[chaotic-spork]

Please enjoy my RP Blogs

@ripper-the-indoraptor - name says it all! Weird It/Its Bird Thing who I love

@darkvoid-girlie491 - Madame Yūgure and her bestie Darkrai (18+)

@trio-of-meats - Big Charlie and the Nuggets (Featuring Angsty Teen Lamb)

@an-arid-ruby - Official Arid Ruby Brendan blog (I will post the fic if I'm bothered enough ;))

@beads-of-ruin - fire fimsh, professional shit stirrer

@electrodrift1008 - Miraidon Hybrid/Fusion girlie

@arborealghostie - Helene Magnolia the Phantump, undead and Real Weird

Edit: adding my AO3 and Artfight here too

https://archiveofourown.org/users/A_Swarm_of_Sporks

https://artfight.net/~Chaotic-Spork

[paleo-punk]

A mated pair of female kunpengopterus, nuzzling and preening on a warm summer evening

Happy Lesbian Visibility Week 🧡🤍🩷

[radioactive-earthshine]

You've heard of multi-shipper now get ready for multi-headcanoner: where multiple interpretations of the same character coexist in your head and they are all great.

[wilwheaton]

[entelechies]

#my brain deciding what information to retain

[amiya-shirou]

being extremely out of the loop especially regarding social media trends and discourse means you often end up learning things only after they've been turned into memes like ten times removed from the original context. for example the first time I ever read the term "girl dinner" it was on a gif of the T-Rex from Jurassic Park eating people so you can imagine the confusion when some time later I stumbled upon posts where people were hating on it and calling it gender essentialist

[amiya-shirou]

it's seriously fucked up that our society expects women to spend most of their energy hunting alone and fighting for their food while men can just chill with their herds as they munch on leaves

[nickelodeonhistory]

1998 nickelodeon trade ad

[charbarthe2nd-deactivated202005]

It’s amazing how they could make an ad from 1998 that looks like a shitpost made a week ago.

[trans-trendy-deactivated2022121]

Here’s a template

[trans-trendy-deactivated2022121]

[9differenttypesofcrazy]

Here’s mine

[naamahdarling]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[scp-threats-is-back]

It was bound to happen.

[scottandhiskind]

[okthatsgreat]

why are scissors packaged the way they are it’s like they’re taunting us. Oh wow this is such a difficult awful packaging to get through that seems to cause physical damage to your hands as some sort of sick self defense mechanic, if only i had something to help get through it, something sharp perhaps

[okthatsgreat]

what sort of sick twisted game is it trying to play here

[okthatsgreat]

LEAVE ME ALONE

[yellow-cat]

printing this on a tshirt and wearing it to see my family to see if they get the hint

[lennyinlordran]

Note: I honestly am on good terms with (most) of my family, I reblogged bc the shirt is kinda metal.

[vidibit]

Mutuals who I have hardly spoken with but we instead communicate through silently liking and reblogging each other's posts... I hope you're all having a lovely day ✨

[ghostoffuturespast]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photos by Bill Watterson and an octopus)

[transparasite-deactivated201806]

I think this is the best scientist photograph I have ever seen.

[shellysbees-blog]

But people didn’t believe him on reddit. So Watterson made the photo sequence into a gif.

[moonlit-hedge]

Here’s the gif for anyone curious.

[siren-kitten-his-deactivated202]

I had to go through the notes to find the gif. Not because I didn’t believe him but because I wanted to see it.

[illisidifan]

Fantastic

[odysseys-blood]

the fairy vs walrus thing has been tried and died by now ofc but seeing this is rly like

yeah no id be way more confused by random walrus encounter

[bishopony]

my really funny and original concept

[midnight-sloth]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

These wonderful people have a single braincell to share but unfortunately none of them are using it

[hangsawoman]

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality

therapist: no

[unrealnokko]

no live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream.

come on, let's not misquote here

[smeemos]

smeemo favourite toy ever forever no matter what

[smeemos]

best smeemo frames from smeemo video

[tomhoppusdelonge]

reasons why i love jesse pinkman #4990

[glassshine]