Intro Post!
“. . Hey Nine, what’s that item Chance is holding?”
“. . Vreez, We do not knowz . . Chance found it on za floor upztairs today.”
“My… attic? Man… I need to clean up that place soon. Hm, Is that why there’s been some weird static noise lately?”
“Bleep wach! Paw zorp goobble…”
“..Mhm.”
“Chance, are you trying to check if it’s.. working? All I’ve been hearing from it is static.. I think.. that’s just a bit concerning in my humble opinion—”
“Shedletsky, Telamon has an idea most ingenious that Telamon must monitor. Let Telamon observe its properties!”
“Ah. Sure..”
“Vreez?”
“Hm.. Telamon has come to an astonishing conclusion!”
“Sometimes I forget how weird this entire thing is.. Ah, don’t mind me but do go on..?”
“Telamon can surmise that it is what most would call ‘this’ to be a communicator of sorts, with the exception that it is forged with dimensional properties in mind.”
“Mmm… Telamon recommends that the one who is Telamon’s vessel should treat this with care if they hear voices coming from it.”
“Zorp! Flibber flub—”
“W-Why is it glowing— Why is it glowing ominously?! CHANCE, PUT THAT DOWN NOW—”
“Telamon suggests that the mortal named Shedletsky take a step back now~! Please warn the aliens for me too.”
[ASKS and SUBMISSIONS are now OPEN!!]
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