Nowhere to Hide.

This was a Thresh RP blog once. It's an archive now. Venture forward at your own risk, 18+ please, as there is some dicey content a foot. Until the Mist comes again.

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-drops Ferdinand doodle-

-disappears-

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This blog is still dead and you can find me over on https://twitter.com/LanternWretch and https://twitter.com/FromLantern

In the meantime, have this anyway.

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This blog is still dead BUT-

You think I’d ignore this day.

GO LUCIAN, GO. KICK HIS SMILING, SORRY, GREEN GHOST ASS.  GET YOUR WIFE.

Please give us a cinematic of Senna dickpuncing Thresh on her way out. 

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Long AF post aside, seriously though. Thanks for the fun run, but I don’t see myself coming back here. I’ll kick this blog into an Archive status and be on with it. Thanks for all the laughs, the creative outlet, the... entire experience. It was fun but as all good things must come to an end, so must shitposting Thresh blogs. As promised:

THE TWITTER LINK

THE A03 LINK 

Keep on keepin’ on, don’t stop creating, and for the love of everything that is unholy, have fun and give no fucks what others say. Peace out. 

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I come back from the dead for this one shitpost I quickly made.

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I come back from the dead for this one shitpost I quickly made.

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He wiggles hia ectoplasm at the Warden sensually. Yes.

“Oh, well if I wasn’t turned on before...”

He pats his knees like he’s calling a dog.

“C’mon, do you want some murder time? I think you do.” 

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Have a Valentine’s shitpost from this kinda dead blog. Here you go, that’s for you. 

Thresh and Illaoi are a good couple, fer sure.

[imparria]

Finished Commission!!

[actinosus-deactivated20240225]

Commission for @voidbornriven

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"It's actually rather cold. All of me is cold."

“Ah, explains why your lovely face freezes me in my tracks.”What a rare mood the Warden was in. If he could wink, he would have. 

[tantibus-aeternam]

“Goodness, someone is frisky today. What has you in such a playful way, Warden?”

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“I just killed a man I starved for a week straight and got him to beg for his life to end. It was a good time.” 

[tantibus-aeternam]

“And you didn’t invite me? How disappointing. I’ve been feeling that itch again.”

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“You make it sound like I don’t have others just waiting for you. Come now, you know I keep more than one sorry excuse of a fleshbag in that prison.” 

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"It's actually rather cold. All of me is cold."

“Ah, explains why your lovely face freezes me in my tracks.”What a rare mood the Warden was in. If he could wink, he would have. 

[tantibus-aeternam]

“Goodness, someone is frisky today. What has you in such a playful way, Warden?”

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“I just killed a man I starved for a week straight and got him to beg for his life to end. It was a good time.” 

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"It's actually rather cold. All of me is cold."

“Ah, explains why your lovely face freezes me in my tracks.”What a rare mood the Warden was in. If he could wink, he would have. 

[resourcesfortheavergaeroleplayer]

Truth Serum!: your muses can now ask mine anything and they will be forced to answer honestly!

Or you can send anons!

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Be the Fuckening Anon you wish to see in the world! Stop waiting for it to happen, go and happen to it!

"Why are you telling me this?"

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Did Thresh kill the anon that kept starting shit? It's been suspiciously quiet around here

"Which one? There has been many little problems that I have personally taken care of. I'm afraid you're going to have to be a little more specific. "

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((Potentially, Ferdinand may grow up very well, very well indeed.

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[not-the-lich]

((This is why we don’t breed with Hecarim, Thresh.

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