Socrates Throwing Verbal Rocks

ENFJ / Cancer sun / Libra moon / Libra rising

[xhorass]

Weird question but if y’all were stuck in a time loop where you died and then the day restarted over and over again, what slightly insanity-inducing song would be playing every time you woke up

[tankaramo]

me @ me at 3am

[hchocolate]

[woodmeat]

walking past the bathroom mirror in a party when u faded

[superbatson]

currently losing it over this b-roll footage of john mulaney recording for into the spider-verse

[mulaneysbutt]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[comedyhaze]

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

Toni Collette in Hereditary (2018) dir. Ari Aster

[mxnrique]

[mxnrique]

[sepulchritude]

Are they… you know.. *mimes cutting someone in half with a chainsaw* a virgo?

[starkeaton]

the mimes are doing What

[nztsume]

Are they… you know… *mimes beating the shit out of someone with a juggling club* a Capricorn?

[dangxiety]

[banderboucher]

New Yorker Cartoon

Millennial holding newborn baby: Where the like button on this binch!!!

[bartmobile]

Jewish mood

[palominojacoby]

It’s almost that time of the year!

[jewish-privilege]

?חנוכה

?חֲנֻכָּה

Xanike?

[sseaworn]

when my dad moved away from home he needed a place to live, so he went to look at this one potential apartment. the only questions the landlady asked him were where he was born and when. when my dad told him, the landlady pulled out this huuuge astrology chart book. she looked at it for a long time in silence and finally said, “acceptable”

[rainbowtalks]

this is funny and awful at the same time

[knfwinthemorning-deactivated202]

[aacalibrary]

Lady Greyhound:

Back in the 1950s, Lady Greyhound took America by Storm. She was the official mascot for Greyhound (of bus service fame). She made frequent public appearances, including a station’s grand opening wear she chewed through a “ribbon” of dog biscuits.

[leavemealone2069]

[kekekekekekekeke-deactivated201]

[sakimakura]

don’t go into the comments section of tupac music videos. this man will give you a pop quiz