ˢᵖʳᵉᵃᵈ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʷᶤᶰᵍˢ ⁽ ᵃᵖ ⁾

independent & selective nick daley from night at the museum penned by jan est. 5.2.2017

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#what did my dad just get me involved in 

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❝ not even this unlimited supply of mana buns can fill the void in my heart. ❞

❝ SHIT I’VE SAID WHILE PVPING: THE SEQUEL ❞

        ‘   ....i have some fries. would that help, instead?   ’

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❝ you are not forgiven. leave my presence. ❞

❝ SHIT I’VE SAID WHILE PVPING: THE SEQUEL ❞

      ‘   i didn’t even do anyth---   ’

           nope. he changed his mind. he’s not gonna be in the room if a girl is mad at him.

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❝ i’ve had more fun dead than i’ve had living. ❞

❝ SHIT I’VE SAID WHILE PVPING: THE SEQUEL ❞

       ‘   technically, you’re not dead, though. so--- you’ve got that going for you? i guess?   ’

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❝ fuck me. ❞

❝ SHIT I’VE SAID WHILE PVPING: THE SEQUEL ❞

       ‘   uh----- wait, what?   ’

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❝ SHIT I’VE SAID WHILE PVPING: THE SEQUEL ❞

Back by not really popular demand, and because the first edition has been doing its rounds as of late: more stupidity, bad language, and                   an extra large shipment of salt.

❝ we can’t all be arms warriors and frost death knights, karen. ❞ 

❝ they’ve taken my insignia and my honor. ❞ 

❝ crossing the map in 5 seconds or your money back: Vengeance Demon Hunters™. ❞

❝ i made plays that last game. PLAYS. ❞

❝ joke’s on them: they put me in the graveyard but i’ve been dead for years. ❞ 

❝ life doesn’t revolve around killing blows. ❞ 

❝ i knocked them into the pit. they screamed. no one can help them now. ❞ 

❝ melee are cancelled. ❞

❝ casters are cancelled. ❞ 

❝ if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. ❞ 

❝ you know they’re top tier when they’ve got a bunch of toys on. ❞

❝ who would win: a highly talented player with a knowledge of crowd control and rotation or one keyboard-turning boi? ❞ 

❝ brb bio. ❞

❝ death is the only release. ❞

❝ alone at a base on a friday night? no problem. drain soul. ❞ 

❝ i did everything at once and they’re not dead. i’m extremely disappointed. ❞

❝ i wish i could see what they are saying right now. ❞ 

❝ is this my calling? is this what i’m meant to do with my life? ❞ 

❝ ugh ─ you know?! you know?? you know. ❞ 

❝ i don’t care. i don’t even care. ❞

❝ i care immensely. ❞ 

❝ look. look with your special eyes. ❞ 

❝ i came. i saw. i conquered. ❞ 

❝ may god have mercy on the man with the nerve to /spit on me. ❞ 

❝ it’s not true slaughter until you’re killing with friends. ❞

❝ okay, so here’s the plan: don’t die. ❞ 

❝ look, see? we’re bonding over murder and jumping in place. ❞

❝ kill me. ❞ 

❝ fuck me. ❞

❝ Yes. YES. YES!!!! ❞ 

❝ all these flavors and they chose to be salty. ❞

❝ i turned away for a second and now i’m dead. ❞

❝ demon hunters. ❞ 

❝ leave me alone. i’m busy. ❞ 

❝ everyone is dead to me. ❞

❝ if it’s red, it’s dead. ❞ 

❝ aw, leave them alone. they’re doing their best. ❞ 

❝ get absolutely deleted, my guy. ❞ 

❝ i dispell myself more than my healers do. ❞ 

❝ you are not forgiven. leave my presence. ❞

❝ these people are a disgrace to humanity. ❞ 

❝ not even this unlimited supply of mana buns can fill the void in my heart. ❞ 

❝ it’s over. ❞

❝ i killed them. i killed a warrior all on my own. ❞

❝ it’s the little victories that count here. ❞

❝ i feel more pride in my left foot than i do for my faction. ❞

❝ that was brutal. i loved it. ❞

❝ shit, i wasn’t paying attention. ❞

❝ go on ─ get out of here! shoo! ❞

❝ i’ve had more fun dead than i’ve had living. ❞ 

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sidenote, if you don’t think i’m also gonna end up using j.ames r.oday for an adult nicky-- u wrong.

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hi i’m iconing p.sych for nicky reasons and probably gonna rewatch the natm movies sometime soon so i can actually do shit over here.

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aetcrnum:

     ‘ holy SHIT. ’  she’s not really upset, just surprised; although, really, she’d always thought the exhibits were a little too lifelike. ‘ this whole time i thought it was just really good actors or weirdly advanced animatronics but — ’ she let out a high-pitched laugh. ‘ egyptian artifact. go FIGURE. ’

    ‘  a lot of people have thought that--- and then others still thought it was too fake. at least...until they got rexy roaring in their faces, anyway.  ’  that never got old, not to him.  ‘  once you know, though, you kinda get used to it after a while. and as long as you don’t try to steal it....it’s chill. it’s fine. there’ve been too many people who’ve tried to do that over the years. makes for some interesting adventures, i guess, but still gets annoying to have to track it down all over again.  ’

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nicky voice: ‘sup

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hey so, update on stuff and things.

my laptop was on its last legs for a while, so it was hard to switch between blogs, so i mainly was concentrating on my main. b UT !!! my parents bought me a new(ish) laptop yesterday, and i finished moving all my important stuff onto it late last night, so i’m good to go now !! i’m gonna be working on icons and stuff for other muses of mine, but yeah. hopefully i can be around more. and do more stuff. and yeah.

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SALTY SENTENCE STARTERS.

“ can you believe they posted that status about me? who do they think they are? ” “ can you believe she/he has the nerve to throw a party and not invite me? ” “ i don’t care, i’m having a party and only cool people can come. ” “ um, you’ve been excluded from this conversation, see your way out. ” “ i don’t have the time to worry about this nonsense. ” “ it wasn’t to indirect because you caught onto it, so. ” “ if you’re going to post a status about me, use the @ symbol next time. ” “ i hate her/him so much, i want to destroy them. ” “ i will go down in history for ruining them if it’s the last thing i do. ” “ people get on my nerves so much. this is why i’m antisocial. ” “ i hate social media sometimes, always ruins my mood. ” “ i hate logging in to stuff because i get the ultra mega mood drop. ” “ excuse me? want to run that by me one more time? ” “ if you got something to say, speak up. ” “ i’m sorry what was that? can’t hear you when you’re whispering. ” “ don’t whisper about me when i’m in the room. ” “ yeah, i’m right here and can hear you. ” “ please, don’t talk to me. i’m not in the mood today. ” “ i’m going to either stab someone or break down and cry today. ” “ i’m so done with this drama. you’re all fake. ” “ stop making call out posts about me, you have my number and address. ” “ i can’t believe all this drama always finds me. ” “ i didn’t post that stupid status! i told you i was hacked! ” “ omg, please go away already. ” “ all these flavors and you chose to be salty. ” “ want some grease to go with all that salt? ” “ my fries could use some of your salt. ” “ why buy salt, when i have you? ” “ if you could stop being so salty, that’d be great. ” “ the salt is strong with this one. ” “ oh i’m sorry you’re so salty about it. ” “ what could you possibly do with all that salt? ” “ you have enough salt for the both of us. ” “ you stay salty, my friend. ” “ forever salty, is what you are. ” “ you must like your popcorn like you like yourself; salty. ” “ will you ever not be salty, one could only wish. ” “ you have more salt than the pacific ocean right now. ” “ do yourself a favor and go wash all that salt off. ” “ you’re saltier than most foods i consume. ” “ when is there a day that you aren’t feeling salty? ” “ you’re always so salty. ” “ stop being so salty. ”

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-----------nicky has a bit of a fanboy heart-eye moment upon meeting buffy for the first time. // @slayercne

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I’m not very good at telling people how I feel.

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send me questions you have about my character!

anything and everything. favorites. thoughts on people, on events. what they would do in a certain situation. how things would be different if something had/hadn’t happened. simple questions, complex questions. have at it!

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reprisid:

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     ❝ hey, dude! you dropped something! ❞ in the blink of an eye, peter glides over to the other, card in hand.  ❝ i think you have a hole in your pocket. ❞ he holds it out, trying to convey a friendly smile through his mask to the fellow teen.  ❝ you’re a deejay, huh? that’s dope! i know someone who’s a deejay. his name’s flash, and he’s kinda an asshole, y’know? not that–not that you’re one…you seem nice! it’s just…he’s a very insecure dude….or at least that’s what my aunt keeps tellin’ me. ❞

     nick probably wouldn’t have even noticed anything had fallen out of his pocket if nobody had told him. ( his mother always had told him that he needed to start getting more than one good pair of pants he used for work along with his others for every day. ) but having the card returned by none other than the spiderman? that was something he hadn’t thought would happen in his wildest dreams ! a look of shock mixed with awe seemed to cross his face as he took the card to place in a pocket that wasn’t so ripped, his head nodding briefly as he blinked.

           “ i-- i, uh- yeah. yeah, i am. there’s-- there’s a radio station not too far from the museum of natural history. that’s-- that’s where i work. ”   he knew he was babbling, and had to take a moment to cut himself off.   “ sorry, i just-- you’re spiderman, dude-- that’s-- that’s really cool. cooler than being a deejay. ”