HOLD MY HAND.

red sun rises like an early warning Chandra Patel, twenty-two, villain, personalized plan. My place of origin is India, my place of residence is the United States, but my home is Seattle. I have my own personalized plan in the school for villains. Practicing Buddhist, vegan, seamstress. Meditate daily and often to achieve inner calm, but never tame the storm that exists outside. Pheromone manipulator, so you'd be best to watch yourself around me. I'd hate for you to embarrass yourself.

[luisazaher]

When you want to hit on somebody you compliment them. Like, “When I first saw you I looked for a signature, since every masterpiece has one.”

[chandrapatel-blog]

... I’m still adding that to the list of cringe-worthy ones.

[tommywilde-blog1]

Sorry, I forgot to read your autobiography. Where can I pick that up? Barnes and Noble probably doesn’t carry it, yeah?

[chandrapatel-blog]

I’m still waiting for a trace of wit or intelligence to come out of your mouth. I’m very disappointed so far. Judging by your introduction, you’d think I should have been looking forward to this conversation.

[tysonmccarthys]

You don’t like avocados? Without them we wouldn’t get guacamole!

[chandrapatel-blog]

I enjoy avocados, but mentioning how he wants to rip my pit out to make guacamole does not fall in the same category.

[luisazaher]

You’d think guys know not to be disgusting when trying to hit on somebody.

[chandrapatel-blog]

You’d think, but I can personally attest that they do.

[tommywilde-blog1]

I think it is.

[chandrapatel-blog]

My mother died thanks to complications from a heat stroke, so I don’t.

[tommywilde-blog1]

There’s a 60% chance you’re going to liven up and take a lap around the block. Here’s hoping the odds of heat stroke are low.

[chandrapatel-blog]

Was that supposed to be funny?

[tommywilde-blog1]

I don’t know, how did you survive without me? 

[chandrapatel-blog]

Very easily. I’m feeling a bit dead inside now, though.

[chandrapatel-blog]

One of my favorite things to do when I get bored is re-download Tinder, set my profile to Men Only and see who I can screw with. Today, I was hit with seven of the absolute worst pickup lines that I’ve ever been forced to endure. Boys, you’re welcome for this pro tip: If an attractive girl is speaking to you, do not mention anything in a pick up line about your “real” girlfriend, avocados, fertilizing eggs, Uranus, or turning software into hardware. You’re welcome.

[jedikush1x1]

Here’s to hoping everybody’s weekend is treating them as good as mine is treating me!  What’s going on with everybody tonight?  Anything fun that should be on my radar? 

[chandrapatel-blog]

My definition of fun is putting vegan cheese on a flatbread and calling it a day, so I’m probably not the right person to ask.

[chandrapatel-blog]

@cohen-changv: Anyone up for the beach? Im bringing the drinks and food.

@chandrapats: You know I would, but my presence + scantily clad people will either end in a riot or an orgy. #pass

[tommywilde-blog1]

Hello, internet. Prepare yourselves for a blessing. The one and only Tommy Wilde has decided to grace you with his magnificence presence. I know, bask in the glow. Just bask. 

Anyway, what are the plans? Any hopping spots? Anyone want to start a poker night? I’ll host. I’m thinking Wednesdays.

[chandrapatel-blog]

Oh, look. Another pretentious white boy has graced us with his presence. How did we ever survive without you.

[phoebeevans-deactivated20170221]

You know your day is going to be shitty when you get a call from the person you never want to have any type of conversation with at all. #FML

[chandrapatel-blog]

That’s unfortunate.

[julietteevans]

You think that when you decline the offer about going home, your family would drop the subject instead of pushing it. That’s the right thing to do when you don’t want to get lectured, over and over again.

However, Im planning on going out for some drinks. Who wants to join?

[chandrapatel-blog]

I don’t drink, but I’ll laugh and watch you.

[discobritts-blog]

While the rest of you are wasting your time playing pokemon, I’m doing some actual training. Seriously, what the fuck is up with you slackers? Am I the only one taking summer classes? Whatever, at least I have an edge. If anyone needs a little motivation, hit me up. I’m an excellent trainer, and I need a team for this obstacle course thing. Win/win situation.

[chandrapatel-blog]

What kind of obstacle course are we talking?

[somethingtrcgic]

So I really don’t fuckin’ understand this whole Pokemon Go thing. I’ve downloaded it, I tried it, I quit. What the hell are you supposed to fuckin’ do? Can someone like, explain it to me or some shit because clearly I’m not grasping the damn concept.

[chandrapatel-blog]

I don’t understand the craze at all. Why bother with something that’s going to rapidly drain your battery and use up all your data? It completely destroys the concept of having a phone.

[chandrapatel-blog]

character development prompt one: relationship to powers

How would your character react to not having powers? What in your character’s life would change without their powers? How would they adjust without them?

Chandra’s relationship to her powers is very much a love-hate one. Her powers are something that she wish she was never born with, but now that she has them, she’s less than willing to part with them. She knows how different her life would have been had her powers not exist-- as she most likely would not have been sold as a sex slave, and she still might be in India. Then again, she may not have ever found her parents if she didn’t move to the United States with her former owner. Her powers are not something that she enjoys or wants to have, but she understands that it’s because of her powers that her life path has unfolded the way it has.

On the one hand, she takes great enjoyment out of screwing with people’s relationships. Sex is a primal, basic thing in her opinion, and she likes watching people go around and demolish each other as a result of who has sex with who. She doesn’t understand it and she certainly doesn’t partake in it (often, she tries not to at all) but she enjoys messing around with “true love” and stealing your significant other. On the other, Chandra would probably throw a party (no exaggeration) if her powers didn’t exist. She hates the oversexualized manner in which she’s treated because of them. Everyone immediately assumes that a pheromone manipulator exists to live and breathe sex, when the entire venture just makes her uncomfortable. Sometimes she loses control of her own pheromones, and she absolutely hates when that happens. If she were to lose her powers now, it wouldn’t be detrimental, as she has her family and that’s all she really needs. But, Naveen uses her as the bait, so perhaps keeping her powers is in her best interests.

[rileyporter-blog1]

Well.. I wasn’t really thinking of it like that.

[chandrapatel-blog]

You’re welcome.