this may be totally incomprehensible to post-9/11 country music listeners but there was a time country music was only about smoking weed and going to jail

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this may be totally incomprehensible to post-9/11 country music listeners but there was a time country music was only about smoking weed and going to jail
So tired of hearing it’ll get better like please stop lying to me I gave up hope a long time ago
all books are audiobooks if you read them out loud to your friends at the park on a warm summer day while youre all sitting in a tree
it's always "you gnawed off your own leg to escape like an animal caught in a trap" and never "why didn't anyone try to help you out of the trap" or "why weren't you provided with any other resources to escape the trap with except for your own teeth"
HIS NAME IS NOT RATATOUILLE
HE MAKES RATATOUILLE LIKE A FUCKING CHAMPION
HIS NAME IS REMY YOU COWARDS
OP snapped like a piece of uncooked linguine
blease stop i want to forget i made this post
HIS NAME IS NOT RATATOUILLE
HE MAKES RATATOUILLE LIKE A FUCKING CHAMPION
HIS NAME IS REMY YOU COWARDS
WHY IS THIS STILL CIRCULATING IN THE HOLY YEAR OF 2020
my cat stepped on my nipple so hard that i saw jesus
i astral projected into heaven and dapped up the messiah
HIS NAME IS NOT RATATOUILLE
HE MAKES RATATOUILLE LIKE A FUCKING CHAMPION
HIS NAME IS REMY YOU COWARDS
STOP GIVING THIS POST ATTENTION MY FAMILY KEEPS ASKING ME ABOUT IT BC OLD PEOPLE ARE REPOSTING IT ON FACEBOOK
HIS NAME IS NOT RATATOUILLE
HE MAKES RATATOUILLE LIKE A FUCKING CHAMPION
HIS NAME IS REMY YOU COWARDS
its been over 2 years since i made this wreck of a post
a stranger things musical episode but at the end it goes black and then a shot of steve harrington who has been beaten up again, with a concussion, waking up from that fever dream
i’ve decided to compile a list of the stupidest shit i’ve said. i will be updating periodically.
to start us off!!
“if you put a nose on your smiley face emoticon, fuck you.”
“if you held me at gunpoint and told me to eat poutine, i would die.”
“worcestershire sounds like a slur.”
“i— ahem, am a long haired man’s whore.”
“let’s play pin the covid on the 19!”
“you wanna do something together? sure let’s go to the— oh wait.”
“do your legs ever just... walk?”
“some of y’all call me a liberal but... i don’t even own a library card.”
“i’m blue, if i was green i would die, i would beat off a guy— wait.”
“i’m a medical enigma and i don’t know how i’m alive.”
thank you for your time
back with 10 more!!
“i’m horny but for love... is that just horny?”
“she looks like an egg. like you could straight up crack her open and fry her up!”
“now i’m not an ass girl... that sounds weird.”
“some of y’all gon be real mad, but it must be said... man door hand hook car door.”
“if someone came up to me and said ‘if u have sex with me i’ll give you sushi for the rest of ur life’... immediately. immediate. nooo questions asked. i’ll even- i’ll do it raw if it’s— if it’s— if it’s required, i will do that.”
*mother complaining abt our mess of a house* “oh, i’m sorry, are we— are we having guests?” (it’s quarantine)
“i’m a stoner but i don’t want that smoke.”
“i know i said i hate men, but my stepdad brought me yummy bacon so they can stay.”
“if i don’t marry a woman or a long haired man, SHOOT THAT BITCH. that ain’t me bitch, that’s an IMPOSTER.”
“i laid back and more of my joints cracked than people i’ve talked to this month.”
HIS NAME IS NOT RATATOUILLE
HE MAKES RATATOUILLE LIKE A FUCKING CHAMPION
HIS NAME IS REMY YOU COWARDS
Me @ the op
we see each other
HIS NAME IS NOT RATATOUILLE
HE MAKES RATATOUILLE LIKE A FUCKING CHAMPION
HIS NAME IS REMY YOU COWARDS
haha it’s zelda and remy
HIS NAME IS NOT RATATOUILLE
HE MAKES RATATOUILLE LIKE A FUCKING CHAMPION
HIS NAME IS REMY YOU COWARDS
me an intellectual: ratatouille
fuck you, goodpvssygyal
HIS NAME IS NOT RATATOUILLE
HE MAKES RATATOUILLE LIKE A FUCKING CHAMPION
HIS NAME IS REMY YOU COWARDS
My fiance is named Remington “Remi” for short and he makes me ratatouille.
Idk why I added this. It just makes me happy.
that is so cute i am going to yell
the only protagonist turned villain to exist is anakin skywalker and i will be marrying him