Toot Toot Boy

ryan - he/him “this is depressing get out of here” - my bd ☞︎ clarinet ☜︎

[wizardhumping]

Band rehearsals are weird because sometimes you’re all laughing about some inside joke or music pun and then sometimes your director has just screamed at the band and it feels like someone just died

[pinkpossibly]

I miss marching/pep band so much ;.;

[exo-orbiter-1983]

You would not believe your butt

If ten million BAND TEN HUT

[free-the-arts]

[a-multi-instrumental-disaster]

When someone touches your instrument:

[band-to-my-will-peasants-deacti]

[crowmaticism]

I’ve learned how to photoshop and

[band-quotes]

There are only 2 genders,

-Stop the note with the tongue -Stop the note with a breath in

[my-tromboner]

band director on day one: we don’t do chug and go here. we believe in hydration

band director by the end of band camp: COME ON COME ON YOU’VE GOT 2 SECONDS TO GET WATER AND BE BACK IN SET ONE OF THE SHOW FOR A FULL RUN

[clarinetcadet]

me, a marching band cowboy: what in lack of hydration 

[galacticamidala]

my orchestra conductor: count your rests!

me, an intellectual: just feel the music™

[bangdoot]

once in band I forgot the sheet music was double sided so I ended up going onto the next page while everyone else was on the back side of the first page and I finished like 20 bars early.

none of us realised because it was jazz

[shanaistired]

The music of the tenor sax next to me pt 2

And again yes this is show music

[the-retired-tuba-jesus]

my favorite instrument stereotypes

tuba: either too tall or too small, pop culture nerds, enjoy old memes

trombone: at once amazingly competent and incompetent. no one else can play their trombone because it is broken in ways only they understand

euphonium: the teenaged equivalent of a bitter old man who actually has a heart of gold

trumpet: egotistical fucks who care a lot about playing louder than the flutes

french horn: the only labrosone above the sin of the brass section. everyone treats them like woodwinds because they essentially are

flutes: really want to be first chair, insecure about their musicianship, weep a lot

clarinet: like the flutes but better at emotional suppression, wants to make everyone proud

saxophone: awesome jazz

oboe: the only one who doesn't think their instrument sounds like a duck, nerds

bassoon: rich, pretentious, correct other people's grammar

percussion: first i bang the drum then i bang your mom, also anger issues probably

[ragingsagittarius]

someone: hey, you wanna go get something to eat?

band kid: no🙅time to eat😋 when you got marching band 🎺🎷🥁mark time, mark 👣 stay in step🚶🚶‍♀️drumline🥁🥁🥁summer band camp🎷🎺one 1️⃣ band🎷🎺🥁one 1️⃣ sound🎵

[musicalshards]

my friend is learning clarinet with the most meme-worthy book ive ever seen

tag urself im a BAD piece! 

[local-gay]

Instruments renamed

Piccolo: scream maker

Flute: tooty toot

Oboe: quack machine

English horn: goose simulator

Clarinet: blue

Bassoon: rolling marbles

Saxophone: sexy quacking

French horn: star wars?

Trumpet: blemp

Trombone: fart machine

Tuba: big fart machine

Violin: crying children

Viola: firewood

Cello: delta faucet commercial music

Bass: bwah