Chandler

Her favorite color is blue just like her mood. 

[andie-deville]

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[chandler-monroe]

“It’s okay mam I’m fine it’s just blood I fell on the gravel.” Man that was a lot of listerine strips and it looked like she had more. And he appreciated her plug for his mother to allow him to have a phone. He tried to play it off but his mom raised his shirt to look and Andie inhaled sharply not from pain but from chandler being there and seeing his accessories he had completely forgotten his mother was about to see his Nipple piercing’s because he was too worried about Chandler seeing his ostomy bag and having to explain that without telling her he had cancer. “Mam no!” She had raised his shirt and gasped dropping it immediately but he wasn’t sure about which one she was shocked about. “Well am I dying or just probably wish I was?” He was embarrassed either way and glanced over at Chandler meeting her eyes. As Connie shook her head trying to unsee what she saw and told him to not say that and get in the car that they were going to the hospital. He nods and stood up and his bag fell off cause of the blood an it slapped the floor like a period shit and Andie could have asked to be killed out of mercy. “Ah shit.” Brad smacked the back of his head but it didn’t matter.

Chandler felt confused in her brain when she seen this pouch on Andrew and it only made her look more. “Andrew, you dropped...” She bent over to pick up his bag. “Chandler no!” Connie said but it was too late. Chandler had picked the bag up holding out. “Don’t yell.” She said to Connie. “What the hockey stixx is this?” She smelt of the breeze carrying the foul smell towards her and drops it, to which it splattered on her dress. Chandler looked at the Deville’s and then tried to get in the car with them but Connie wouldn’t allow it. “Chandler go home and change your clothes.” Connie said and Brad and them took off to the hospital. Chandler took off confused to the bakery to change. 

“Here Baby change into this gown. Let me just...” She said abruptly pulling the shirt over his head and exposed his pierced nipples. “What?” She said confused and touched one of the rings. “It’s--it’s attached?!?! “ Her eyes looked to kill him and her skin pale enough to faint.  

[andie-deville]

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[chandler-monroe]

“Yeah I am. I’m so good you should give me kisses.”

“NO I Just have some raspberries in my pocket duh.” He panicked. “ it’s nothing really it’s just a scratch i’m fine Big boy’s bleed and they don’t cry over it anymore.” He laughed dodging her looks. “Really.” He said in a half laugh smile.

“You had raspberries in your pocket this entire time and didn’t offer me any?” She looked at him dodging at her. Chandler’s tongue inched out of her mouth and licked the bottle. “It’s.” She made a mouth noise tasting it. “Blood.” She looked at him scared. “I’m telling your Mam.” Chandler ran back to Connie and Brad telling them Andrew was hurt and bleeding.

“Darn it Chandler what have you done to him this time!?” Connie took off after her boy. “I didn’t do nothing.” She really didn’t do nothing and she meant that. Connie got there to Andrew. “What did she do to you son?” She was worried because not to long ago he had a very intense surgery. Chandler followed behind Brad running back to Andrew and Connie. “Should I call an ambulance?” Chandler asked revealing her cellphone to them. “I have one for emergencies like this. Andrew should have one too cause he get hurt a lot.” 

“Oh And here Andrew..” She popped like 6 Listerine strips in his mouth. “His  breath stinks and it’s settling on his cheeks...” She didn’t know if he smelled like her kitty or not but just in case. She winks at him.

[andie-deville]

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[chandler-monroe]

“That’s crazy considering I was super inconvenient for my mom to start out with so I guess I’ll spend my life making up for that out of my own guilt.” He was shocked to hear hear admit it but it did give him hope. “Just not right now.” He laughed. “Cause we just done the other.” He laughed again like of course not right now. “I’ll hold you to that and the way that you meant with me and not just in general. we both know it.” He wasn’t letting her get by with that cop out. “What? No” He laughed. “I’m like… tough. Tough as porkchop meat brittle as popped popcorn.” He joked kinda and she caught him off guard. “That’s funny cause when all the boy’s rush to the windows to watch you walk in so we can fawn over you we just called you Chandler.” He exchanged a look of earnest admiration for her for a moment. “Oh yeah here.” He handed her a bottle of sleeping pills “Just take a half they’re pretty strong and um don’t take one then driving or go swimming. Oh yeah and don’t operate heavy machinery.” He teased and noticed blood on the white label and looked at her to see if she noticed. “I had to cut a guy to get those.” He tried to joke it off.

“I can’t make you any promises.” She kinda joked as he warned her about driving or swimming. “You’re the best!” She takes the bottle noticing something wasn’t right that blood was on the outside of him. “Andrew are you bleed!?” she asked concerned and began to look him over. “QUICK Where’s it coming from?”

[andie-deville]

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[chandler-monroe]

“Good Golly I hope not.” He censored himself because they were on church grounds. “But Brad has always had a way of making it look like something’s for me when in reality it’s just convenient for him.” She was right she didn’t. “Well I just figured you would because well ya know you swallowed the condom and didn’t seem to have a problem with that. Why? Would you not even do it with your mouth let alone how married people do it?” He felt something dripping down his hip bone and assumed it was his bag leaking. And placed his hand over it embarrassed but didn’t smell anything. “MMMhMM? No, I’m Aye okay I’m on fire baby straight ice.” He nodded and They walked up to the door. “So you staying here or you gotta scram with your gram?” He laughed.

“You can be really convenient to the adults.” he wasn’t wrong the used him and he knew it but they somehow thought he didn’t know. “ I didn’t say that. I want to do it. Just. just not right now.” She hated how conflicted she was about them. “Haha, sure.” She knew he was acting strange. “Sorry if I hurt ya back there. I’m fat.” She sighed. “Yeah, I’m gonna scram to grams. I need espresso and I’m meeting someone there.”  

[andie-deville]

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[chandler-monroe]

Andie sat up and thought simply ouchy. ““I’m a man.” He was insulted. “couldn’t you tell from how I made you pee on me?” He said as he stood up and they started making their way back down to the church. “ Brad said he was gonna get that van fixed and let me start learning how to drive on it since if I ruined my moms car we would have one. Dont get me wrong I’m thankful but why does everything have to be the hard way around? I mean seriously that thing is like driving a rectangle box and it’s gonna be full of old people.” He sighed. “……I had fun by the way.. doing that with you.” S. 3. x he meant.”  “would you ever wanna do it not just with our mouths? Ya know Like real couples do.”

“Why you always try to embarrass me?” she was red in the face. He didn’t forget anything did he? nothin like Berness. “That’s exciting!” It would be cool if Andrew got his license. “Oh so you have to start doing the church route? Knew there’d be a catch aside from the rectangle on wheels.” She laughed. “I haven’t even done it with my mouth yet...” She couldn’t help if he had leveled up without her. “Are you in pain or sumthin?” She noticed he was walking strange. 

[andie-deville]

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[chandler-monroe]

“Why because you don’t mean it anymore?” He teased playfully but then she got forceful and tackled him truly out of the blue knocking the breath out of him taking him longer than it would have to realize the sensual aspect of how it felt to have her ontop of him. He made a noise  as she knocked him to the gravel and straddled him. He wondered if she could feel or would hear his ostomy bag. He felt the pleasure of her resting pantyless upon him but sadly it was over shadowed by the pain of the first time he’d been raddled around and sat on since having half of his intestines removed and being cored like an apple 🍎 “Uh..” He shifted uncomfortably only able to half hear what she said cause she was preoccupied internally. “I Umm.. I… That’s hot.” He says through gritted teeth and narrowed eyes thinking this bitch popped a stitch and he was the female dog. He just really hoped he wasn’t sporting a period stain at his ass that he’d have to say was hemorrhoids. “Not if it means you’re always spread eagle on me.” He went to laugh but it hurt. “You’re right about that you ar mean but it ain’t my fault unless you’re still just reved up from the motor boat.” His hands started trembling. “Can you get me off i MEAN Get off of me please? you already proved the first one.” He hated to ask her to get off of him cause he really want her to stay there but under better circumstances.

Chandler was embarrassed he said spread eagle about her. “Whatever Andrew have my bloomers now but when we break up I’ll take them back.”  She rolled her eyes at his request... “Don’t be a baby.” Did she hurt him cause she weighed more than him? Chandler felt insecure and she stood up and dust the dirt off her dress and looked down at him on the ground. “Get up people are gonna see and then start asking questions Pal.”  

[andie-deville]

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[chandler-monroe]

“ Happy to make you cum then.” He was proud of him. “So i not then.. when?” Before the was a corpse or did she like necrophilia? “A no.” He smiled. “I earned those they’re going right next to the last letter You wrote me.” He smiled  as he shut the van door and locked them. “Bye bye now dragon tamer.’ He sad as he pulled her undies out and played with them stupidly.

“Don’t worry about it.” It would happen when it happens. He told her no? “Did you tell me no?” She felt steam blow out her nose. “I’m about to be a different kind of dragon tamer.” She watched as her panties twirled around his finger. “ She couldn’t believe he brought up the letters again calling her a dragon tamer. “Andrew put that letter in a recycling bin. Give me!” She tackled him to the gravel and climbed on top of him with one of her legs on each side of him like he was a horse. “Do you not wanna walk again. why do you make me be mean?” her undies were not his trophy and her tale was getting cold even tho it was pressed against him now. 

[andie-deville]

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[chandler-monroe]

He laughed at her reaction. “Like semen?….” His eye narrowed. “No you didn’t… girls… don’t Have that….?…..” She made him question himself and his naive Christian knowledge. He snort. “I’m that good huh?” He teased but kinda thought he was good. “Alright…. Good. Not to make a schedule but given situation I think it’s warranted. How about every Sunday and Wednesday Night after church in this van?”

“Something like that.” She narrowed her eyes. “You don’t know you’re not a woman.” She laughed a little at him. “How about no.” She climbed over the seats and opened the door backing out of the van backwards. “A lot has happened today in a short amount of time and it’s kinda heavy. I need to marinate my mixed beans.” she hoped he understood. “By the way you have my big girl undies.” She wanted them back cause they were her first pair of sexy ones. 

[andie-deville]

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[chandler-monroe]

He laughed slightly. “ Umm Hidey.” Andie got in the van and shut the door. “What else would it be? You got a secret hole i don’t know about?” He said excitedly with a grin and leaned in heavy on her to kiss her. “Oh god was it your butt?” He teased and joked trying to embarrass her cause he thought she was embarrassed she pee’d. “Seriously I don’t care. Do it again i dare ya.” He played. “Sorry I woke you didn’t know that happened to girls too. Did you cum?” He wasn’t sure. “O no I’m gonna acknowledge to death thanks. We can do this more… sometimes, if you want? Like make this a thing… that we do.”

Chandler turned red and with a higher pitch tone, “No! it wasn’t my butt.” She rolled her eyes. “You really wanna know? fine. I squirt cum at you.” She said embarrassed. “Yes women do that too.” She insisted he was so uneducated in the female. “I do believe I did have an orgasm. I felt the spasm tighten and release like twelve times even after you stopped touching me.”  Not to mention she had missed him when he left. “Yeah? yeah... we can do it again one day.” She looked at him and then stared at him awkwardly in silence.  

[andie-deville]

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[chandler-monroe]

“ya whoa!” He didn’t know if he should swallow it or spit it out. “Chanler- chanlear.” He said with a full mouth and just knew that it had excited him. “Oh girl.” He didn’t want to set a bad example so he swallowed then kissed her wild she set him off. “Yes Unleash me babes.” He wanted to ravage her body but hear the van drivers door open and he covered her mouth and peaked over the seat. seeing Berness. “Bernard?!” He said confused and disgusted. “What’d ya doing buddy?” Andie kept his hand on her chest so she wouldn’t raise up exposing them cause with his luck it’d be the one thing berness remembered. Huh? Oh I gotta go on my church route before service starts. Berness thought he still picked people up in the van for church like he used to. “Ohhh well actually Bernard we just dropped them off. Good work I appreciate ya. I think preacher Brad was wanting to speak with you something about a lawnmower.” He done a passing laugh. “Come on we’ll find him.” Andie tucked his stiffy before standing up and leaving with Bernard and Andrew giving him 10 bucks to go get a big pal and stay on his good side. “See ya later Bernard.” Soon Andie came back to the van to find Chandler. ““where’s my big girl?” He laughed. ““I’m not mad about the…. The pee?” He said as he waited for her to pop up.

Chandler cackles between his kissing attack. His mouth was wet with her flavor and kissed him passionately like the movie scenes she wasn’t supposed to watch. But then Berness was the enemy and Chandler got so scared in her vagina cause they were about to be in so much trouble if Bernard caught on. Chandler went to sit up almost instantly but Andie had the bright idea to pin her to the floor of the van. As the men exchanged conversation Chandler’s heartbeat rapidly and Andrew felt it against his palm.  

It was brilliant how he handled Berness he knew exactly how to work these church people. Chandler felt Andie pull away to leave with Bernard and she became lima bean But she knew why he left her there to protect their relationship. 

When Andrew arrived back to the van a sleeping Chandler was heard snoring before she awoke to him not being mad. “About that... I don’t think it was pee was it?” She sat up with sleepy eyes. “Hi...” She said and blushed looking at him. was this awkward now? Chandler didn’t know if she should act like it didn’t happen. “Nice save. By the way we don’t have to acknowledge anything...so.”

[andie-deville]

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[chandler-monroe]

She was unbelievable He watched her watch him and the way she rubbed at his thighs was just the best slutty. “Did you just…. Whine?” He’d never seen or heard that before but he liked it and she seemed more into this than he’d ever heard of girls being and her whimper showed it to him so he wanted to cater to her the way he had needed to be catered to at those times he felt just as needy. “what the…” He watched her swallow the condom while still holding the end of it like she was a kid doing tricks with ramen noodles. “Devil.” He grabbed the condom and pulled it out of her throat and looked up at the ceiling like could god believe what he had to put up with. “Let’s no do that.” He laughed taking it from her. “You’ll know.” He said gently and assuringly. “Come on.” He took her hand peeking out the door seeing everyone too busy to pay attention including his mother. “Let’s go.” They rushed out of the church and made their way up on the hill to the old run down unworking church van. He pulled back the door and let her in and he followed behind her keeping a look out before shutting the door behind them.

He turned towards her with a eager smile and laid her back under the seats that seem to have no legs whatsoever and you could roll from back to front and front to back under if you were a stupid little goat and or naughty naughty Andrews and Chandlers. He pushed the bottom of her skirt up to her waist and slid down between her legs. You okay with this? He asked to her reply to go ahead and give head so he did. He looked at her lips so wet so juicy her clit was big? He thought and not to compare but he liked it more than Roblyn’s but all clits were good clits Chandlers was just his favorite it was just really fun tasty and aesthetic plus easy to access and suckable to also it jiggled and he liked that. His lips felt hot and enlarged in their own right of arousal. He couldn’t believe she was wet for him just from his dick in her mouth. He dirty I want you laughed excitedly and kissed kiss her lips a few times first but not her face ones. He then nervously and lightly licked across her to see how she’d react given she was well herself. When that went well he pressed more of his tongue to her to cover more surface and this time she stuck to his tongue so sticky and slick he could have drank a whole bottle of her and drowning on it would be a pleasure. He lapped her gently and sucked on her killer clit and kissed her sex with an open mouth and looked up at her with his long calf eyelashes while he done it. He liked this all of this he wanted to be her cunnlingus master slut whore anything she wanted as long as he got to do this to her. He would’ve spoke to her but he liked how busy his mouth was at the given time since discovering his favorite food group was 😽😽👅

Chandler’s back pressed against the stinky floor board of the church van. This was risky. “Andrew, I’m a little nervous.” She confessed and gulped as he pushed up her skirt she felt the breeze. “Continue.” She consented and felt his head drift between her legs lapping up her excitement. Chandler’s heart skipped and she felt like she had never had felt before. Feeling his hot lips kiss her ever so delicate part and began to lick her like a lollipop. Chandler gasped absentmindedly. Her fingers twisted in his hair as he sucked her clit into his mouth and she began to breath heavily. Her body began to tense up and her legs began to shake draped across his arms. It was scary and exciting. “Andrew! I’m GoNnA--pee-pee.” she drenched him. 

[andie-deville]

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[chandler-monroe]

“I mean if that’s what you got out of it.” He snort laughs cause it was exactly what he meant and they both knew it. He watched he caress his and it was curiously but he hoped it was curious for him and love because he knew how she could be. for some reason them preforming a legit sexual act seemed like something they were both always starting but never following through with so he was used to bluffing and when she spit on his tip reality set in and his heart beat nervously but also made his tip redder and made him want her more this was the most explicit thing he’d ever done.   “My god, you are fuckin-” He spoke breathlessly cussing in the church bathroom during prayer. “ filthy” he stared back into her Blues. “Burnin’ hot babes it’s little flamin’ mama you’re straight sex woman. You’re a woman.” Chandler was finally a grown woman. “That’s a promise i can keep baby.” He half laughed.

He was taken a back by her touching herself and the thought of him being able to cause her to get wet? Unfathomable. His pupils dilated his heart palpitated his cock? It ejaculated. He needed to work on that if he was gonna last during sex with her. He pulsated in her palms and gripped the edge of the step he was sat on and he sweat. He felt shy and vulnerable because how observant Chandler could be but he didn’t let it ruin their moment. He made noise that when into a laugh as he breathed. “Ugh god I want you.” He wanted more than hands he wanted more than just to be touched he wanted to touch. “ Can I try to make you cum?…. With my mouth?”

Chandler’s eyes lit up at the sight of his fiery tip. “Andrew--” She says all breathy as she choked on her internal lust. “Fuck, daddy Andrew.” She said feeling like a bad girl in church but if Andrew could say it so could she. Chandler nods agreeing she is indeed filthy. As if her slit needed any more lubrication he called her a woman and it really aroused her to be noticed by him in that light. “Flamin’ Mama? oooh I like that. Do you know what that does to me? shamey.” She bit her lip sexy. 

Chandler could feel something was throbbing and it was warm and grew even stiffer before he began to reach climax she removed her hand watching his cock flex the cum out of his sex. Before she new it his cock had erupted into the latex and she wondered what it had felt like to him? Chandler whimpered naturally she rubbed his thigh and wanted him to force himself inside her before he went completely limp. Her hand met the base of his shaft and she removed the condom taking a closer look at his sperming. Chandler pinched the latex. “It’s warm.” She looked up at Andrew and threaded the condom into her mouth to feel him his load inside her this was the best she could do right now. Removing the condom from her mouth she holds up to him. “Look what I made you do.” She giggles. “You do? I want you too.” She nods. “I wanna cum.” Chandler blushed when he mentioned how he wanted to do it. Chandler had never been this close with anyone before and it was very private to let him venture. “...okay.” she consented with a shy undertone in her voice. “But what if I don’t know how?” 

[neal-o-neil]

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[chandler-monroe]

“ I can’t take all the credit you can thank sonic.” Yee thats the one sonic would be proud you betta bring your derby rollers.” He laughed. “Ya know the pretzel stand has hot sauce if you really wanna make it flamingo iMEAN flamin’.”

Chandler grinned up at this tall long haired dimple of a man. “Neal yes! I think this drink is for angels and the flamingo it for dare devils. I do believe we should let Andrew test this one.” She said before running over to the hot sauce and mixing up a Texas-cherry-lime-Pete. Chandler spotted Andrew in his new change of clothes walking back to help them. “Thirsty?” She said like a witch off a Disney film. She gave him a forceful sip and awaited a response with a smirk.

[andie-deville]

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[chandler-monroe]

He laughed small and blushed at her introductory semen comment. “It’s cool don’t worry it’s just pre-cum it won’t do anything.” He was stupid. He watched her greet his cock with curiosity But not the sexy kind more like the Steve Irwin kind as he watched her look like a mad scientist but also play with it like it was a hand to be shook for funnies. “I mean it’s not hurting.” He half grinned. “You can stroke it if you want, but not in the cat way or the medical condition way. You know what I mean.” He looked at her holding him and realized once more her panties were off and she was probably spread down there on her knees and that he had ran his thumb over the wet spot in her panties and he stuck his thumb in his mouth to have her there there was no contact directly but was it ever intimate to taste her at least for him.

Chandler’s heart bout exploded from the kaleidoscope of butterflies flapping their wings in her chest. “You want me to jack you off?” her cheeks blushed rose red. All those  Summer midnights she had thought about touching him and now the opportunity to discover him had presented itself with consent as the plus one. Chandler rubbed her thumb over the tip of the condom where he had pre-came and It was slippery but not warm but it sent the signal to her tail-tail.

“I-if I do, Do you promise to fill it up?” The condom she meant. Chandler wanted to see the cum squirt out of him like her desire was fire and he had to put it out. Chandler warmed her hands up blowing into them making the temperature  warmer than the first time she touched him. Both her hands wrapped around him. “Does it feel like a flame?” he was red. Chandler pulled her red hair to the left side of her neck leaning over his cock she dribbled saliva from her watery mouth onto the head of him and giggled out of nervousness. Her hands traveled to his tip and worked their way down as if she was slathering him in her brand. 

Chandler’s eyes floated up towards his veil browns. He felt nice out here and all she could imagine was how he must feel inside. Watching him place his thumb in his mouth Chandler knew he was tasting her but it was like eating off someone else’s plate didn’t he want to lick the bowl? Chandler removes her left hand causally and trailed between her legs to feel his side effects. Her eyes squint at her sensitivity. Her right hand twists around Andie as if her hand was a dancer and his erection was the pole. Chandler looked up at him from her knees. “I wanna see you sperm.” She mutters under her breath. “Please show me. I need it like a pulse.”  she kisses him softly.  Her pupils dilated this was ecstasy and she was addicted. 

[neal-o-neil]

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[chandler-monroe]

“Aye!” He touched both her shoulders comfortingly. “No.” He winked. “You’ll Be alright.” He turned her around and walked her back to her stand. “Now let’s make 3 flavors out of these two like the genius I am!” He giggles. “Cherry limeade. What?! Brilliant.”

His touch was comforting and calmed her until he said no. “No? You talk to me like a kid.” She was annoyed cause she was woman. “Neal you are a genius! I can’t believe I didn’t think of that.” She said squirting both flavors into the cone. “Taste?” She held the plastic spoon up to him to take a bite and then she tried it off the same spoon and thought about how they both got to experience it together even down to the same spoon. “Mmm, Flamin’ mama likey.” She grins at him. 

[neal-o-neil]

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[chandler-monroe]

“If that was true you would’ve called my mom.” He yelled from the tall cornstalks waiting for someone he knew to come by that wasn’t Chandler but eventually he just had to yell for Neal by singing his one life run and Neal showed up and called Connie. Connie stomped right by Chandler’s booth with raincoat in her hand paper towels and dog pee pads and a trash bag. She later waked out with Andie in the coat and gave Chandler the side eye of disapproval. Andie turned slightly and flipped Chandler off.

Chandler gasped, “Connie, Miss CONNIE! Andrew gave me the bird.” She tattled. Connie also gave the bird. Chandler felt stupid she hated to feel stupid. “I’m telling Preacher Brad!” Chandler pulls out her phone and dials Brad to which she was placed on hold with no return. “Cuss!” She threw her phone and ran to Neal whining to go back to the bakery cause it just wasn’t her day.

[neal-o-neil]

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[chandler-monroe]

He laughed. “You know that stuff happened before it was on the paper right?” He backed up from her so she wouldn’t smell anything. “Again? NO! You broke up with me! You stopped talking to me you’re just mad you’re related. You want to have your cake and eat it too. I’ve never cheated on anyone I never even kissed my first girlfriend!” He couldn’t get over it. “Fine what ever go on mess things up and then leave them to deal with the after math you’re good at that.” He looked up at her from the ground pulling his knees to his chest and scooted backwards into the cornmaze.

“Yes, but it wasn’t documented.” She rolled her eyes. Chandler made an ice cone without flavor. “I’m over it now really.” She glared at him. “You’re sounding like Brad A broken record. “ She smarted but really just to dig at him. “I never kissed my first girlfriend, mwah, mwah! Smoochie.” She mocked him. “I’m good at many things but I don’t leave others to deal with my after math ANYMORE, if I can help it. After all I am a woman now.” Chandler watched as he scoots into the cornmaze like he was a dog with worms. “Go ahead! runaway or scuffaway..you grumpy ol’troll. Maybe you’ll bump into a sticker bush.”