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halfinvisible

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

I queued this like 8 months ago I’ve waited a long time for this moment

purewasteland

apologize to everyone right now.

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My boyfriend (he loves the boys) was telling me last now how he’s worried that the shitty incel the boys fans will get pissed off with spn fans if kripke actually does anything gay with Jensen and misha and I had to break it to him that it doesn’t matter. Incel alpha male the boys fans VS queer fujoshi “literally created the omegaverse” turbo freak spn fans spn fans are winning sorry??

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Producers of a show that Jensen Ackles stars in with a viewership drop: How do we save this show?

Misha Collins: Hey guys!

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Jensen, control your face

mypeopleskillzarerusty

We were robbed

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The fact that we know Dean and Cas routinely watch movies together yet they only ever showed us Cas watching TV alone, often distressed

We deserved to see their pizza, movie, and zen time

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all the the boys actors that thought Jensen was sooo cool when they see him giggling at every single thing misha does are gonna be so confused

transatlantictoast

Okay here's how I think it's gonna go.

Homelander opens soldier boys tube thing and soldier boy says "fuck you fuck nuts you're a fucking pussy, I'm gonna visit an old... Friend" soldier boy then runs out of the big military building they keep him in (still naked btw) and then he knocks out a guard wearing jeans and a work shirt over a grey t shirt and steals his clothes and shaves so they can't tell it's him, he then runs to the parking garage where all the government agents park for work and put of every car he breaks into and hotwires a black 67 impala.

When he turns on the radio it's playing carry on wayward son by Kansas and then he drives to wherever Misha's character lives and when he gets there he knocks on the door all nervous and Misha opens the door wearing a trenchcoat over a suit with a blue tie before saying in a very raspy voice "hello dean" revealing that soldier boys real name is Dean they then lock eyes for a second before making out and having hot passionate gay sex for the rest of the episode until in the last 30 seconds Jared walks in and says "hey so get this, according to the lore"

destielwarmsthecocklesofmyheart

guys… look at his mouth and tongue

HES DOING THE SAME THING

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Eric Kripke dusting off his favorite toys for one last great American queerbait

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“there will be peace when you are done” eric kripke said like a liar who lies

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imagine you are jack quaid. or karl urban. or anthony starr. and nepo cast member pretty boy ackles is in cahoots with the creator of your show. he is able to bring in his frat brother and frat lover from that one shit show that can't seem to die. you want to say something but gay people would crucify you.