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“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed

pucket

transfemininomenon

YOU’RE STUBBORN, JEANS STOLEN, NIGHT ROWING

THINK YOU’RE BABY?

senshimeshi

HEY AND YOU, AMAZING, BUT YOMBER, SO CLAYBE

mossdragon

my gf crafted this with lots of care for yall. pls enjoy:

secondbeatsongs

losing my mind over this

straightboyfriend

marveladdicts

#mood

rue-by-another-name

the biggest lie i ever told & how my husband came to protect it

for years i have lived this lie telling everyone i am allergic to peanuts because i hate the smell of peanut butter and it makes me gag and makes my throat feel gross after eating it and so i don’t really like peanut butter that much but whenever i used to tell people i don’t like peanut butter they’d get all defensive like “peanut butter is amazing how do you not like it?!” and then i’d have to go into this whole thing to defend my taste buds.

but then i got tired of it and started telling people that i’m just allergic to peanuts because that way it’s not my fault that i hate the smell of peanut butter - it’s now like i’m a sad little baby who will never get to taste peanut butter ever in her life and everyone feels sad for me.

but the problem is that i really love peanut m&ms and so now i can only eat peanut m&ms when i’m at home in secret. the only person who knows my lie is my husband. and so at work this evening we had a small celebration for someone and they had peanut m&ms and i really wanted some but obviously couldn’t eat them in public because then people would know my peanut secret.

and so when we got home after work my husband tipped his jacket over and emptied his pockets and at least thirty or so peanut m&ms fell out of his pockets and he whispered, “i was sneakily accumulating them all night for you because i could see the pain in your eyes.”

and if that isn’t love then i don’t know what is.

confused-lonely-at-the-same-time

if a film adaptation happens of rwrb and the turkey scene isn’t in it, i don’t want it

butterflypeaflowertea

at the next met gala i think someone should get murdered. i think it would be fun

gaylor-moon

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dankmemeuniversity

polyjosten

The next time someone asks “So, which one is the evil twin?”

Neil: Well, it depends how you look at it. Are you saying it in a “cool fun queer coded villain” way because then it’s Andrew. But if you’re asking it in a “one wrong step and they’d be a republican” way then it’s Aaron.

Aaron: I’m not a fucking republican

Neil: Thankfully, we have been taking the right steps and he took that as the insult that it was.

corvidhours

my current obsession is Matt hightailing it out of the dorm before The Shower Scene. He said ON GOD Neil I will not cockblock you bro. He said Andrew sir I am not looking, I am respectful. He saw the sexual tension and homeboy RAN I’m-