Pikachu cause it's funny, Pika works too cause it's also funny or Chaos cause that's funny too
Why don't you tag x, y, t?
cause I'm lazy, and I only tag when I want attention
Do you write meta?
Unfortunately for you all, yes, when I'm feeling extra inspired by a show or when I've read meta so poorly thought out and incorrect my soul cannot rest until I've said something
Behold text posts > pikachu speaks > pikachu recaps > pikachu metas > pikachu's bl film series > pikachu writes > kinnporsche > playboyy the series > pit babe the series > kiseki dear to me > only friends > lita
> Ko-Fi
Some folks suggest a ko-fi for my film in bl series and yeah if y'all wanna buy me a coffee go for it but mi chepies obviously no pressure~~ we're all just blogging and living out here
Ultimately, she spent 20 hours redoing the copy from scratch ā and with her $100-per-hour rate, that meant her client was shelling out $2,000 for copy that likely would have ended up being far cheaper had a human just written it in the first place.
I'm going to be so for real if there was a lesbian show as blatantly horny and explicit on tv right now as heated rivalry (from my lips to god's ears) all these radfem adjacent accounts on tumblr would be kicking up an INSANE fuss about objectification and fetishization and it would be sooooo insanely annoying
it's crazy to me that out of all the different social media platforms, tumblr is the one where Heated Rivalry fans are the most normal. that feels so backwards. we're all so old.
whether in literal years or just in our souls, we are elderly. we are worldweary. we're like, "i am NOT here for reality. fantasy only, baby! i just want to live in this fictional world and forget about the real one for a while. i want to think and write and talk about made-up scenarios for these fictional characters. even if we're talking about the real people, we're talking about the fictionalized versions of the actors' public personas. we're playing with dolls, here, people. this is not real life. that's kinda the point. idgaf who that 25-year-old is actually fucking. that's his business. that has nothing to do with this. leave the kid alone ffs"
and i love that. it's a pleasure to play dolls with you, fellow 'old' people
MORE heated rivalry fics that are conceptually clever or unsettling or thorough. or all of the above
not all of them are aus . many are under 15k hits
put my hand on the stove (and the cross) - unseemlyndisturbed
(beautiful eerie prose, the religiosity holds substance and is hypnotic. Load bearing fanfiction)
āAnd there.
Through a break in the trees, there is a house. Wooden, old, the pale white paint of it greyed with age and dampness.
"Iā" His voice comes out level, at least.
The man has tilted his head. "What? You want to sleep in your car?" He pulls his chin toward the dark interior of the house, a small gesture. "No. Come in. Is no trouble."
God hasnāt abandoned him yet, ha.
Shane Hollander's car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. The man who answers the door is charming, warm, and just his type. Ilya Rozanov is a very religious man. He has a lot to say about repentance.ā
HOLLANDER VS ROZANOV I - gone_girl
(i know nothing about boxing, but this conveys the world so clearly. outsider pov in chapter 1. knowledgeable clever cool character study)
āAfter nearly a decade separated by weight class, Shane Hollander has given up his cruiserweight title to challenge undefeated heavyweight champion of the world Ilya Rozanov. The following is a presentation of HBO Boxing.ā
A Side Door Into the Dark - magnetica
(climatology physics scientists in antarctica. includes citations at the end. in a short amount of words the sense of setting is sooo strong. very endearing and cold)
āAmundsen-Scott Station, Antarctica
ā
In grad school the only flirting he had mastered was the strategic deployment of phrases like āoh, really?ā and āis that so?ā It was brought to his attention by one of his more regular hookups in the kitchen of his apartment while they were cooking dinner, and he had said whenever Shane wanted to fuck he started talking like a coastal elite college girl whoād never had to ask for it outright. Now, in this strange point of contact with Ilya where it was obvious something vaguely carnal had passed between them, he thought about emulating his particular brand of assured charm. Whatever ideas heād concocted devolved rather quickly into his own unintentional directness, and he said, āDoes it scare you?ā
āDoes climatology scare you?ā Ilyaās face was measured and calm, his foot still pressed against the curved joint above Shaneās heel.
āYeah,ā the word came out like a laugh, āit does, actually. A lot.āā
decadent stress chamber - garagepaperback
(every word is intentional. frenetic. load bearing wall of a fic! buzzy. anything by garagepaperback is immaculate)
āRush week confirms a lot of things. Ambitions, fears. Where do I fit? What if I donāt fit anywhere? Nervous freshman bitten-lip shit. Being an active, a senior, means having answers. Shane has no further questions.
ā
Or, Shaneās in a frat. Ilya rushes.ā
i looked over it and i ached - IsvsWorld
(very very good character study and exploration of shaneās japanese canadian experience. doesnāt shy away from the harder realisms.)
āāI donāt really think about stuff like that,ā Shane replies in interviews, his lips wooden at the words.
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Shane and being haafu, 2nd gen, and Asian.ā
helpless, tender, open - makomoris
(sexy and sickly and loving..)
āShane gets an annual cold, Ilya notices, when they start to officially date. It happens when they're both on the road, and he calls Shane from his shitty hotel and hears him sniffling, nose all blocked while he grumbles about having to sit out a game. Ilya lets him whine, says I know, I know, sweetie, it doesn't feel too good, I am sure. He's imagining Shane a little helpless in bed, unable to move, struck down with fever. It stirs something inside him, seeing Shane, usually so whip strong, fastest skater he's seen, laid away to waste by the simple common cold.
or Shane gets sick, and Ilya still wants.ā
HOLLANDER & ROZANOV ARE DEAD - eurydicees
(buzzy and heartfelt and nosy)
It is December, and Scott has been out for long enough to pretend to be used to it, and things are not perfect but theyāre fucking good, and Ilya Rozanov is at his apartment for dinnerāhas been for over an hourāand heās still waiting so stupidly hopefully to introduce a boyfriend who very, very clearly isnāt coming.
(Or: studies on coming out, learning patience, one-sided conversations, and other absurdist waiting games.)
got milk? i mean, got yoghurt? - unseemlyndisturbed
(fascinating mixed media storytellingā¦chapter 2 ending we still think about you. read the tags but also itās sick (like crazy?) but earnest and emotional. sexy and comedic too! :P Also really well researched and realistic which enhances the reading experience so much)
āThere was a small recoil, nothing Shane would consciously register as a recoil, just a slight drawing-back of his head and a micro-expression crossing the bridge of his nose.
His brows pulled together for one second, and he pulled the carton away from his face, examining the opening.
Ilya Rozanov has seven cameras. Ilya Rozanov has a blog.
His gay roommate doesn't know about any of thisā
hockeybot - hiljainen
(gratifying. mixed media)
āHere is what everyone thinks of you. Itās exactly what you feared. It might actually be worse.ā
Thirsty Little Flower - anonymous
(like ok i guess weāre getting into the pervert section of the fic rec list. i really like the shane characterization and the representation of finding out youāre a freak on the family computer and running from it forever. very charming seriously.)
tag i love: āthink of this like an erotic expansion pack. the base game has plenty of smut already.ā
āFuck, something was really wrong with him. It was one thing to jerk off in the shower thinking about a hot guy. So maybe it was kinda gay, whatever. It happens. It's really another thing to jerk off thinking about your rival. Who beat you in *two* competitions today. A guy who, in all likelihood, didn't even mean to brush your fingers like that. That's kinda pervy, right? But plenty of other guys are also kinda pervy.
It's really definitely not normal to jerk off thinking about a guy telling you to stay hydrated.
Fuck. Shane Hollander is a freak.ā
welcome to the family - pressuretoparty
(so satisfying and makes me flinch. whole house madā¤ļø. really honest ottawa hollanov depiction.)
ā"We are actually so fucking washed," Shane bitches. "I'm never getting better and you are stuck on a losing team that sucks. Everyone is going to forget about us."
"Don't make me trip you," Ilya says, calmly. "Let's do another lap."
"No," Shane barks. Ilya raises his eyebrows.
Shane refuses to accept this. This perpetual cycle of suck. When he invited Ilya to his cottage almost four years ago now, he didn't expect their relationship to turn into their fucking burial ground.
Shane finds himself grounded in Ottawa for the foreseeable future. With his newfound free time, he hangs out with his family, eats Costco Rotisserie chicken, and whips Ilya Rozanov back into a champion.ā
it means i have no one now. well, not no one. i have... svetlana. she loves me. and i love her. but not like... fuck. not like i love you. that's the worst fucking part of all this is... that i only want you. always only you. i'm so in love with you, and i don't know what to do with it.
Yes - and this shouldn't need to be said, but I'll say it for sake of expressing my rage - it's also deeply insulting.
If you requested the same thing except that I work from another human artist's work, I'd be less insulted. In fact, with all of this AI bullshit happening, now I would be relieved to know you'd chosen two human artists instead of chatgpt >> me.
In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly donāt get it. I call it the Pascal Method.
You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.
#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic
I havenāt even seen this movie but I need you to see this Letterboxd review of The Housemaid - the discord server Iām in and I have been losing our minds over it
The US government has officially declared āradical pro-transgender groupsā to be domestic terrorist organizations. This will certain remain for the duration of this administration, and may hold into the next.
This opens the door for not only the targeting of trans individuals, but also trans communities, the broader queer community, and even allies and family members of transgender people.
Everyone, be safe. Look out for each other. Cherish small wins, and moments of joy.
Surviving is more than grand acts of defiance. Living is in the small, the everyday, the imperceptible. Living is holding a hand, or being kindā little things that you donāt remember the day after. Love each other, and love yourself in equal measure. Tyrants are brittle things. Never has a dark time failed to end.
And before anyone accuses me of overreacting, let me be clear. The last line of the Presidential Foreword in the new policy document literally reads, āWe will find you and we will kill you.ā
"In addition to cartels and Islamist terror groups, our national CT activities will also prioritize the rapid
identification and neutralization of violent secular political groups whose ideology is anti-American,
radically pro-transgender, and anarchist." (Page 7)
