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changan-moon

How to see whether a Chinese handmade teapot is well done or not - quality of the spout is an important standard.

cr: 承启建水紫陶

amemait

that last teapot is like witnessing an eternal and important truth

ms-demeanor

I just watched this with the sound on and i really recommend it because the utter silence of the last teapot is both perfectly predictable and totally remarkable.

nakamatoo

What am I doing? Why do I want to hurt you so bad. I’m suppose to be your friend.

I just wanna be your friend

reimidy

Ｂｅ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｆｒｉｅｎｄ

x

rodgerdogger

what size shoe shaq wear

52

damn

icecreamsandwichcomics

Unfinished comic from a long time ago that wasn’t ever going to be completed. It makes absolutely no sense, but honestly in its current state i think it’s the funniest thing so I’m not adding to it.

Anyway.

Posting a video later today. Expect that. Anddd uhh yeah see you then.

ryanphantom

ME, EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE

peanutbuttergamer

Wow, this has a lot of notes, haha.

ankle-beez

that time Mandy was so annoyed with the plot that she got up and left the fucking episode

just-shower-thoughts

Maybe medieval people happened upon a T-Rex fossil and came to a relatively logical conclusion that dragons existed.

beedlebeeb

I’ve read a couple books on this actually, thats exactly what happened. Also cyclops are from looking at bones from a certain type of baby elephant. The giant note hole and tiny eyes made it look like a single eye.

awed-frog

Yep, can confirm! And what’s even funnier to me is that back in the dark ages, Greek people used to find a lot of prehistoric bear skeletons - and those look exactly like human skeletons, except they’re like eight feet tall or something - so they naturally assumed those were the heroes of legend, and made armour and clothes for them and reburied them with the most splendid and sacred religious ceremonies they could think of? Fast forward five centuries, Athens’ all modern and rational, philosophers and scientists aren’t taking any shit from anyone - but the problem is, people will randomly find graves containing giant-ass warriors, so that’s something that can’t be explained away and yeah, demigods were a thing and yeah, they used to be eight feet tall and sorry I don’t make the rules.

queer-trans-amazon-deactivated2

Some scientists suspect that the origin of the cyclops myths came about because of elephant skulls, which are vaguely human in shape but with a honking big hole in the middle for the trunk but easily mistakable for an eye socket without any flesh