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LAST TUMBLR SINDAY
If you ever wanted anything from me, any questions you want to ask the muse/s, start any shenanigans, this is your last chance. Let me go down in a blaze of glory.
Send me ‘✂’ and my muse will kill yours. Right now. Brutally, horribly, bloody. Just do it.
you can send them in to @beauty-in-destrxction and @death-walks-among-you so i can practice writing my killers. or if you want a dark ez send them in to me!
(( EHHEHEHEHHE DO IT. _))
(( Bringing this back for giggles. Mind you, these can get dark so please keep that in mind if you send in. ))
A, E, I for Soraka
1. Soraka is a cuddler, and usually takes the big spoon position. She’ll happily tend to whatever her partner needs from verbal or physical validation, to a glass of water, to a back rub - whatever. She loves to give and is the happiest when her partner is cozy, smiling, and happy as well.
2. She’s been with a few people, but I wouldn’t call her experienced. She has a lot to learn about pleasures of the flesh. She knows she enjoys it from time to time but as far as her real likes or dislikes, she’s unsure. She’s a rather naive bab. She is open to new experiences or trying new things, though.
3. Soft, romantic, close, personal. She’s not a crazy wild lover. If anything, she’s always making sure her partner is comfortable and feeling good. She’s the kind to pause if she thinks she hears or senses discomfort and checks in before continuing. She’s a good lil bean.
@dysentery-ezreal
C, F, U for Draven
1. Draven has practiced many a time the weirdest shit like balancing a pint glass on his forehead to balancing one of his axes on one finger. Sexual things are not excluded. With careful years of masturbation practice, he is able to ejaculate with an impressive amount of distance. Why he trained himself to do this, no one knows, but he did. Uhh, good job Draven...?
2. Draven is usually down for any position - a good time is a good time, but he does like to show his body off, so anything involving him being visible to his partner is preferred. In the case of receiving, being on top is fun because, again, you can see him. You can see Draaaaaaaaaaven in his full glory.
3. He’ll do it to an extent, but this entirely depends on who his partner is. He knows some people don’t respond well to teasing and will make calls as he sees it. If he knows they like being teased about, he’ll do it. If not, no biggie.
➜ - smack my muse upside the head (for Draven from Darius)
Draven usually stayed in Noxus. He had a job to do, one that he didn’t let anyone else do because no one else could do it in style like he could. However, sometimes even he had to leave Noxus and run onto the battlefields of war, screaming and running in a blaze of glory. How he hadn’t been killed yet boggled everyone’s mind, sometimes even Darius, due to how show-offy and reckless Draven could be.
Though this time, he almost didn’t make it.
Draven’s need to show off lead him to tunnel visioning on a few specific Demacian soldiers and terrorizing them. A scout slipped by, unnoticed by Draven, and pulled out a small knife. The set up was perfect - the executioner would never see the scout coming. He had no idea he was behind him... He raised his arm to strike Draven right through the spine, only to have a hand grab the scout by the arm.
He screamed as his arm was bent back, bones cracking and a distinct pop indicating his arm was no longer in its socket. His howling was enough to make Draven spin around, only to see his older brother holding this poor scout hostage as he tried to writhe and get away, his little dagger clinking uselessly off the large metallic breastplate that Darius wore.
“Bro.” Draven gasped, holding a hand to his chest. “Did you just save my life?”
“Yes.” Darius grunted, finally letting go of the scout and giving him a rough kick forward. The young soldier took off running, his arm hanging uselessly at his side.
“You’re the best older brother, you know that? You really look out for me. You’re like a llama watching his sheep on a farm. I say that because you’re as tall as a llama and you’d probably spit someone right in the eyes if you had to. You also look as upset as a llama, why are you-?”
A dull thud and an ‘OW!’ only emphasized the power behind the slap Darius had given Draven right upside the head.
“I deserved that.”
“You deserved that.”
“I’ll pay more attention, I promise.”
The harder Draven smiled as though to really emphasize that promise, the harder Darius scowled.
“Right, well, I’ll catch up with you later Dar, there’s a few people I need to finish what I started with and, yep, I’ll be more aware of my surroundings and-”
“Just go.” Darius rubbed his temple as his brother took off, his other hand tightly holding onto the handle of his over-sized battle axe.
Draven was an idiot, but he was Darius’s idiot.
@league-of-baras
Headcanon Game - A to Z (NSFW)
Hey guys! I thought I’d so something fun this weekend, so I did my best to sexualize the alphabet and turn it into a headcanon game!
So here’s how it works. You send me a character (or a few), and the corresponding letters that you want me to answer for them!
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
I’ll have this running all weekend, so feel free to drop by!
Manhandling symbol starters
Send one for your muse to…
★ - drag my muse by the arm ⁂ - grab my muse by the front of their shirt, possibly shoving them back ✱ - take my muse by the hips to carefully move them out of their way ➜ - smack my muse upside the head ⌧ - grip my muse by the back of the neck © - put a hand on my muse’s back to steer them somewhere ✂ - point sternly at a chair and tell my muse to sit down ✉ - push my muse back down when they try to get out of bed (perhaps involving illness, injury, or sleep deprivation) ☛ - press a finger to my muse’s lips to shut them up ♚ - put a hand on my muse’s knee while sitting next to them, to discourage them from standing up ♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ♦ - grab my muse’s hair and yank ♤ - slam a door shut before my muse can leave the room ♞ - physically pick my muse up and carry them ♭ - grip my muse’s jaw to make them look yours in the eye ♨ - rub my muse down with a sponge/wet cloth ☀ - pin my muse with their arms behind their back ☠ - slam my muse into a wall ☾ - wrestle/pin my muse to the ground
Add as much or as little context as you’d like!
Feel free to add a *** for my muse to do whatever you pick to yours, if you'd like to reverse it.
swain: congratulations, draven you’ve been promoted to executor.
draven: FUCK YEAH IM GONNA GET A GUILLOTINE AND PUT MY NAME ON IT!!
@not-the-lich
(( ◇ - the 'which muse' dilemma i have terrible indecision hh
Throw the feesh at all of them.
Draven kink: partners calling his name during intercourse?
Let’s Play Kinksame or Kinkshame
send a kink or turn on for my muse to respond if they’re into it or not.
Why Aren't We Roleplaying?
Send me a symbol to say why we aren’t making sweet threads together!
● - You seem so busy …
○ - I ship our characters but I’m a little embarrassed about it
□ - I don’t have any thread ideas
■ - I have some ideas, but I’m scared you won’t like them
▲ - I’m not sure how our muses would meet
▼ - I don’t know if you like my muse
▶- I think you don’t like me …
◀- Let’s do an AU!
◆ - I’m really shy so please don’t hurt me …
♧ - I’m like? So lazy? And haven’t like? Replied in like? Forever?
◇ - Other/idk just wanted to say hi
-Obnoxious party blower noises-
💛💝(from Sona to Bard =>)
Bard gasps! Were these hearts for him?! He scoops them up and, unsure what to do with them, smooshes them against his chest in a hug. He gives Sona a happy little bwah before pressing them against his mask face.
How kind!
Send some hearts to tell my muse how yours feels about them.
❤️: Wants or is in a romantic relationship with them.
💛: Loves them platonically.
💚: Is a little jealous of them.
💙: Feels pretty indifferent towards them.
💜: Finds them sexually attractive.
💖: Finds them aesthetically attractive.
💗: Finds them romantically attractive.
💞: Feels attracted to them, but can’t work out if it’s platonic, sexual, or romantic attraction they’re feeling.
💝: Looks up to them as a role model.
💓: Is intimidated by them, but wants to be friends with them.
💔: Hates their guts.
💘: Doesn’t really like them, but doesn’t flat-out hate them either.
"Sir-" A young messenger opened the door, trying hard not to panic. "Urgent message for you. There's been reports of fieldworkers being found dead on the outskirts of Noxus, the state of their bodies looking like they were being eaten. No one can get close to some of them without being attacked by vicious crows. The guards have tried looking into this matter but they have no idea what's going on. I was told to find you immediately." He nervously looks at Swain, unsettled.((Champion--select))
Swain listens while looking over the message handed to him.
Strange. The woman overseeing the area was sensible ans strong and would have been one of the last that he’d guess to panic and send for him- not unless it was something truly strange or troubling. “They didn’t send a message to any other mages? This seems like dark magic- but surely there are others under me who would be more logical to contact…”
He sighs.
“I suppose it’s the crows, then?”
@champion–select
“I don’t know, sir.” He says, looking relieved until he’s questioned about the birds. “I-I would think so? If the crows in the area are misbehaving, it would make sense to ask you, General, due to your remarkable talent of training and keeping similar birds.” Had he overstepped? He didn’t think so. “Perhaps something is upsetting them beyond the mages’ control?”
The messenger waited, quickly shutting up as though the mere suggestion could have been a little too risky. Still, he kept his back straight and his expression as neutral as possible.
@not-the-lich