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this is your captain speaking. do you guys remember 9/11 [escalating clamor of passengers freaking out] woah woah hey hey i was just curious. christ. am i not allowed to make conversation

squeakitties

please valve give these people Something

dailydccomics

Mr. Terrific by Mitch Gerads

woman-respecter

suburban women on september 15 1967 tuning in to star trek and seeing fuck-or-die mode spock getting in a sweaty man fight with captain kirk in amok time

domobot

potato

nemesis-is-my-middle-name

my farming sim game will have animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop to act as a lightning rod to draw all the discourse and thinkpieces away from topics that would annoy me more

nemesis-is-my-middle-name

in my farming sim game that has animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop, shipped products will be sold on a weekly basis, not a daily one. you get a big windfall once a week and then you budget around that. if you want more money in the interim you have to go sell to the local merchants whatever products they specialize in.

nemesis-is-my-middle-name

in my farming sim game, getting married to one of the townspeople will have a significant impact on your gameplay. if you marry the rival farmer, their smaller farm will be merged with yours. if you marry the town alchemist/doctor you get a buff to all your alchemy and you wake up from getting knocked out in your own home instead of their clinic. if you marry the priestess she uh, idk she does weather related divine magic for you so you can choose the weather, idk i haven't thought too hard about that one yet

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my farming sim game will have a MILF you can actually F

nemesis-is-my-middle-name

these tags are probably a joke but genuinely i do think that more games with romance candidates in general should require you to at least be on friendly terms with their family/close friends before they will romance/marry you. so yes. romancing the MILF will require attending her kid's pretend tea party first. to prove you mean business

whatsaudreythinkingabout

the juxtaposition of LoL’s two most popular tie-in media will never not be funny to me

calisthorgoingup

They love putting Jinx through the blender

#they keep putting my dear wife jinx through situations

whatsaudreythinkingabout

the juxtaposition of LoL’s two most popular tie-in media will never not be funny to me

calisthorgoingup

They love putting Jinx through the blender

newtypeoffreak

"i don't know.. that's scary.." has become such a core part of my vocabulary that I forget people will not immediately understand that I'm making a reference when i say that

techtonicactivity

checking out the league classic info

cool they have a bit that evokes the old client!

nice little title cards telling you how wildly different all these characters were way back when! I guess every single champion has been changed in some way or-

ALL OF THEM EXCEPT FOR THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE, LEONA, WHO CAME INTO THIS GAME PERFECT AND FULLY FORMED RIGHT OFF THE CUFF

deadgenerations

a while a go I saw a very popular deltarune post that said "a rose is an internationally recognised symbol for sexual violence" and I simply do not think that is true and it's so untrue I can only conclude it was made up on the spot.