Clouds and LG Dumpster Fires

Cloud | 20 | He/She/They/It | INFP | Bee Whisperer 🐝 -> I am an adult I will not censor myself for you children 🖕 -> Current obsession: Obey Me! -> Pansexual Enby -> EMT and clinically depressed 🚑 -> Video Games 🎮, Fandom, Witchcraft 🔮 -> Punk Music 🎶, Ameture Author -> ADHD and Maladaptive Daydreaming -> I am physically unable to like things the normal amount 🔥

[chaoticcloudcommand2]

This is my backup account!

Have you been wondering? "Hey! Wtf happened to Cloud? They dropped off the face of the earth!?" Well I assure you dear friend I am alive and well. My original account got terminated and I am having trouble getting it back.

Everytime I get banned from tumblr I'm gonna make the Dumpster fire larger

Cloud And Dumpster Fires

Hi, this is Cloud and welcome to my blog!

My original account was @chaoticcloudcommand and @acloudthatneedspraise so if you followed either of those accounts please follow me here as this is where I will be posting from now on until tumblr gives me back my original account (assuming they give it back).

Here you will find a ton of reblogs. I ramble. I create. There will be fanfic, fanart, and posts about my daily life. I'll laugh, I'll cry, maybe you want to join me? I don't take this blog very seriously so neither should you. I am not a serious person.

I reblog alot of things so to keep it all organized I have a tag system that I sometimes follow. Self tag is #cloud speaks. Shit posts will be tagged with #shitpost. Under #Ramblings of a cloud, my thoughts on various fandom related things. I tag my own fics with #Cloud's Fics for now until I get a masterlist going. Any asks are tagged with #Cloud Answers. I do my best to tag things accordingly.

Blog Rules bc apparently I have to have these:

🔞 Minors DNI. I don't care if you are 17 and think that is close enough. It's not. Please have your age in your blog bc if you don't I will assume you are under 18 and block you. I often post and reblog adult content and I am uncomfortable with the idea of children interacting with it through me.

If you are "pro-life" DNI. Get away from me with that fascist bullshit. You're a fascist and amoral person I hope you get swarmed by bees.

DNI if you are a TERF or any sort of LGBT+phobe.

DNI if you are or think "MAPS" Aka fucking pedos is a valid sexual orientation. It is not. I will physically fight you over this. If you are one of these types of people I sincerely hope you choke on a cock and die.

I will block anybody and everybody for the dumbest fucking reasons I do not give a single fuck. I once blocked someone because they said they didn't like pizza. I blocked someone last week because I didn't like their vibes. Don't get into an argument with me bc I will argue back and I will inevitably win bc I control the block button. No one is safe.

Masterlist

Sorry there is nothing here I lost my previous account so now I have no more fanfiction but im working on it.. I have to either rewrite it or just move on. Probably should've been smart and wrote it on Google docs or somthing first but it's too late now 🤷‍♀️

[screeching-0wl]

A guide to worship of Artemis- cheat sheets

Hellenic cheat sheets

If you like my content consider supporting me on: https://ko-fi.com/screeching0wlet

[mysharona1987]

[afeelgoodblog]

Fantastic idea

[betweenrealityanddaydream]

" I am not actually tired , but numb and heavy , and can't find the right words "

- Franz Kafka

[grapefruiters]

masculine looking cishet guy wearing an ”ask me about my pronouns” shirt. when you ask about his pronouns he really excitedly explains to you that they’re he/him.

[chaoticcloudcommand2]

This adorable

Edit: When I was typing this I had a stroke (not really) so I came back to fix it but I decided to keep it.

[blazevillains-deactivated202504]

wish u could post anonymously. like sending an anon but its making a post you dont have to send it to anybody. and like it shows up on ur followers dash and its like a game of amongus to guess who it was

[funnytwittertweets]

[chaoticcloudcommand2]

But they mean it tho!

[kirianthedivorce]

“Larry is bad at catching mice so he’s bad at his job”

You FOOLS

His official duties according to www.gov.uk, the official website of the UK government, are “greeting guests to the house, inspecting security defences and testing antique furniture for napping quality” and “contemplating a solution to the mouse occupancy of the house” which he says “is still ‘in tactical planning stage’.”

He’s doing his job JUST FINE

[vestiges-of-light]

[chaoticcloudcommand2]

Not having a good mental health day so here's some pictures of my dog after eating a CBD dog treat to cheer you up in case you're feeling the same way <3

[red-r0ver]

🌳🌲🌳🌳🌲🌳🌳🌳🌲

Tiny forest for your dash

[devildomditzy]

How they react to PDA

warnings: a little spicy wink wink - read at your own risk 🌶

Lucifer

he tries to give off a professional image, so in front of Diavolo or Barb is a no go

but in front of his brothers? fair game bring it on babeyy!!

it strikes his ego in just the right spot seeing his brothers revel in the fact that you’re all his

loves when you’re all over him, but will try not to act like it

you see right through his tough guy act

Mammon

lives for it lives for it lives for it idc idc idc

forget the tsundere attitude, you’re giving him a chance to show you off in public AND prove to his brothers who you rightfully belong to?

he’s holding your hand, he’s grabbing your waist, he’s dramatically dipping and kissing you

if he could always have you sitting in his lap, he would

will loudly sing you love songs in the hallway he’s so annoyinnng i swear to Diavolo

oh my god shut his goofy ass up with a kiss

babey you’re his aNGEL

Levi

freaks tf out, is honestly terrified of it

Satan convinced him that humans can get pregnant by holding hands once and he still hasn’t let it go

if you even try to hold pinkies with him he needs to go sit down for five minutes

he goes completely red and malfunctions

it’s so cute though please tease him

Asmo

hehehe

:3

he takes your hand

wait this isn’t the way to the classroom lol

Satan

Likes it, especially if you do it in front of Lucifer

Will kick it up a notch if his older brother is in the room

Aw, you gave him a kiss on the cheek? How cute. Wait, when did his tongue get in your mouth

he finds every aspect of you enthralling, he literally can’t get enough of you in public or private

Beel

Such a softie

He’s a little shy about it at first, but he’ll come around

His favorite is to wrap you in a giant bear hug, slowly rocking you both back and forth

He doesn’t mind kissing, but prefers to do it when he has you all to himself

“all to himself” + belphie sleeping in the corner of the room but he’s essentially unconscious so it’s the same thing right

Belphie

is literally unconscious

most your pda is you kissing him awake from the random spots around the house he falls asleep in, or gently threading your fingers through his hair

when he is awake, he enjoys it, more receiving than giving

when he is affectionate though, you have to stop him before he gets carried away

sir, this is a wendy’s

[devildomditzy]

How they react to PDA

warnings: a little spicy wink wink - read at your own risk 🌶

Lucifer

he tries to give off a professional image, so in front of Diavolo or Barb is a no go

but in front of his brothers? fair game bring it on babeyy!!

it strikes his ego in just the right spot seeing his brothers revel in the fact that you’re all his

loves when you’re all over him, but will try not to act like it

you see right through his tough guy act

Mammon

lives for it lives for it lives for it idc idc idc

forget the tsundere attitude, you’re giving him a chance to show you off in public AND prove to his brothers who you rightfully belong to?

he’s holding your hand, he’s grabbing your waist, he’s dramatically dipping and kissing you

if he could always have you sitting in his lap, he would

will loudly sing you love songs in the hallway he’s so annoyinnng i swear to Diavolo

oh my god shut his goofy ass up with a kiss

babey you’re his aNGEL

Levi

freaks tf out, is honestly terrified of it

Satan convinced him that humans can get pregnant by holding hands once and he still hasn’t let it go

if you even try to hold pinkies with him he needs to go sit down for five minutes

he goes completely red and malfunctions

it’s so cute though please tease him

Asmo

hehehe

:3

he takes your hand

wait this isn’t the way to the classroom lol

Satan

Likes it, especially if you do it in front of Lucifer

Will kick it up a notch if his older brother is in the room

Aw, you gave him a kiss on the cheek? How cute. Wait, when did his tongue get in your mouth

he finds every aspect of you enthralling, he literally can’t get enough of you in public or private

Beel

Such a softie

He’s a little shy about it at first, but he’ll come around

His favorite is to wrap you in a giant bear hug, slowly rocking you both back and forth

He doesn’t mind kissing, but prefers to do it when he has you all to himself

“all to himself” + belphie sleeping in the corner of the room but he’s essentially unconscious so it’s the same thing right

Belphie

is literally unconscious

most your pda is you kissing him awake from the random spots around the house he falls asleep in, or gently threading your fingers through his hair

when he is awake, he enjoys it, more receiving than giving

when he is affectionate though, you have to stop him before he gets carried away

sir, this is a wendy’s

[leviathans-watching]

What about an mc who’s just talking with their s/o (one of the brothers) and he’s already in a bad mood, and as if trying to start an argument they say something super mean in the heat of the moment but instead of mc talking back and starting an argument or walking out all sad, then instead either grab the brother by his collar or point at him menacingly and say

“Hey. Watch your words, I ain’t dealing with your bullshit attitude today.”

And the brother is just like “Ouh-” like they immediately knew to either apologize or heed their warning

putting the older brothers in their place

includes: lucifer, mammon, levi x/& gn!reader (no pronouns mentioned)

wc: .6k | rated t | m.list

a/n: this prompt is so fun and i hope you enjoy what I've done with it! my inbox is open to chat, req, or leave feedback, so come say hello!!

warnings: cursing, implied fighting and bad moods

please reblog <3 ! <3 !

➳ lucifer stares at you, eyes wide. he knows you have a strong backbone, but to admonish him so fearlessly, it must really be something else. immediately, most of his bad mood dissipates, replaced by a new feeling. awe? confusion? he’s really not sure.

“do you understand?” you ask, shaking him by the shoulders, and his attention snaps back to you.

“yes,” he says, definitely not cowed at all. “sorry, mc, i spoke thoughtlessly. i apologize if i’ve hurt your feelings.”

stepping back and letting go of him, you roll your eyes. “you haven’t, but you have pissed me off. thanks for the apology, though.” your eyes still shine with anger and you put your hands on your hips, staring up at him challengingly, like you think he’s going to act out again. lucifer stares back at you, still stunned by your (albeit deservingly) harsh words.

it has been so long since someone besides his brothers has spoken frankly to him, and honestly, it’s quite refreshing. “thanks for keeping me in line, darling,” he says, and your face softens slightly.

“of course. now you can make it up to me by buying me lunch.”

➳ mammon can’t believe a human has dared to touch him, never mind that he usually loves your touch. “hey!” he complains, struggling to get out of your grip, but you’re pretty strong and twice as stubborn.

“shut up!” you say forcefully. “didn’t you hear me? i’m not dealing with it! if you want to pout and sulk and act out, that’s fine, but don’t take it out on me.”

mammon gulps, looking into your fiery eyes. “…’m sorry,” he says after a long moment, “i didn’t mean to snap at you.” your hands are still clenched around the fabric of his rad uniform collar, and he’s very aware of your proximity to him.

“and yet you did it anyway,” you accuse. “i’m not your verbal punching bag.”

“i know.” mammon holds your hands where they’re holding onto him. “i’ll do better. thanks for holdin’ me accountable, mc.”

“well, who else is going to do it?” you ask rhetorically, but most of the venom in your voice is gone. “just don’t let it happen again, you got that?”

mammon nods fervently. “got it.” though he’ll never admit it, he’s glad you’re not afraid to scold him. lord knows he needs it sometimes.

➳ levi freezes, staring at you. you’re pointing right at him, words still ringing in the air. there’s not an inch of give in your eyes, and you look ready to throw down, and really, levi knows you’re totally capable of kicking his ass and he really doesn’t want to die today.

“um,” he begins awkwardly, “sorry. i don’t know what came over me.”

you scoff. “douchebaggery, if i had to guess.” he winces, because yeah, that’s fair. “i didn’t deserve to be snapped at. you’re in a pissy mood, but that doesn’t mean you can try to pick fights.”

“you’re right,” he says regretfully. “i’m just a yucky-”

“and quit that,” you tack on. “hearing you put yourself down all of the time also gets on my nerves, okay? and i especially don’t have the patience for it today.”

“okay,” levi stutters out. he doens’t really know where things are supposed to go from here. should he apologize again? just leave? he really has no clue.

as if you can read his inner turmoil, you sigh, reaching for his arm. “i’m not upset, so don’t get all in your head. just keep your raging to your games and we’ll be good.”

“i can do that,” levi promises, and you nod decisively.

“good. now that that’s settled, what got you mad in the first place?”

leviathans-watching's work - please do not copy, repost, or claim as your own

[funnytwittertweets]

[teaberryblue]

Ten Brief Ways To Comment on Fic For People Who are Nervous To Comment on Fic

I’ve seen a few conversations lately about commenting on fic and how to do it if you get shy or anxious or don’t know what to say, or what to do if you’ve already kudosed a fic and wish you could kudos it a second time. 

 1) "Just read this for a second time!” 2) “I loved this!” 2) “<3″ 4) “This was great!” 5) “One of my favorites!” 6) “Extra kudos!” 7) Reply to another comment with “all of this!″ or “+1″ 8) “Will definitely recommend this!” 9) “This was my favorite part: [paste quote]” 10) “Thanks for writing this!” 

No one will be angry if you leave a short comment.  Your comment doesn’t have to be different or unique.  It will still bring a smile to people’s faces! 

Another great thing you can do is add a fic to your bookmarks with a “favorites” selection (the little heart).  You don’t have to say anything and the author will know you cared enough to let other people know you liked it, because bookmarks often function as reclists to others. 

You can also post a link to the fic on tumblr or another social media site!  Even if you’re too shy to tell the author how much you liked it, telling other people to read it will bring more readers, and maybe one of them will say just what you couldn’t say.