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I think about this a lot.
may I add also “butt dial” vs “booty call” vs “bottom text”
Hand job vs manual labor
How to write horses (without making your characters stupid)
Lesson One: Riding Double
The first question to ask yourself is ‘is my character supposed to know what they’re doing or being taught by someone who does?’ If the answer is yes, this lesson is for you. If the answer is no and the character is supposed to not know about horses, then this lesson is also for you! Hooray accurate consequences!
(The second question is if you are dealing with realistic horses or fantasy ones. Because if your characters are in a far away world where horses are three times the size and strong enough to carry a literal ton? Idgaf go wild. Or are your horses magic and made of ice that can be summoned from thin air? Those can do whatever they want. But a real horse? They have real limitations.)
What is double riding and why is it a problem?
Double riding is just like it sounds- two people riding the same horse. It is commonly used in movies and television to keep actors in the same shot and to use less horses on set, but it is also used in video games, books, and animated media as well. And of course, sometimes people will ride double in real life as well, for brief occasions.
Without digging into some genuinely horrifying facts about equine anatomy, horses are really only built to carry a single rider in one specific place on their back. Saddles are used to distribute weight evenly and make everything more comfortable for both horse and rider, but they don’t increase the space available. Unless both riders are small enough to fit in the same saddle together, or the rider behind the saddle is very small, the horse will be overloaded. Riding double for long distances is NOT good for a horse, and any character that is supposed to understand horses will know this.
Let’s get some diagrams out.
So here is a horse (mine actually) and a skeleton of a horse so you can actually see inside.
From left to right, we start with the blue, which is the withers and shoulder blades.
The withers are bony processes up near the skin as part of the spine. They are not meant to have weight pressing directly down on them, and get sores very very quickly. A horse with sore withers obviously should not be ridden until it’s healed, and if ignored can lead to dangerous behaviors such as bucking or flipping over backwards.
The shoulders must be given freedom of movement and not be trapped by a saddle or the weight of a rider, in the case of riding double. If motion is limited, the entire horse can end up sore or worse
They’re like Christmas lights if you break one part the whole horse breaks
Next up is the green on my horse, the ribcage on the skeleton
This is the support area of the horse, where the strength of the back comes from. No weight should be placed beyond the attachment of the last rib
Again, not going into anatomy, but the entire chest and ribcage are held up by a sling of muscles, and the front legs are also only attached by muscles. However, these muscles hold up 70% of the horses bodyweight.
In general this is why saddle fit and rider positioning is very important- we’re adding our weight to an already complicated system
Finally the orange, the lumbar vertebrae.
This is the weakest point of a horses back by far, the lumbar spine
Just like the withers, these bones are very close to the surface and sore very easily if weight is placed on them.
Again, nothing heavy should ever be placed here.
This is also where the kidneys are, which are pretty important to the overall health of the horse and work best when they aren’t squashed
So. There’s your basic anatomy lesson. Let’s dig into riding double.
So here we go, some people sitting on my pony. Aren’t they beautiful?
The rider sitting in the saddle is in the optimal position for the horse to carry. Not too far forward, not too far back. Everything is dandy. The rider in the back, however, is sitting directly on the horses lumbar vertebrae. Even if the saddle pad extends that far for a little padding, the rider is still sitting directly on the lumbar spine.
I didn’t draw another rider, but having someone sit in the front of the saddle would be difficult for many reasons. For one, most saddles designed for long distance have a saddle horn, leaving nowhere to actually sit unless they’re somehow squeezed in between the main rider and the horn, or the main rider has slid back to sit more on the back of the saddle. (Neither are comfortable, trust me). For two, adding that much weight to the front of the saddle will overload the horses front and and cause pressure sores. And the legs of the double rider would have to hang down in front of the saddle, blocking the horses shoulders.
Basically- don’t have anyone sit there.
When riding double, the larger rider *always* must be the one sitting in the saddle. The lumbar spine can tolerate a child or small teenager for brief amounts of time, but *not* an adult. Absolutely not.
Here is the same picture with the riders removed, this time showing where pressure will be added.
Red I already covered above. Weight on the front of the saddle will cause sores on the withers and shoulders.
Green is someone sitting toward the back of the saddle. This will raise the front of the saddle up, adding pressure to the cinch under the belly that holds the saddle on. Cinch rubs can get very nasty very quickly, and a horse with cinch rubs and saddle sores should not be used again until they are healed.
This is *why* characters that understand horses would not ride double, especially if the horse is meant to be traveling a long way. You need to do everything you possibly can to keep the horse comfortable- make sure tack fits, saddle bags are balanced, and the rider is in the correct position in the saddle. Riding double throws all of that off, and it *will* cause long term damage if done repeatedly or for a long time. Horses are incredibly fragile creatures, even when given excellent care.
How do you avoid riding double?
Simple! Just add another horse to your story. Horses are herd animals and are more comfortable traveling in pairs than they are solo. If your characters aren’t worried about actually feeding the horse and just letting it eat grass the whole ride, there’s no added difficulty in having a second horse. Is one character riding out to go pick someone up? They can lead a second horse from the saddle (this is called ponying, btw), or a well trained horse can follow along loose.
As a morbid alternative, your characters can continue to ride double while understanding the consequences of this. Maybe the horse won’t make it all the way to their destination. Maybe it will arrive with sores and never be able to carry a rider again. Maybe your characters simply view their horse as transportation and are content to get a new one when the original is used up. It’s up to you, really.
And if your story is dependent on only having one horse or just them being on the same horse, that can be okay too. If the characters aren’t in a hurry, one of them can walk while the other rides. They can still use the one horse to escape a daring rescue. A character can hop from one horse to the other if their romantic ride is calling for a horseback makeout session. If the second rider is a child, or both are children, the single horse will do just fine. And of course, this is your story with a fictional horse. You can ignore all this and stick three riders on a horse for 500 miles straight with zero consequences if that’s what you really want to do. No one will stop you. This is only if you want your characters to read and act like they know their stuff. And I can assure you, irl riders everywhere will appreciate the effort.
What if Derek and Charlie were to somehow end up together? What would happen then?
(to those who are not me or Elodie, there is a reason for this ask, and it is very silly, maybe if you ask in the comments, I and/or Elodie will tell you)
First question: is the horse the one wearing tweed or are you??
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picking LINT??? off the SOFA???????
ur men are sad because they don't have a horse to feed and brush and ride around the glen tbhhhh
the thing about adapting narnia in a post-andrew adamson's narnia world is there are some things you will just never be able to top. not a single attempt at interpreting susan's horn is ever going to come close to the 2005 wētā design choice of shaping it like a roaring lion. there's never going to be another "a narnia lullaby". the wardrobe is THE wardrobe forever. the siblingism of it all. the way tilda swinton played the witch. i fear maybe aslan was right like things just don't happen the same way twice
This is also true of an earlier absolute phenomenon: Tom Baker as puddleglum. How anyone is ever supposed to come after him is a mystery. I have long said and stand by: it may be his best role.
What kind of holiday would Killie and Derek enjoy? (Holiday used here to mean trip of some description, not just time off)
I am not sure that they actually enjoy holidays, but I can picture a typical one.
Derek discovers that Killie's owner has put him down for the Czech Republic's Velká pardubická, one of the very few European steeplechases, in October.
In a world increasingly uninterested in horse racing and increasingly interested in animal welfare, the Velká pardubická stands out for being "the most dangerous horse race in the world," being a cross-country steeplechase with some absolutely violent jumps.
the real life Mullins horse-racing dynasty, whose fictional counterparts in the Killieverse would be the steeplechase archrivals of the Tiernan dynasty, have sent their finest scions to the Velká pardubická, and they have eaten shit. Patrick (who won the 2025 British Grand National!) has tried three times and fallen off, like, four times.
It is currently stated, in minorly admiring tones, that No Irish Jockey Has Ever Won the Velká pardubická.
Killie had rather thought Derek... wouldn't... notice...
... a thought that does become more obviously stupid after looking at it twice. In his defence, he is not used to Being a Boyfriend.
Derek's post-googling face is detectably Cross.
Killie's underdeveloped Boyfriend Instincts start to kick in, too little and too late.
Derek suddenly announces, cheerfully, that he has always wanted to see Prague.
oh no.
it's a holiday now.
Derek's elaborate revenge is actually extremely simple. it consists simply of taking Killie to the Franz Kafka Museum.
"The museum features strange and absurd design elements that are inspired by Franz Kafka's unusual ideas. The space is dark and has special elements such as a long, red-lit staircase and mysterious sound effects. Outside the museum is a sculpture called Piss, a bronze fountain of two men urinating into a lake shaped like the Czech Republic."
Derek says it's immersive. He says it's Cultural. He says, thoughtfully, that's it's pretty Kafkaesque.
When Killie's horselike nervous system is finally utterly unravelled by the Mysterious Sound Effects, Derek suggests that next time they combine holidays with work trips, hey, why don't we do something that involves Nice Activities for Both of Us? Since we are in fact a couple.
there is no such thing, really, as a Nice Activity for both of them.
they arrive at an equilibrium of Loving Mutual Suffering.
The horse trek in New Zealand was kind of nice though.
Some absolute wanker tried to burn my forest down. Some fuckwit grockle actually had the audacity to start a campfire in this season, up on the hills, in the woods, under a fucking tree. Not even just regular in the woods, which is stupid enough. Under a low-hanging tree. And then DIDN'T PUT THE FUCKER OUT PROPERLY. This is not normal levels of stupidity. This is horrifying levels of ignorance. I'm amazed that somebody this FUCKING STUPID knew how to light a fire in the first place. You know how much I hate calling the fire brigade? I hate it so much. Me and some sleep-deprived grey-faced firemen who've been up all goddamn night with a fire over in town having to stomp around the woods because some MISERABLE ARSEHOLE didn't at least have the decency to piss on their reckless illegal campfire. Even more than I hate the fact that I had to deal with this this morning, I hate the fact that THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME I'VE FOUND A FIRE LIKE THIS
okay but in the LWW movie when the fox is brought to The White Witch and he says “forgive me, your majesty” and she says “don’t waste my time with flattery” and then he says “not to seem rude, but I wasn’t actually talking to you” and looks at Edmund? literal chills every time a 10/10 artistic decision
I love when this post shows up in my notifications again; as far as a book to movie adaptation goes, this movie is one of the best (we don’t talk about the subsequent ones) in my opinion, because they cut very little, and the changes they make are still true to the heart of the source material, and this moment is no exception; the fox’s faith in Aslan is so strong that he’s able to look at Edmund, this fearful and beaten down boy who is clearly in the wrong, has clearly been manipulated by the enemy responsible for so much suffering, and is still able to say to Jadis, in effect, “you, for all your intimidation and bluster, are a usurper; this is my king, and I will greet him as such”
This is romance
And so is this —
parker and hardison pretending to be a couple on a con: we're newlyweds!! we just got married and we're so so so in love. she's the apple of my eye, the darling of my heart.... he's my very reason for being and my life has improved so much since meeting him ..... we're just so happy to be together <3 nate and sophie pretending to be a couple on a con: (screaming death threats at each other so loudly drunkenly and incoherently that everyone in the building is begging them to leave)
i think its so funny that relationship milestones are only shared and acknowledged when the relationship in question is romantic. like if me and my bestie start dating we gotta tell everybody and their mama but nobody ever wants to hear about how over the course of several months me and my friends from the internet have co-authored beautiful erotica together sometimes beginning as early in the day as 7am EST