Praise The Sun.

Spitfire | F | 26 Officially recognised superhero. Yes, I know Superman. (( Indie DC related superhero OC, 18+ preferred | profile pic source: https://www.instagram.com/papercranenation/ ))

[championxflight]

Hey, who wants to get stuck with needles and junk? I’m being asked questions about how the whole interdimensional thing here works and I don’t know, so, gotta do tests.

Can’t jab a website, gonna have to jab one of you guys.

[championxflight]

Alright. I keep forgetting this exists, and I’m being bugged to keep an eye on the local interdimensional nexus deal, so here I am.

Spitfire. At your service. Anyone need a cat taken down from a tree or something?

[championxflight]

I know I’m themed around Light, and by extension kinda-sorta sun stuff, but man. This heatwave is kicking my ass.

[championxflight]

Good thing I’m not a stealth superhero, huh?

Because it’s. Trans day of visibility.

[championxflight]

andmynameisadora​:

oohh. that sounds like it sucks. i’ve been on late night watches, not the best . etheria doesn’t have a sun. is people trying to blow it up a common problem?

You know, you’d be surprised. I think the last Justice League level threat was a guy who wanted to harness the moon? Or something? Before my time, but things can get bonkers right quick.

Weirdest I’ve personally faced was the Riddler. That guy, uh, he’s something.

[andmynameisadora]

hmm. just the one moon. and how bad can riddles be? i like those.

[championxflight]

Well, if you let the Riddler have his way, failing a riddle is lethal. He’s got this whole thing about being the smartest, it’s totally insufferable.

He really doesn’t like it when you just punch apart his clockwork puzzle rooms, though. He reeaalllly hates that.

[championxflight]

andmynameisadora​:

oohh. that sounds like it sucks. i’ve been on late night watches, not the best . etheria doesn’t have a sun. is people trying to blow it up a common problem?

You know, you’d be surprised. I think the last Justice League level threat was a guy who wanted to harness the moon? Or something? Before my time, but things can get bonkers right quick.

Weirdest I’ve personally faced was the Riddler. That guy, uh, he’s something.

[championxflight]

Fuck, it’s late.

Who’s up?

[andmynameisadora]

well, i’m kinda here.

[championxflight]

Four AM gang, we’ll have to get badges or something.

Thank god for 24/7 convenience stores, honestly.

[andmynameisadora]

yeah, similar boat. had something really sugary too and can’t really settle down. have you tried suddenly using your powers a bunch? that might tire you out. she-ra’s a big energy sink, and i’m assuming that’d work with powers in general.

[championxflight]

Not the problem, love, I’m on call right now.

You know, in case any lunatics try to blow up the sun or something. Most likely it’ll just be helping some cats out of trees, though.

[championxflight]

Fuck, it’s late.

Who’s up?

[andmynameisadora]

well, i’m kinda here.

[championxflight]

Four AM gang, we’ll have to get badges or something.

Thank god for 24/7 convenience stores, honestly.

[championxflight]

Fuck, it’s late.

Who’s up?

[ofhotheads-blog]

Send my muse “👀 + a question” and they’ll have to answer with 100% honesty.

No deleting questions, either!

[dianaofwxnder]

Sorry for my absence, there was another holiday on Themyscira. 

I have not worn a top in weeks.

[championxflight]

Oh, shit, I didn’t know there were Justice League members on here.

Uh, hi. I’m Spitfire, I’m… new. Gotham’s latest superhero, bit brighter than the average. …Visually, I mean. Because I’m- never mind. Hi.

[dianaofwxnder]

The Justice League was always more of a “we’ll collaborate when there’s great need”. I don’t see us operating as a team in a casual sense. So you may find smatterings of us here and there. Still, I know enough to recognize that name. One doesn’t become familiar with Superman in any capacity and stay anonymous for long. And with what I’ve seen of your methods… well, you wouldn’t need that. Hello.

[championxflight]

Oh, you know me! Cool. Sick.

Obviously I know who you are. Who doesn’t? You’re famous. For good reason, even.

Well, uh, guess that if there’s ever any great need, you can definitely see more of me! My methods, I mean. It’s mostly just. Punch. Or talk people down. Usually the second one, honestly, most people can’t take a punch from me anymore.

So. What’s up?

[dianaofwxnder]

Sorry for my absence, there was another holiday on Themyscira. 

I have not worn a top in weeks.

[championxflight]

Oh, shit, I didn’t know there were Justice League members on here.

Uh, hi. I’m Spitfire, I’m... new. Gotham’s latest superhero, bit brighter than the average. ...Visually, I mean. Because I’m- never mind. Hi.

[tikkety-tok]

Not gonna lye, it was exactly the outcome I hoped for.

[undercoverwizardninjaturtle]

omg he was just so excited when he heard it fall over

[fuckyoubaker]

[championxflight]

Figured I should give you all a better idea of who you’re talking to, since this place is apparently a fuckin’ crossover realm.

Spitfire, at your service. Gotham’s hottest hero.

(( Artist source. ))

[andmynameisadora]

oh shit, someone knows my secret identity. oh noooo. but you’re right, i’m she-ra. just one of them, apparently. i can’t tell if you’re on etheria or another world or something or other. you could know an uncomfortable amount of things about me from a universe where i’m fictional!

[championxflight]

Oh, thank god, you already know.

Yeah, I watched your cartoon. Well, a couple episodes. I can relate, you know, I’ve got the whole... chosen destiny power thing going on. Bit of a mixed bag, eh?

[championxflight]

i can has cheezbot?

Wow, I feel really violent all of a sudden.

Weird.