Malcom in the middle abo headcanon. No one wanted this but Idc
Lois is an alpha. She grew up with it being the one thing her parents liked about her, but she used to be insecure about it. Because female alphas are pretty rare. She runs the house like the navy, and she’s the only alpha that matters in the Wilkerson household. Her word is law. Her opinions on dynamics are fairly old fashioned, but overall she doesn’t really discriminate. Especially when it comes to her sons and punishing them. Acting up is acting up in her eyes.
Hal is an omega, or a beta. I can’t decide. Either way he’s extremely submissive. He’s always kinda owned being an omega. But meeting and being with Lois really made him fall into the role more and more. He’s happy to let her take charge, but it led to him having too soft of a touch with the boys where it really matters. He thinks being an omega is the reason he never got too far in his career and things hit a dead end. Even though it’s because he took every Friday off for years.
Francis is an omega, and like Hal he kinda owns it. Eventually anyways. In the beginning he resented it really bad. When he lived with his grandparents they conditioned him into hating himself over it, but the memories ended up being pretty repressed. In Marlon academy he had Stanley to defend him when alphas there tried to mess with him. And when Stanley left, he had to fight his own battles. Which he learned he could do. But he still tried to ignore his growing omegan instincts. In Alaska, his dynamic is used against him in every waking moment. He’s the only omega there, and people never fail to remind him. It’s not until he meets piama he embraces his nature. She makes him feel safe and loved in a way he never felt at home or at the academy. And he makes her feel safe and loved. They bring out the best in one another.
Francis blames his mother for his need to suppress his instincts but the blame goes to Ida in all honesty.
Reese is a pretty obnoxious alpha. He inherited all of Lois and Hal’s wild sides and none of their ability to mature. He doesn’t really discriminate between alphas betas or omegas. He’ll kick their ass either way. He still throws a fit if someone is mean to an omega. But it’s mostly an excuse to fight someone. He’s always believed aggressiveness is the trademark of an alpha. And omegas are submissive and weak willed. This is mostly due to watching Lois and Hal’s relationship. He only sees the parts he wants to. Not the parts where they both have the develop and put in work to make things run smoothly. Malcom and the family really try to make him see that things aren’t black and white.
Reese thinks him liking cooking is an omegan trait who he everyone in the family thinks is idiotic.
Malcom is an omega but he doesn’t hate it per se. He gets jealous of alphas around him because he wants to be an alpha. Or even a beta. But alas he can’t exactly change it. All of his relationships have been with betas and Allison, who was an omega. He’s scared to be with an alpha. Because even though he knows that it’s a stupid thought process. He’s worried he’d lose a part of his independence if he were to be with an alpha.
Herkabe gives him a lot more confidence in himself, because Malcom knows he’s better than herkabe and herkabe is an alpha. Reese is pretty protective of Malcom but he never admits it. But we all know he kicks ass for Malcom when someone is mean behind his back.
Dewey is a curious case because I can’t decide if he’d be an alpha or a beta. Probably beta. And he’s eternally thankful for it. Or a calm and thoughtful alpha. Even though he’s pretty young. Growing up with such a large diverse family has kept him grounded and in touch with his emotions. I haven’t put much thought into Dewey tbh because he’s so young for most of the show.
Jamie is an alpha. That’s all I can say
I might add more to this but I can barely think it’s so late at night and I’m very sick
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