That Queer Librarian

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[my-heart-of-heart]

If I had a nickel for every 2025 movie that altered my brain chemistry by creating an incredible new depiction of a classic character that explored what it means to be human and how to move past your parents’ expectations of you and also the opening shot is an Arctic landscape I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it twice

[my-heart-of-heart]

Victor Frankenstein has nothing on this diva

[vemancer]

I feel for the scene in Rocky Horror where everyone is in a pool caressing each other. Abandonment of quarrels. Empathy. Emotion. Human connection. I’m so hungover but halloweekend is only halfway through. For the women who can’t, I persist.

[vemancer]

SOMEONE POACHED MY TUMBLR POST???

[itsame-a-mio]

Happy Pride Month to everyone who gets this joke, laughed at it, or isn’t a homophobic or transphobic etc asshole.

Happy Pride Everyone.

Stay Gay.

[mistressemmedi]

[rylandsgrace]

Conclave (2024) // Conclave (2025)

[morguesiren]

pope francis died... on another, completely unrelated note, has anyone checked on how trisha paytas’s third pregnancy is going?

[theartistswings]

So Pope Francis met with JD Vance on Easter Sunday, giving another go at explaining compassion to him, then dies the following day

Im not saying these two things are connected, but if I was writing this book people would be criticizing me for hitting them over the head with obvious symbolism.

[nightvale-thoughts]

getting a “pope francis has died” notification from my news app while reading a smutty conclave fic was one of the most surreal moments of my life.

[inkyself]

He died the day after Easter. The cuntiest since Jesus Christ

[nelsonakis]

Cinematic parallels

[franzis-frantic-thoughts]

[allpiesforourown]

House would treat two gay patients like shit and get sued for being homophobic and cuddy would go "he's not homophobic, he treats everyone like that!" which does not hold up in court so instead he's like how can I be homophobic when I have a boyfriend? Wilson stand up. Everyone would turn to Wilson (who had ZERO warning about this) and he'd stutter before glaring at House and stand "yes, House is unfortunately my boyfriend"

Then they'd walk out of the courtroom and Wilson would chew him out which House ignores. Cue 3 days layer when Wilson says House needs to clear up they lied about being gay to get him off (ha) and they're not actually dating because he is NOT getting any dates like this. House would walk into the hospital cafeteria and yell "ATTENTION EVERYONE. Doctor Wilson is not my boyfriend." Wilson would nod for 2 seconds before House follows up with "because we're engaged!" and Wilson can't even be mad because why did he think for 2 seconds that House would make it easy for him

House would try to use this as an opportunity to demand less clinic hours (think of it as a wedding gift) which he does not get because Cuddy knows exactly what's going on and she thinks it's hilarious but she needs his ass working

Cuddy: yeah? You two are a thing? How big is he?

House: 5.3 inches

Wilson: how the FUCK do you know that

[clown-husband]

if house was a drag queen his name could be ms.diagnosis

[ifwebefriends]

I feel like if Hanahaki disease was real in the House MD universe there’d be a whole episode about them treating a patient with it and they like lie or some shit about not telling so and so about their love or like the person they love is dead or something and so they try to cure them another way and the whole time House is like being a dick as always and making fun of them for it and like haha you won’t tell them you love them loser and then at the end of the episode the person the patient loves comes in at the last minute when the patient is on the brink of death and they confess and so the patient lives and gets a happy ending but then Wilson talks to House and says something like “the lengths people would go to to avoid rejection” and House would respond like “yeah these idiots would risk their lives just to not get their stupid feelings hurt” and then Wilson leaves and literally right after he’s gone House coughs up a few petals and barely reacts and just throws them into the trash or a fireplace or something and walks out into the hallway and the episode ends and it’s literally never brought up again

[sharlinefreire]

canon mlm rep be like "i like a boy..but im!?!? also a boy!? >-<??" meanwhile queerbaiting "if you die i'm alone".