My Sanctum

A little sass with a little ass Alyssa. 22. SJSU. @alyssaishot

[veryfunnymemes]

[obovoid]

well the verdict is in i guess, freckle’s nipple is female-presenting

[shimmervee]

is it?

[obovoid]

[turing-tested]

old white christians should be a little less god fearing and a little more me fearing

[perfectlygenericblog]

What’s the difference?

[turing-tested]

i know i made this post but your response has me shaking

[gayy-gabii]

i would genuinely rather break both of my fucking legs than to ever have to go through heartbreak again

[sandandglass]

[a-melior-ate]

salem was very trully representative of the gays. Like i watched my fair share of lgbt movie but this cat held more of my identity and culture than any gay character on tv

[stefanigaganotta-deactivated202]

[cametobrazil]

Pulp Fiction (1994)

[boysbuttsandbulges]

Incredibles 2 (2018)

[genomynt]

Chicago (2002)

[itsunixhoe]

Matilda (1996)

[astraldemise]

god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

[valquita]

so, a vampire?

[astraldemise]

i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood

[nisslaboratories]

Is it your blood?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, yes

[nisslaboratories]

Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood

[tahthetrickster]

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

I never should’ve taught my parrot how to laugh it’s given him far too much power

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

do you know how embarrassing it is to have a pet that can laugh at you? I dropped my ice cream and wailed in despair and my parrot zoomed out of nowhere JUST so he could stand on the couch and laugh at me. I’m being called a dumb bitch in my own home by my OWN SON.

[jenamaroney]

this video saved my life

[kontrollsysteme]

when she says “ooo” I die

[spicy-season]

They aired this!!!

[biyaself]

I can’t

[capybarabae-deactivated20190812]

I’m the cameraman disobeying blatant orders to cut in the name of catching the tea

[7172626728388918928292991972-de]

im  a nice person but im about to start throwing rocks at people

[mysteryho1238138798223789-deact]

[bowlcutprotag]

[shwagerr]

[egzpl-deactivated20160802]

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

[ceevee5]

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

[davvic]

My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.

[pandaflavouredcookies]

The morning murps

[breaktotheotherside]

Someone has waited HOURS to tell you all the gossip.

[thegravelbro]

this is like the cat version of the professor clip of him going “hello!” every morning the same way

[miiriya]

How to open a bottle using the Scientific Method.

[mtkano-deactivated20210211]

Amazing

[highfunctioninggarbagefire]

Science always blows my mind.

[ape-of-naples]

if we keep accusing ppl of being the zodiac killer eventually well get it right

[loreofcardigan]

maybe the real zodiac killer is the friends we made along the way