I occasionally post things here from reddit

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EH, CLOSE ENOUGH

[lawbrekker]

Kaz?

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@lbardugo

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Dango! Decided to post these individually instead since some are fairly detailed.

[fuckyeahtonystark]

That’s the thing about smart guys. We always cover our ass.

[oikawas]

ROBINS + LABELS (Happy birthday, @henwick aka my sweet smol child!)

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Summary of this blog

To make me laugh

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Reblog vs. Repost

It’s exactly as it sounds.

Reblogging is when you hit the double arrowed reblog button, one of the main functions on the tumblr media site. Usually harmless (unless you are reblogging uncredited/stolen stuff). Reblogging always will have some source to the original poster.

Re-posting is when you take/save an existing post on another person’s blog and post it yourself, whether it is on tumblr or another social media site, instead of reblogging it. Usually harmful (unless the original poster explicitly gives permission for others to repost). Whether you give no credit, some credit, or say it’s “not yours,” it’s incredibly wrong to repost without permission from the original poster.

[ladykailolu]

[lin-manuel-miranda-vines]

Jun 25, 2013

Sometimes writing looks like this.

@Lin_Manuel: That’s in Isham Park, Inwood.

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This how school feels

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Using bold

Bold longer has any meaning in this blog. AT ALL

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When your friend asks you how much a Artichoke is

This guy is talking to a group of friends,

"I want my wife dead, but I don't want to do it myself, I'll pay anyone $1000 to kill her for me".

One of his friends Arty speaks up and says,

"I don't like you wife either, I'll do it for a dollar".

"Great"! He responds, "you can find her at Coles Monday morning, good luck".

Monday morning

Arty approaches his friend's wife from behind, wraps his hands round her neck, and asphyxiates her to death. Pleased with himself, Arty turns around to find that one of the customers has seen the whole thing, so he does what is necessary and strangles her to death too. Accomplished, Arty walks round the corner to find the manager, peering through some shelfs, he had witnessed the entire incident. Once again, Arty must take matters into account, and suffocates a second innocent bystander.

Arty leaves

Over the next few weeks, police find out about the entire thing.

Do you know what the headline in the paper was the following day?

Arty chokes three for a dollar at Coles

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Issues

Damn it, I’ve become a click bait title creator. At what point in my life did I take a wrong turn? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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Playing it cool

There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market.

 A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. 

The boy told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that he did not need a whole head, but only a half head.

The shop assistant said he would go ask his manager about the matter.

He said to his manager, "There's some asshole out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce." As he was finishing saying this, he turned around to find the man standing right behind him,

 so he added, "and this gentleman wants to buy the other half." The manager okayed the deal and the man went on his way.

Later the manager called on the boy and said, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from son?"

The boy replied, "Minnesota sir."

"Oh really? Why did you leave Minnesota" asked the manager.

The boy replied, "They're all just whores and hockey players up there."

"Really?," replied the manager, "My wife is from Minnesota!!"

The boy replied, "No kidding! What team did she play for?"

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A group of engineering professors were invited to a flight in a plane

After they are all seated in their row, the flight attendants announced that their students were the ones that built the plane they were sitting in. 

The professors jump out of their seats and ran to the door in a panic. 

Then they notice a single professor still seated.

 They asked him

 "Why are you so calm right now?" 

The professor answers

 "If I know my students well, and they really did build this plane, then I can say with 100% certainty that this shit will never even turn on."