Ok I know this is a Yes blog and I never talked about my love for Magma but. Unc Vander 🥹

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Ok I know this is a Yes blog and I never talked about my love for Magma but. Unc Vander 🥹
settling into something casual 💋💋
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lesbians making out video but with reduced music so u can hear them making out sloppy style. happy pride! 🏳️🌈🔊
AWWJEKWJDJS SOVAAAAAAAAA
my danganronpa phase is coming back
sweet harley
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official frotting post
ive started a project of designing homestuck troll versions of all the sdr2 characters. its gonna take me forever to finish this probably but here's some sneakie peekies
Getting back into ben 10 as an audhd adult is the worst, can't stop thinking about it, and I enjoy seeing that something I liked as a kid was cool and good actually.
But I'm making this post to say I made a bucket-of-wet-slop hyur midlander in FFXIV named Ben Tennyson
Look at how disgusting he is
whoa ube flavor ice cream........ (character uses he/him only!)
growing up is realising that actually pirates are cooler than ninjas
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit
As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.
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The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!
people who are that hostile and resistant towards the idea of june egbert (like that shithead harrassing my friends) just kind of make me laugh at the end of the day because like. they ask for proof that john is a trans woman. you show it to them. they say that doesn’t count its from beyond canon. you say ok sure here’s proof from the epilogues. they say no that’s not canon either. you say ok i disagree but here’s all the proof from hs1, a work written by a transfem nonbinary person who was not out at the time. they say no you’re projecting that’s not what andrew hussie meant. you show them what hussie’s said on the subject as well as the other writers and they lose their minds and call you a “moid”. it’s almost as if it’s not about proof, isn’t it.
its like that fucking. family guy clip
john has always been a man and there have never been any problems with his perception of gender whatsoever. and don’t say the expectations of his father weighing on him after watching his father die or the way he tries and struggles to connect to harry anderson or his treatment of dave’s sexuality or the way he views the women around him or—
also the vitriol towards beyond canon just. as a concept is really funny. mon frere does the title “beyond canon” mean “fuck you none of this is real or matters” or does it perhaps refer to the role of the mechanic of Canon within the story, something homestuck has been playing with since day 1,
I love this post especially the rat part
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what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post
eye've missed this. :)