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Duo, after introducing Wufei to Heero: —oh, I’ll be right back, let me grab us some drinks! [leaves]
Heero: …so how’d you two get to know each other?
Wufei: Interesting story, we—
Heero: Is it the spiders?
Wufei. …what?
Heero: He has more spiders in his house than average.
Wufei: …what’s average—
Heero: 38.
Wufei: …I haven’t seen any spiders—
Heero: That’s because you’re not looking hard enough.
Wufei: I’m not really looking at all.
Heero: Good.
Duo, coming back into the room: Hey, sorry about that— whats up with you guys?
Heero: Duo, this guy is weird. He keeps talking about spiders—
Wufei: Wha— I DID NOT, THAT WAS YOU!
Heero: Why would I talk about that? I already have all the spiders I need.
Wufei: What does that mean?!
Duo: Hey, it’s ok ‘Fei, if you want my spiders you can have them!
Wufei: I DON’T, HE DOES!
Duo: He already said he has all the spiders he needs?
Heero: I do.
Wufei: WHY DOES HE WANT A CERTAIN AMOUNT?!







