screech stick™

[cloverclusters]

💕💜💖 sending love to my trans brothers and siblings and reminding them NOT to march and bind this season !! y’all are the strongest members of the band !!💖💜💕

[classical-crap]

I think I’m going to release an album called toilet cat. thoughts?

[classical-crap]

this toilet-water-drinking buffoon

[classical-crap]

hey guess what

[mellophone-misadventures]

BLUECOATS OWN MY WHOLE SOUL THAT IS ALL

[band-geeks-memes]

Oh gosh, what the frick is this?!?!?

"begin turning flame higher and higher"

"moon-walk" ?!?!!

"light explosives now .... and...... now"!!!!

WHAT CURSED MUSIC SHEET IS THIS???

[incorrect-marchingband]

How you know marching season is starting

[clarinetcadet]

Me, putting jalapenos on my piano: maybe this will add some flavor and spice up my playing!!

[space-sunflowerz]

No it doesn’t work. I already tried

[classical-crap]

one thing that I find funny about this blog is that I started it after I had been playing my instrument for a whopping two years and now people are coming to me for music advice even though I’m still a violin toddler

[sorryihavemarchingband]

those nighttime band bus rides where people are napping or singing or laughing or listening to music and there’s the faint glow of the streetlights passing by and everything feels right in the world

[wizardhumping]

Band rehearsals are weird because sometimes you’re all laughing about some inside joke or music pun and then sometimes your director has just screamed at the band and it feels like someone just died

[not-so-french-horn]

The sweet sweet androgyny of your marching band uiform reblog if you agree

[bandie-problems]

Listen up, you ARE good enough. For all-state, for solos, for drum corps, for indoor, for guard, for whatever it is, you completely,100% are good enough. The only thing that is stopping you from getting where you want to be, is yourself. If you truly want something, you will make it happen. Alright? Never look down on yourself. (inside and outside of music)

[thatoneset-deactivated20190205]

You’re also good enough to be Section Leader, Horn Segreant, or Drum Major. As long as you put in all the work, you’ll get there. Sometimes with these positions you’ll get screwed over by seniority (it happened to me for Drum Major) but that does not mean you’re terrible at conducting, or you’re a bad musician, or anything like that. I was afraid too that I was horrible until my BD and Drum Major told me otherwise. And you know what? You don’t have to wait to be told. You’re not terrible, you’ve made it this far. You’re good, and you will make it happen.

[theorchestraroom]

Conductor: I couldn’t give a bigger cue if I had firearms.

[that-one-jacksepticeye-fangirl]

Things I heared at band camp

“I’m on a gram of weed!” “Only a gram?”

“If you want to leave band camp just have sex in the shower, you can ask Jason all about that” *asks Jason* “oh yeah I beat cheeks in the shower”

“If you lose this pineapple, people will die”

“Low brass? More like low trash”

“The low brass section is playing duck duck goose during Sectionals”

“SARAH!!! THE SOUR SUGAR FROM MY SKITTLES IS IN MY EYES!!!”

“My name is a city name and starts with an ’S’ ” “Cincinnati?” *random person across the room* “b***h”

“Okay freshman, so today you’ll be walking 128 to 5 for 5 yard lines”

“I’m a 27 year old e-girl!”

“Drum line get your s**t together”

“Sydney… What are you doing?” “I’m accepting the sweet embrace of death”

“Hey sisters!!! ” “I’m going to sister suicide”

“Cymbal daddy!!!!”

“SHUT UP COLOR GUARD! f***ing flag twirlers”

“Steve has those calves of steel”

“If we have 5 push ups for every swear word, than if I do 100 push ups can I say the hard ‘r’

*all of the senior boys in unison"WE ARE CLUB BERLIN!” *stands in t-pose, the ussr anthem playing in the background*

“MARY IS INTO VORE!”

“RYAN, PUT YOUR PANTS ON”

“Drum line, contrary to whatever you believe you are not better than everyone”

(Names were changed because no one gave me permission to post these quotes)

[drumcorpshero]

Alright Alright, who’s gonna be MY hero and slide me a link of their Flomarching Prelims-Finals cast?

[pianononsense]

[dfdsfdsgfdsfdsgds-deactivated20]

so theyre finally here… preforming for you….

[just-shower-thoughts]

If ice skating is walking in cursive, marching is walking in boldface.