What fresh hell is this?

Fernando. 17. Brazil. Book lover. Photoshop maniac. TV shows addicted. Medicine student. Brownie maker. Future Parisien. Kappa Kappa Tau.

[emilysbluntz]

Billie Lourd for Bello Mag Beauty. (December 2015)

[candyfornia]

Bail is revoked!

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[i-likethesummer-rain]

2.5 million notes I hate myself

[froot-lupul]

I reblogged this twice now

[insidethe99-blog]

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

[mayannaise-hart-deactivated2021]

Not taking a fucking chance

[lethamber]

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

[celestialkeyprincess]

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

[bitchwithwifivevo]

How dare you

[jayhovaa]

Oh hell nah. not today

[my-socially-awkward-universe]

This is the first time I’ve ever done any of these reblogs 😛

[bobmorleyisking]

not risking it!

[nosegay-jones]

not chancing it

[amaranthinewasteland]

2.8 million.

[everythingbyeverything-blog]

Absolutely not risking it

[mdnhys-deactivated20180825]

Damn you all

[ohscreamqueens]

Look, we should all just stay up and wait until Number Five gets tired and passes out. She confesses all sorts of crazy stuff in her sleep. She and I were roommates the first year we lived in the house.

[ohscreamqueens]

Number Five is bumming me out by insisting that we relive the moment the pizza guy blew up over and over and over! 

[yourstrulys-deactivated20170526]

[emilysbluntz]

[chanelnumber-1]

What she says: I'm fine

What she means: ATTENTION ALL USELESS KAPPA SLUTS -- Congratulations! If you're reading this it means you've overcome the limitations of your tiny manatee brains and opened an email. Now if you're asking yourself "DERR, wait, I'm confused. Is Chanel talking to me? Am I a useless Kappa slut? Simply ask yourself the following question aloud: "IS MY NAME CHANEL #3, CHANEL #5, CHANEL #6 or ZAYDAY WILLIAMS?" If the answer to that is YES then FELICITATIONS!!! THIS MISSIVE IS FOR YOU!! So, do you all remember when we agreed to meet at the campus pool and kill the Dean and I got you all awesome new phones so that when it came time to meet, the phone would light up a certain color, and when it did, you didn't even have to answer it You just had to come meet at the aforementioned pool? And then do you remember NOT coming to the pool, despite me making it super easy for you by concocting a plan so simple that an orangutang could have figured it out? Like, literally a circus ape of moderate intelligence could have looked down at the phone sticking out of the single pocket in the front of his comical lederhosen and seen it light up and used his short little legs to waddle over to his tiny motorized shriners car and driven to the pool like I asked. Do you remember any aspect of this SUPER SIMPLE PLAN? That's not a rhetorical question. I'm literally asking if your tiny slut brains have the power to process ANY OF MY SUPER-SIMPLE ORANGUTANG LEVEL INSTRUCTIONS! Because what I remember is that NONE OF YOU SHOWED UP! Which meant I had to sit at that stupid pool by myself like a GRADE-A ASSHAT with a bag full of enormous chains to drown Dean Munsch with and then have a super awkward convo with her where I was like "OH DURR I JUST LIKE BRING ENORMOUS CHAINS TO POOLS" and I looked like a total div. I don't entirely know what you whores could have been doing that was more important than helping your chapter president drown a serial killer, but unless that thing you were doing was getting enemas of pure liquid gold at a new local establishment called "LIQUID GOLD COLONICS FOR YOUNG SLUTS", like, if you were doing LITERALLY ANYTHING else, you all should seriously consider doing the human race a favor and getting sterilized. I'm not being facetious, I literally think you should consider undergoing a surgical procedure to remove your ovaries, thereby sparing human race exposure to your DNA. You four trollops ARE THE WORST SPECIMEN OF HUMAN BEINGS EVER BORN and you should all REALLY watch your backs, because if this serial killer targeting Kappa house doesn't chop off your heads, IM GOING TO DO IT!! So I can sell your tiny whore brain pans to science. Sincerely, Chanel Oberlinn

[bestoftswift]

[alayneestone]

[ohneiljostens-deactivated202006]

There is a difference between kissing someone because they are attractive and kissing someone because words can no longer accurately express your feelings for the person

[inthenameofsephiroth]

… as they try desperately to get back on my good side!

[kevinskeller]

[tananais]

I understand that Thanksgiving is supposed to be about family and being together and thanking God that we were born rich in America and not in Uganda or Venezuela or any of those other African countries. But modern Thanksgiving, at least in the Swenson family, is basically a Tinder date.

[oberlinnews-deactivated20160901]

[ohscreamqueens]

[acsgifs]

Chanel Oberlin → Nicknames