Chaotic (Mis)Adventures

A DnD blog with stories, original dnd worlds, DM and Player ideas, Character ideas, and whatever else I decide to put on here

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Circle of the shepherd druid: but I can!

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The circle of the shepherd druid: excuse you, that bear is my friend! Don't you dare!

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I want to make what looks like a ground keeper just minding their own business, but is actually the super scary guard who uses a shovel as a weapon.

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I made a wall that guarded a secret passageway in a labyrinth they got stuck in. To get past it, you had to solve the riddle that it wrote on itself.

But they solved it too quickly and bummed the wall out, so it asked to give them another riddle cuz it was bored, not a lot of people come through that way.

They invited the wall to join their party. It did.

They named it Riddle. It's a very friendly sentient wall.

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Dex paladins are fun! Though I wish you could divine smite using ranged weapons. That's the only frustrating part.

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It sounds like something I would make someone who rolled a nat 1 believe. I make it so that when someone rolls a nat 1, they confidently believe something that is completely wrong.

It's very entertaining. For me.

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Me, reading fiction: this is so unrealistic, no one is that stupid. What the heck was the author thinking? This feels so derivative. Like a cartoon of a real person.

Me, lives through 2020-2022: y'know, maybe that author was actually onto something.

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Sigh… *BANG!*

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