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that one mutual who posts a little too much about hudcon

heated rivalry with a side of spn. and sometimes 9-1-1, hannibal, the magnus archives, dan and phil, dc comics.

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⚠︎ i like rpf !!! and will post nsfw

i can't believe just how much connor and hudson love eachother. we are so lucky

if i had a penny for every time hudson drew a heart over connor on his instagram i would have two pennies which isn't a lot but it's Curious that it happened twice

#hudcon #hudson williams #connor storrie

THE HEART AROUND CONNOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#hudcon #hudson williams #connor storrie

gaygoatshane

he couldn't believe he was being asked if he liked girls

eldritchazure

#LMAOOOOGFJKFGHKFG

rainbow-femme

They move in together full time and Ilya notices that Anya acts differently with Shane than she does with him, more quiet and less playful, and he worries that means she doesn’t like Shane or is jealous, so he hires a dog trainer to come over and see if there’s anything they need to do to help

After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly

And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?

Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose

Shane comes home to Ilya with his face in his hands going oh god I’m not Anya’s dad I’m her brother and she thinks we’re both your pets. And Shane just goes. What.

#LMAOOOOOOOO #this is perfect #hollanov

elokitties

fellas, is it gay to not let another homosexual man in WeHo near the coworker you called dibs on?

#no one has ever been coworkers like they are coworkers #hudcon

grabmyboner

wait i came back to say look at shane comforting a relief stricken ilya. look at him cradling and holding and kissing his crying ilya soooso protective and caretaking

#oughg

hr-rep

#MyIlya :}

shane comes in close contact with some kind of sex pollen except that he doesn't even notice, he's just that used to being perpetually and devastatingly horny and not showing it

#shane hollander #heated rivalry

whimsifae

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

miss-nerd-alert

adizzyantlermoth

shane: carying in all the shopping bags from the store

ilya: reaching a hand out to help

shane: immediately switching all the bags to one hand to hold ilya’s hand

gaynehollander

This is your regularly scheduled reminder that Shane Hollander ended his NHL draft day by jerking off to thoughts of Ilya Rozanov.

#lets all explode

hockeyfinches

i love Not to jump the gun here but with rozanov’s permission…? i think shane in that scene was feeling fiercely protective over another person for the first time in his life. so bowled over by the intensity of his own emotions that he stumbled back to his hotel room in a daze and immediately jerked off in the shower about it. “what if rozanov got arrested and i had to use my immense hockey wealth to bail him out of jail and it was winter in boston. so he had hypothermia. and he had to live with me while we sorted out the legal situation and i yelled at journalists for him and helped him with his paperwork and hired the best lawyer in the world and nursed him back to health and he was like “hollander……..you saved my life 🥺” and he fucked me soooo hard every night for stress relief (obviously he couldn’t fuck other people. due to the lawsuit) and we fell asleep in each other’s arms afterwards. because there’s only one bed in my apartment and he’s too tall for the couch” stuff like that. normal fantasies

hockeyfinches

top ten shane hollander shower fantasies:

• holding ilya’s hand while they cross a busy street full of hazards (potholes, roadworks, etc)

• rescuing ilya from kidnappers (he kicks down the door)

• rescuing ilya from a burning building (bridal carry)

• fighting in a gladiatorial ice hockey arena for ilya’s hand in marriage

• massaging ilya’s bad knee and ilya says with wonderment “wowww wow. shane you’re so good at this… you are better than every physical therapist on earth probably”

• saying “he asked for no pickles” to the mcdonalds cashier

• carrying ilya’s bags

• washing ilya’s hair

• applying o’keefes working hands cream to ilya’s calluses

• fuck or die

hockeyfinches