[reginasphalanges]

The Office 4.01 Fun Run

[protagonasty]

Most mornings phone in bed is the devil whispering in my ear but occasionally it comes to me from the heavens on a glowing silk banner carried by two pure white doves in a shaft of heavenly light

[dogpuppy]

I almost forgot

[armandlastnamemarius2]

The Vampire Lestat 3.07 The Failures

You were twelve. Scared.

[nonlynear]

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

[porcelain-dollbones]

it really is kind of interesting how attached people are to the idea of the improvised line and the genuine reaction in film. nearly every single famous moment or line has some sort of claim floating around that it wasn't in the script and was either made up on the spot by an actor or was sprung as a surprise on the actors to get their 'real' reaction. you know, sometimes people do come up with good lines in advance and write them down, and sometimes people can pretend to be have a convincing emotional response on screen

[eclipxium]

[fledglinged]

❛ That’s a kind invitation, but I have too much to do. I’m pivoting. ❜

Silicon Valley, HBO - season 1, episode 8: ‘Optimal Tip-to-Tip Efficiency’

[protagonasty]

I love jargon

[teathattast]

[protagonasty]

Peanut butter and earl grey needs to become the next viral food trend because then I can say "peanut butter and earl grey are the age gap yuri of tea time" and people will know what I mean

[protagonasty]

Why can't I go and physically assault teenagers in the library who openly mock disabled people? Why is that a crime?

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[skopostheorie]

[poneystoney]

Is your friend @jeffament because she would totally make a rating scale like this lol

[piranesies]

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

[bonivers]

this is really how it feels

[modwyr]

the problem with liking video games is that the gaming industry is genuinely so evil and needs to be wiped out