Chaotic Phantasmagoria

You've encountered the blog of a twenty-seven year old femme. It looks like a lot of random shit tossed together (probably because it is). Occasionally you will find writing. For the most part it's fangirling and bad puns, but I'm open to requests and random chatter (despite being really bad at the latter).

[lackadaisycats]

A little comic prompted by a Patron request for ‘Mordecai being tickled’. With his sisters involved, though, it couldn’t be that straightforward.. The first English translations of Sun Tzu’s treatise, which most of us know as “The Art of War”, were published in the early 20th century. 

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[o-tulp-deactivated20200628]

back on my yakuza shit

[miyku]

Yᴀᴋᴜᴢᴀ Kɪᴡᴀᴍɪ | ▶

[lackadaisycats]

Careful what you wink for? (A response to a reader’s question.) ——————————— Lackadaisy is on Patreon - there’s extra stuff!

[clockworkrobotic]

Does anyone remember when marvel announced a new round of Peter Parker spiderman movies and I made that post abt not needing more white spider man. And the smartest dude in the world replied saying that if there was a miles morales movie it’d flop bc nobody has heard of him. Where u at man I just wanna talk

[lackadaisycats]

Sketchy one of Rocky (from Patreon).

[yokoolkurama]

[shitpostsampler]

Never been prouder of a needlepoint project

[komaedalovemail]

Perhaps i will drink my sorrows away.. *opens up capri sun*

[hylianhick]

let all might say fuck

[fimbry]

Waking up to the best little boy on the planet.

[fimbry]

@cheedho

Right here

[sedgery]

that’s not better

[fimbry]

He heard that

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

how did you get the candle inside

[lackadaisycats]

The reader question called for a somewhat different interpretation of Viktor and Mordecai. This is a mobile reformat of a comic that had been Patreon exclusive for a while. The original layout can be found here. (And the bear knows what he did.) 

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[yourplayersaidwhat]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

doesn’t even matter what i was going to google now does it?

[lackadaisycats]

The latest comic update: Lackadaisy Overdrive Mobile version is here

(The topmost link goes to a public Patreon post this time instead of the web site, as the site still sporadically fails to load images. Apologies!) ———————————————- Lackadaisy is on Patreon - there’s extra stuff!

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

[theotterknitter]

This is why the gays fucking love this show.

[pastelparrotlet]

I would like to adopt another parrot someday, but I think it would be very strange to adopt something older than you.  Parrots can live to be 60+, so I could someday be the guardian of an animal who lived a few decades before I was even born and that’s just weird.

I don’t think I have the authority.  By default, that bird should be my guardian.

[thehotgirlproject]

I am totally down for my next rescue to be older than me cuz frankly I need the life advice

[tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240]

My friend works at a pet store and while they don’t sell parrots, they do board and occasionally take in rescues and adopt them out. Well one of the birds they were boarding for a month was a 60+ year old scarlet macaw who knew one phrase besides occasionally coughing like an old man. She would say it on cue whenever a customer approached her and an employee told them how old she was. She would stop what she was doing, lean in close, her eyes pinning wildly, in a raspy whisper she would utter, “I was there when it happened.”