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Well hello there, I'm Chandler Bing. Of course you already know that if you go to Central Perk. I'll be the handsome guy at the bar getting all the ladies... Don't remember that? Oh well then maybe it was a dream after all. [Indie Chandler Bing RP] [Mun and muse are 20+] [Tracking: chandlerxbingx]

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//Well it looks like I’m going to have free time for a while. 

[memesfrommenace]

Color association time! You send a color and my character will say the first thing that color makes them think of.

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//Keep or nah? 

[imxthexhandler]

“I said, put your hands up! Now!”

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Chandler awkwardly raised his hands. “Oh god... I feel like I’m in one of Joeys pornos...” 

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“Uh... Why are you pointing a gun at me?” 

@imxthexhandler

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“Well you can kiss that idea goodbye.”

@lightofvanaheim

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“Well look at that. It’s an idiot with legs.”

@parkerhxlliw

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//Like for a starter from Chandler! :D 

[roleplayaskmemes]

Guess the age my muse lost their virginity

[roleplayers-ink]

Send “🔫” to hold my muse at gunpoint

Send “⚐” to have your muse be held at gun/knife point.  

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//Been busy today. I have to get up at 5am for work so Ill be on tomorrow afternoon! If anyone wants to do anything, just send me a message or whatever you’d like to do :3

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I was tagged by @imxthexhandler

RULES: Name TEN favourite characters from TEN different fandoms. Then, tag people and repost.

Let’s go!

01.) Steve Rogers (Marvel) 02.) Tenth Doctor (Doctor who) 03.) Chandler Bing (Friends) 04.) Dean Winchester (Supernatural) 05.) Rapunzel (Disney) 06.) Joker (DC) 07.) Lucy (I love Lucy) 08.) Killian Jones (Once Upon a time) 09.) Sherlock ( BBC Sherlock)  10.) Princess Peach (Super Mario)

Tagging: ANYONE WHO WANTS TO DO IT!

[ask-meme-addicts]

“The Onion” article title sentence meme

❝ Zing! I just got you with another one of my trademark ‘complete lies’. ❞

❝ Is this a picture of the internet? ❞

❝ I always thought losing your sunglasses was something that happened to other people. ❞

❝ When I die my entire fortune will be donated to charity, except the $40 billion I will have buried with me. ❞

❝ One time I punched a goose right out of the air. ❞

❝ I will drink every last drop of water on earth. ❞

❝ I know heaven is real because I saw it and abducted an angel. ❞

❝ Sometimes I feel like things would be better off if I never existed. ❞

❝ Whenever I feel sad, I just go down to the wreck of the titanic. ❞

❝ Please, make yourself at home while I silently count down the seconds until you leave. ❞

❝ I’m always open to feedback that I can get defensive about and ultimately ignore. ❞

❝ When I need strength, I turn to the bible or whatever else is around. ❞

❝ So help me God, I’m going to eat one of those multicolored detergent pods. ❞

❝ I wish I could get through to you with a sports analogy, young man. ❞

❝ God has kind of a loose outline for us all. ❞

❝ After another incredible summer, it’s time to put my shirt back on. ❞

❝ You really don’t know who people are until you make a vicious snap judgment about them. ❞

❝ If another country ever started calling itself America, I’d be so pissed. ❞

❝ I’d like to see the government try and take away my trash. ❞

❝ If you want to date my daughter, you’re going to have to date me first. ❞

❝ The only way to get over your fear of the moon is to walk on it. ❞

❝ A woman as beautiful and intoxicated as yourself shouldn’t be drinking alone, my dear. ❞

❝ Aw, fer crying out loud! ❞

❝ I only like movies where the whole cast dances in a little box next to the end credits. ❞

❝ Looking back on my life, I guess my biggest regret is trying to fight that alligator 5 minutes ago. ❞

❝ You might be wondering why I’m wearing a cap usually reserved for playing baseball. ❞

❝ As a failure, I’ve learned to appreciate the little things in life. ❞

❝ How about we go outside and settle this like emotionally stunted men? ❞

[thewiccanarchive]

Aiden chuckled, cleaning her hands. “Shouldn’t we have dinner first? I can always cook. My place is literally right upstairs.” she gestured towards the staircase. “Name’s Aiden by the way. Aiden Halliwell.”

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“Well I do know a nice restaurant. One of my friends is the cooks there.” He suggested with a shrug. “The names Chandler. Chandler Bing.” He smiled, trying hard to be smooth but really acting like a complete idiot. “Nice to meet you.”

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@turnonthe8-track

“Is that David Bowie you’re listening too? Man some of his songs make me want to dance. Too late.” 

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“Well maybe we should.” He said awkwardly. He was not expecting things to go this well. Normally girls just rolled their eyes and walked away all creeped out. “Your place or mine?”

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//I need Crossovers omfg

Someone give me a crossover

Even if it’s a fandom I don’t know about 

I NEED ALL THE CROSSOVERS