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@tommywilde-blog1

What's up? The name's Thomas, but you can call me Tommy if you're lazy. I know I am. I don't really know what I'm supposed to put here. I play guitar and piano, so shoot me a message if you ever want to jam. I'm a villain. Want to know my abilities? You gotta beat me in a game of rock paper scissors first. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

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fabrayrose:

Oh shit, really? So then you have hers?

Rude af, you have eyes. Also, I’m not powerless. I have super strength. So. Same thing almost.

No, I have no one’s.

I have beautiful eyes, I was being sarcastic. Super strength? That’s almost as tragic as my super jump.

#d: rose #d: all #rose

fabrayrose:

What is Jackie’s power rn? Like after the swap?

I always flirt with baristas, literally part of the territory of being this cute. Tripping and shoelaces take too much effort.

She stole my power, of course. Probability manipulation. She could probably jump too, if she wasn’t too busy filling my freezer with ice cream.

You’re cute? I didn’t even notice. You’re not wrong, but when you’re powerless and still looking to prank, what else is there?

#d: rose #d: all #rose

r3n0911:

Why won’t your dog speak to you? I can speak to animals now…I can speak to anyone actually. I can talk to your dog for you. Does that mean you got her powers?

I should have gotten her powers, but I can’t speak to my dog, so I’m fairly certain I got a non-powered human’s powers. Or lack thereof.

#d: reno #d: all #reno

spiderjackie:

I think I might have this new power thing down. After the first incident, I was skeptical and terrified, but now that I’m a self-made millionaire, I really love it. I do miss talking to my dog, but I’m fairly certain I can fix that after I do a couple more tests. I hope you’re all having as much fun as I am. If you’re not in to it and want to wallow instead, I have a lot of ice cream and I’m willing to share.

I despise you.

You should hop your ass over to Vegas this weekend and make us a couple thousand, since apparently I cannot.

#d: jackie #d: all #jackie

fabrayrose:

Officially over this power swap, where the fuck are my memory powers?

Usually I make people forget how to drink. Like, how am I supposed to entertain myself at Starbucks?

Same. Jackie’s having way too much fun, we can’t keep letting this happen.

Flirt with Baristas, tie people’s shoelaces together, trip small children. There are always ways to entertain yourself.

#d: rose #d: all #rose #//tommy's not even part of the power swap he's just dumb

r3n0911:

I’m super happy. I wen to Jamba Juice and everyone was SO FREAKING NICE. Everyone’s just so nice. It’s a nice day!!

I’m glad you’re having a good day. Meanwhile, my sister stole my powers and my dog still won’t speak to me.

#d: reno #d: all #reno

@fabrayrose: @tommywilde I never went trick or treating soooooo

@fabrayrose: @tommywilde: i'll get some candy on my way. Expect me in 25.

@tommywilde: @fabrayrose That's so sad. Change of plan. Charlie can pass out the candy. We're going trick or treating.

#twitter: rose #twitter: all #rose

@fabrayrose: @tommywikde totally in. I'll bring something for the kids, too... caviar? Ooh! Bags! And mini freeze rays!

@tommywilde: @fabrayrose have you ever met a child? don't bring anything that doesn't contain sugar or the ability to waste their parent's money on candy crush

#twitter: rose #twitter: all #rose

@fabrayrose: @tommywilde omfg how smart. I don't get any trick or treaters in the penthouse.

@tommywilde: @fabrayrose my building is quite family friendly, making it optimal for tricks and treats. Come hang with me if you want to see the cute costumes.

#twitter: rose #twitter: all #rose