starters / prompts taken from various game grumps’ ten minute power hour videos . feel free to change pronouns / tenses as necessary .
“ stop throwing stuff , what is wrong with you ?! ”
“ turn on the magic of colored lights , you jerks ”
“ there’s a warrant out for my arrest ”
“ i’m yelling in general not at you ”
“ what if a child ate these , then they would die of glass poisoning ”
“ how did kids do this when they were childs ? ”
“ take your cup off the raft you animal ”
“ how do you not know your soda trivia , you dope ? ”
“ it tastes like cough medicine but good ”
“ i think i’m losing feeling in my right arm ”
“ i should be in a carnival ”
“ i got the sugar shakes ”
“ it’s a four , as in the amount of days i have left to live ”
“ i don’t have a sense of smell anymore ”
“ drink it you armadillo ”
“ ew no no oh no no — oh that’s not bad ”
“ it tastes like if i ate a fridge magnet ”
“ i love MSG — that stands for mighty good soup ”
“ if we could get something sharp and dangerous that would be great ”
“ the moral of the story is you have to have a huge hat ”
“ you need to grow up . it’s time to grow up ”
“ i can’t open my eye it’s glued shut ”
“ i’m a little bumblebee , bzzzzz ”
“ who knew that eating frosting could be such great exercise ? ”
“ great news on the friendship front : you’re my friend ”
“ we better call some hospitals ”
“ i’m already so sweaty ”
“ there’s some kind of dinosaur wearing pants ”
“ looking at this makes me feel like i’m having a stroke ”
“ what does arizona look like ? ”
“ i’m here with all of my friends in a hot , nasty , sweaty corner ”
“ you see a spiced up dino , you want that boy to smile ”
“ i’m not gonna pretend i’m not jealous ”
“ dude you got a scoodily doop dee woop doop doop wah wah wah ”
“ we don’t have the necessary amount of woops ”
“ i don’t want a pumpkin growing in my belly ”
“ what are you , my bully from middle school ? ”
“ pumpkins were made by god to scare children away ”
“ i feel good about what we’ve done here today ”
“ i’m trying to be beautiful ”
“ oh we’re gonna fucking die ”
“ are we penalized for screaming ? ”
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