I will fear the night again.

Ryan: male, 19, Seattle, ISFP Aspiring something The sun will rise and we will try again. Snapchat: DontTurnAround

[the-memedaddy]

[cattgirl]

I’ve never seen anything this funny in my goddamned life

[memescomedy]

[australiansanta]

i know this is like highly illegal but i broke into someone’s backyard today to untangle their dog and give it more water n it was so cute

[dahbeeh]

Chaotic good

[lesdienne]

The mood for this entire week

[teathattast]

[rinny-the-fucker]

[gahdamnpunk]

[creepled]

[thenatsdorf]

Foster mom welcomes another baby into her litter.

[primarybufferpanel]

“Yes, good, this is also my baby. Put her with my other babies.”

[crtter]

I’ve introduced kittens to foster moms before! Some cats are so taken up with parental instinct they’ll accept a new baby instantly, but some can hiss and see the baby as an intruder that can potentially harm her kittens. When this happens, I like to to rub the new kitten with a piece of cloth that smells of the mom’s kittens, ideally whatever was being used as bedding when she gave birth. They go like “Oh! A baby I haven’t cleaned yet? Unacceptable! Hand them over”

[scatterbrainedhypatia]

That was the cutest addition to an already adorable post.

[teathattast]

[themostbeautifulanimals]

[bigyoshienergy]

She got that sleepy bitch disease babey!!!

[stalessiastan]

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

[frogmp3]

he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

the bar is at the earth’s core 

[jupitercrash]

literally fuck you to hell tumblr

[finrays]

This is the humanities version of that spoof about scientists reminding the world that clean energy is ready to go whenever.

[mtv]

this is a masterpiece. 

[muxbug-deactivated20220627-deac]

i don’t deserve this

[the-ziggy-starbucks-deactivated]

you are fucking kidding me

[catastrofe]

[azzandra]

How many people crashed into this mirror before they put up that sign, do you think.

[petite-guignol]

better question: how many people accidentally stepped into the Mirror Zone

[mysharona1987]

[carbink]

mods are asleep post toilets with threatening auras