, transsexuals

[sophieunderthestars]

i love this bar i met my girlfriend there we played ms pacman and i won and then i sucked her dick in the bathroom but not this bathroom the other bathroom the one with the gay porn on the walls

pittsburgh is so cool

[sophieunderthestars]

Going back for more girlfriend

[rosepaws]

🩷🌈

[captainmolasses]

I’ve been forgetting to post in here again, I’m sorry! Have some Spinda cuties!

[sorenedsquared]

Ultimate Despair.

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[iplayndraw]

feeling bored, might plunge the world into total despair later idk 💅💖

[neptune-project]

Never stop shipping siblings to make the world a better place <3