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eli | 21 | sun gemini | moon aries chaotic evil | homicidal af | villaincore | princecore | desi af genderfluid (he/him) | bisexual | bing bong

[chaosismypurpose]

do i relate to steven grant because my life is a mess or because he heavily reminds me of my mentally ill self, i.e. hyperfixating on history (i had a heavy egyptian phase in middle school, thank the mummy and the mummy returns, and obviously as a non-straight person, greek mythology, and as a non-christian, my own religion’s beliefs), not being able to sleep at night thanks to severe insomnia (and feeling like i’ve been hit by a bus when i wake up), and talking to inanimate objects around my home?

neither. i relate to him because he looks insanely tired and hair’s breadth away from a nervous breakdown.

[chaosismypurpose]

in physical pain over the fact that i cannot edit any of my tumblr pages because of the javascript error. what i am i supposed to do? get actual work done?

[crimson-chains]

Hey guys!

Kaizu and I will be participating in the Etsy strike coming up from April 11th to the 18th!

Our shop will be put on vacation mode so sales will not be possible.

The Etsy strike is to protest the recent increase in fees. Etsy has announced record profits but still increased fees by 30% and have over the last few years been making the site inhospitable to small creators.

Please help support this strike by not buying anything from Etsy during the week of April 11th.

Here's a link to a petition outlining the exact demands from the strike and also more information on how some changes have harmed small creators.

Thank you!

[kaizuart]

Please spread the word if you can! Crim and I are putting our shop on hiatus— and if you’re a creator on Etsy, and can afford to do so, we hope you do the same!

[chaosismypurpose]

as someone who loves etsy and their unique creators, pls reblog!

[hotboyproblems]

neurotypical people be like: sweetie :))))))) i understand what you:))re going through :)) but we all have:)those:)days:))u just need to appreciate the good :) in life. some people:)))have it way:)worse than u. just :) be:)) happy:)) sweetie:))) u have evrything:))))darling (:(:

[chaosismypurpose]

@cosmic-mistake-19

[burgrs1994-deactivated20151224]

do u ever sing under ur breath and its rly good so u try singing with ur normal voice and 

[chaosismypurpose]

me everyday of my life.

[imposterogers]

first venom then the batman and now moon knight - what's with this new era of wet pathetic guys as protagonists in comic book media

that's just catering to the female gaze rather than the male gaze babes

[chaosismypurpose]

i hope it never stops, we love realistic portrayals of men that show them as more than sex gods or killing machines but as people with actual emotions and feelings 

[castle-writes]

ah yes my villain arc has brought me back to tumblr. why am i not surprised.

[chaosismypurpose]

last i checked, my name wasn't villain arc, it was eli. get your shit together bestie

[fruityfinnegan]

they put oscar isaac in a hawaiian shirt and made him spend the entire episode being confused and looking like he just rolled out of a dumpster and they expected me to not immediately fall in love with him. fools.

[chaosismypurpose]

i am the same bitch who caught feelings for eddie brock, a man who was on the verge of a nervous breakdown the entire first movie, and he was in a ratty hoodie and had a ‘parasite’ as he claims. they are hitting my type right on the head (metaphorically and literally).

[netherstray]

I’ve had a minute to think about it and I’ve decided that Moon Knight is Marvel’s very own YuGiOh if YuGiOh had stuck with the original premise of “this terrifying Egyptian spirit takes over my body and fucks up anyone who pisses him off and I don’t remember it afterward.”

[chaosismypurpose]

this resonates with me specifically because i had a huge yu-gi-oh hyperfixation that lasted like a year, and while watching episode one, i was like ‘this is basically yu-gi-oh but yugi is even more awkward, can’t remember shit, and is mentally ill, this show is perfect for me.’

[gar-trek]

guys reblog if your scared

[ispyspookymansion]

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

[ispyspookymansion]

“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it

[chaosismypurpose]

no because this post was actually written for me. you literally have to catch me when the stars align and the moon is at it’s fullest and the wind is blowing at 13 miles an hour or something, because if you don’t i will literally never watch the recommended show. my bestest of friends (2) have actually sat me down, pulled up the first episode of a show that would be absolutely perfect for me, and made me watch the entire thing with them, i agree it was a great show and haven’t laid eyes on it since. why? because they didn’t choose the auspicious time of when my interest in one of my other shows are fading out. i’ve had a dozen people recommend me the same show because they all agree i’d love it. it’s been two years and i still haven’t seen it because no one recommended it at the right time. i cannot consume new media unless the gods deem it to be the right time.

[bichoso-deactivated20210809]

tdov and i havent seen a single version of "rejoice, transgenderism be upon ye"

[bichoso-deactivated20210809]

yup happy birthday trans people

[chaosismypurpose]

happy birthday to all my lovely trans friends and followers!

[chaosismypurpose]

oscar isaac running his fingers over the rim of a glass is something that can actually be so personal

[lesbianralzarek]

tumblr guide for new users:

1) there is only one algorithm for your dashboard, and you can turn it off in settings. can't stress this enough. if you turn it off, your dashboard is in chronological order of posts and reblogs from people you follow

2) because of the lack of algorithm, likes do nothing. if you want more people to see a post, you have to reblog it so it goes on your follower's dashes

3) the vast majority of posts on a person's blog tend to be reblogs. think 90% or so. some of those will have that person commenting on it, and more will have tags

4) comments stay on reblog chains, while tags only show up on your reblog of that post. it's kind of like a whisper voice. in either case, both op and the person you reblogged from see that in their notifications

5) tags don't go in the body of the post. writing "staying in #lasvegas" won't make it appear in the las vegas tag, it'll just look weird

6) it's totally normal to reblog and post multiple things in one day. it's normal to reblog the same post twice in a row. it's normal to have 100 posts+reblogs in a day. post limit (the total number of original posts and reblogs) for a single day is 250. you heard me. 250. go hog fucking wild

7) it defaults to having a visible likes tab on your blog (but only on your blog, not the dashboard) but most people toggle it off

8) "tumblr clout" is a fucking joke. no one can see your follower count, and no one makes money here. there are no influencers. enjoy not giving a shit about maintaining a public persona. it's all anonymous and your employers won't find you here

[chaosismypurpose]

can’t believe that i started moving old posts onto my new blogs and hit the daily post limit, and i still barely made a dent in my total posts

[colesterstrudel]

Someone who knows the intricacies of astrology pls tell me why this Leo man is Like This™ skskskdksksksksksk

[chaosismypurpose]

the fact that this popped up on my dashboard right after i was talking about a guy i think i might have feelings for, and he happens to be a leo. is this a sign???

[colesterstrudel]

Okay not to be weird but I went on your blog and I, too, am a gemini sun 😂😂😂😂 tbh I hope this IS a sign for you and things work out in your favor

[chaosismypurpose]

ahh thank you so much, i’ve been into him since last may but i wasn’t sure if it was just a fleeting thing or if i had real feelings for him! definitely gonna take this as a sign to pursue him!

[colesterstrudel]

Someone who knows the intricacies of astrology pls tell me why this Leo man is Like This™ skskskdksksksksksk

[chaosismypurpose]

the fact that this popped up on my dashboard right after i was talking about a guy i think i might have feelings for, and he happens to be a leo. is this a sign???