Chandler’s Lesbian Flag

this closet is fucking glass. https://chandlerslesbianflag.tumblr.com/ask

[chandlerslesbianflag]

Hello there, I’m Heather Chandler’s lesbian flag. Being crammed away sucks, so I decided to check out the internet!

Chandler better make sure I’m not wrinkly or dusty, or her secrets are so totally getting spilled!

Heather Chandler likes to partake in kissing Duke and Mac, but you didn’t hear that from me!

I am not making an intro for a frickin flag…

I am a minor, and this is a rp blog for a flag, no NSFW asks 🫥

Asks about lesbian kissing or whatever is fine, I am a lesbian flag after all- just nothing explicit idk

I’m too tired to be making these intro posts…

@r0cky-r04d rock, rock is a main

@chandlersfavoritemoth moth, moth is moth

[therealheatherc]

Lipstick

Fucking amazing, I love it. Best invention since before the scrunchie.

[chandlerslesbianflag]

You just like smearing your lipstick on Duke so she’s forced to redo her ‘butt-ugly’ makeup.

[chandlersdiary]

September 18th, 1989

i’m still feeling that way with veronica. this isn’t fair, what makes her so special? she’s just a nerd who got lucky since she’s useful.

if she can do this to me then i’ll find a way to change this. i’ll find something; throw her to the wolves of the community, kick her whilst she’s down, i can paint a false picture of her just because i can, and people will believe it.

even if she’s indirectly doing this to me.

[chandlerslesbianflag]

Not the toxic lesbian, that’s not very

beeee whoooo you areeee for youuuuurrrr prideeeee

[chandlersdiary]

September 16th, 1989

what is this feeling? maybe i’m using the journal a lot more than i originally intended to, but what the hell. i hate men, david told me that he had fucked me while i was asleep, and i had to pretend that i was perfectly fine with that. veronica told me that was rape, is it really? why the fuck is veronica being nice to me? why the hell am i reacting whenever she puts her hand on my lower back to move me out of the way — why am i letting her move me out of her way? what the fuck is this feeling?

[chandlerslesbianflag]

Hah, gay!

[duck-duke-goose]

opinion on lesbianism?

It’s certainly a mindset that a certain subset of people subscribe to. Some find it sinful, but I don’t care as long as they don’t do it in public.

[chandlerslesbianflag]

Mhm..

We all know what you don’t do in public, Heather.

Or should I say who you don’t do..

[heathermcnamara1989]

Soo whats the gayest moment you ever had between you and your friends 👁️👁️

... im not gay. None of us are. Stop it.

[chandlerslesbianflag]

‘None of us are.’

Wow, such glaringly obvious lies Heather. How do you sleep at night knowing how much you’ve fibbed about being gay?

[heathermcnamara1989]

Hey, Heather, can I crash at your place? Not, like, a sleepover, but just to hang out for a bit.

Mh? Hi Ronnie!!

Sure, ill unlock the window!!

[chandlerslesbianflag]

Oh jeez, not more of you lesbians..

[azurepillowcase]

Dear Diary,

April 25, 1989

Note to self: do NOT go to bed ruminating upon Heather Chandler. Additionally, do not think about what happens when you go to bed ruminating upon Heather Chandler.

[chandlerslesbianflag]

How very, another girl down - despairingly caught in our sickly sweet honey trap of attractiveness.

[duck-duke-goose]

i think girls are hot. what do you think?

I… um, well I- I mean, I’m here so yeah. I find specific girls hot but in not a romantic or sexual way at all; I don’t find myself to be a quixotic thinker.

One can acknowledge the conventional attractiveness of certain women without being physically attracted to them. I’m not a dyke!!

[chandlerslesbianflag]

@dukeslesbianflag

We are like- totally not gonna let this bullshit stand, right?

[duck-duke-goose]

favourite plant?

Dionaea muscipula (aka Venus flytraps) are nice I guess? If we’re being honest, I don’t think about plants that often, but I do have a reason for my favorite.

I wrote a short story about a Venus flytrap for a literary contest with the theme of ‘Closure’ last fall and got 3rd place. Maybe I should share it on here sometime…

[chandlerslesbianflag]

Wow, Heather Duke settling for third place?

Gosh, no wonder she isn’t the queen bee!

[ask-the-younger-sawyer-deactiva]

Hahhhah you’re a 14 year old.

@unnamed-freshmen-official

well ur 15 so OLD MAN!

[freshmen-the-tanner]

Well I’m older and like way wiser than you are.

Go back to middle school you 14 year old!!!

[ask-the-younger-sawyer-deactiva]

why don't you go to the retirement home!

[freshmen-the-tanner]

Go back to kindergarten!!!

[ask-the-younger-sawyer-deactiva]

okay GRANDPA!

[freshmen-the-tanner]

How dare you.

You should go back to eating crayons!!!

[chandlerslesbianflag]

..freshman drama, how very.

For your information, Michael

Crayons are what Ram eats, not what the little Sawyer eats. But I suppose she isn’t little to you, Mr.5’5, was it?

[freddiefrommichiganarchive]

freddie evans? Are you related to Hannah Evans?

No?

[chandlerslesbianflag]

Oh how very..

There’s another orphaned freak!

[freshmen-the-tanner]

Atleast Heathers shorter than me💔

[chandlerslesbianflag]

When she’s not wearing heels. Short stock, go back to middleschool until you actually are high school sized.

[therealheatherc]

if you were gay what flavor of gay would u be

Well I'm still not gay in the slightest, so I wouldn't know. However, I'll just say red....nothing goes wrong with red.

[chandlerslesbianflag]

Blood, Heather.

That’s what’s wrong with red..

[parkerpupkin]

Since Heather was not of much help..

I present to you,

MARC WILLIEN’S GUIDE TO NOT BEING SINGLE

Don’t be overyly flirty. If you flirt with girls/guys 24/7, it’s gonna get annoying and redundant.

Use pickup lines. You can use the cute ones if you’re starting small, and try not to be horny, especially if you’re a newbie in the relationship field.

Respect them. Do little helpful gestures. It can be as simple as opening the door for them, greeting them hello, or even helping them with schoolwork.

I’ll give you a private demonstration.

“Hey! Heather!”

the boy called out.

“Can you come here for a minute?”

@heathermcnamara1989

[chandlerslesbianflag]

Heather, do not even get close to that French freak! We don’t know what germs he’s carried from across the Atlantic.

[raging-blue-balls-ram]

Ram Sweeney’s totally stellar dating services!

Okay I can like sooo pick out your perfect match!!!

Keith and Hannah, because she’s a total prude, and he’s Keith and he’s already dating her ex.-

Courtney and Chandler, girl on girl is hella hot! Plus the fight for power would be insanely wicked.

Tanner and My Fist, he just loves to be deserving of a good beating, so it’s like- a perfect match!

Nicole and Keith, of course that dude is gonna bag two bitches at once!!!

Courtney and Kurt, that girl is extra feisty and so hella freaky. My best bud Kurt woulddd so rock that!

Keith and Courtney, this one’s kinda lame, but he bagged a hot ass chick

Ace and Ram, sooo our names both have the same amount of numbers in them! Isn’t that neat. Shes super hot and cool, and I’m really awesome too- But this is totally just an example, definitely not anything real!!!!

JD and Veronica, popular kid reject + murderous psycho kid- and we pray they cancel eachother out. Plus she so totally has that guy on a leash when she isn’t talking to the fucking air. Maybe they’ll share a room at the mental hospital and get their real freakkk on

Guy! Tell me if you want any more wicked dating advice!!! I’m like, the master at this shit!!! You’re welcome!!!

@countryclubkeith @hannah-evxns @call-me-courtneyy @therealheatherc @unnamed-freshmen-official @westerbergs-therapist @the-smartest-quarterback @thebrit-watchingthechaos @norwegian-in-the-boiler-room @greasylittlenobody

[chandler-archives]

You've made an error, Sweeney.

Everyone would be with me, everyone is attracted to me....Its only natural, plus I'm hot as fuck. (Minus JD, he's a twink.)

[hannah-evxns]

i’m not attracted to you 😒

[chandler-archives]

Well that's because you're with Nicole already, Plus I don't try to impress girls anyway.

[chandlerslesbianflag]

umh, okay liar ??

[chandler-archives]

are you planning on marrying David??!!?!?!

*Quiet panic*

Uhhh......Y-yes...? Maybe, I don't know.

OOC: HEATHER. NO.

[chandlerslesbianflag]

She doesn’t need to decide that right now, that would like so tie her down.

oh god, not David- even his scent is a total hazmat.

[chandler-archives]

OOC: *Round of applause* we love this anon for the inspo to the latest developments-*

[chandlerslesbianflag]

OOC -

I mean- I guess she didn’t decide it right then at least?.. but she did decide it drunk-..