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just a guy who really likes countryhumans 🇺🇸/🇱🇹 20 he/him - drawing requests are open ⚠️ will probably post more than just chs ⚠️

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[chaoticprussia]

what the actual fuck. im gonna be so for real its 11am i havent slept. this gave me a heart attack.

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it would be funny if i kept doing ame polls and then using all the winning answers made the ultimate ame design built by we the people.

[musekinin-shuugoutai]

Do it.

Communal America design.

We the People taken literally lmao.

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next im doing body type. its happening.

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it would be funny if i kept doing ame polls and then using all the winning answers made the ultimate ame design built by we the people.

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last time i asked about ames body color. now im curious about how people see his eye color.

how do you color ames eyes?

both blue

both red

right red left blue

right blue left red

other (natural color; brown, green, gray, etc.)

other (unnatural color; purple, yellow, white, etc.)

Remaining time: 4 days 8 hours

edit/note: IF YOU DONT GIVE THEM IRISES DONT VOTE WHITE that doesnt mean ALL WHITE it means the colored part is white.

reblog if you participate i want this to spread for a large sample size. would appreciate it. :) if you have any weird and cool headcanons that dont fit the poll criteria or you just feel like the poll options are too limited for what you imagine feel free to talk about them in the reblogs or comments! i would love to hear about them.

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crack au for CH: instead of humans they appear as eldritch abominations. like china appears as a humongous (i’m talking mountain-big) chinese dragon coloured red and gold with actual stars. ame is so obviously a giant eagle with a red white and blue trail behind him. the vatican might be a giant dove with three heads and six eyed wings. they ofc can still talk to humans but they are also like, distinctly not human.

it would be even funnier if they CAN appear in a human form (or like, close enough to human ig) but sometimes they specifically choose the abomination form because Funnies. idea: whenever ame gets a president or new senate law in debate he dislikes he just sits in his giant eagle form and stares ominously at everyone. and people are like “can’t you move the giant eagle OFF the capitol building’s roof?” except no one is brave enough to do that.

i know australia has a national animal but like. i also really REALLY want to make him Giant Spider. and you thought the huntsman was bad lmaooooo. everyone living in australia is like “ofc our spiders are humongous LOOK AT OUR COUNTRYHUM—THING? COUNTRYENTITY???”

this is funny because in my canon pre history countryhumans were actually just like this. like chinas first living ancestor was just straight up a giant fucking dragon practically the size of mountains. like thats just true thats canon. but only the really really really old ones were like that. its why modern day some countries are still part animal because all of them have roots in beasts.

they dont have human forms though the Really Fucking Ancient countries were just Beasts. like gods in creation myths all the future countries spawned from them and over time became more Human. you know how those stories go.

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to me argentina is extremely pathetic instead of actively malicious. its so so so obvious she wants to be One Of The Good Ones and its super duper annoying for the rest of south america sure but like when england (can be subbed out with any great power) comes over for a stupid diplomatic meeting and shes buying him lunch and stuff and making """jokes""" about her being his favorite on the continent it gets a little sad. also for a human design she dyed her hair blonde and has bright blue contacts

i wouldnt say hed dye is hair blonde or wear blue contacts because thats just like dangerously towing the line between the whole "angantina is full of nazis and the descendants of the nazis" thing which i actively try to avoid because honestly its just annoying as shit and not funny. but a do agree with the idea that hes not like actively malicious. still bigoted in some way but probably just not actively or on purpose.

more or less hes just kind of a social outcast in his ingroup and like objectively annoying. most of his relationships can be summed up like this.

and i dont think hes a complete suck up either. he doesnt have the personality to actively kiss ass (at least to me and how i characterize him yours obviously sounds a bit different) but i do think he would "prefer the west" and have this view that the white majority countries and regions of the world are just "objectively better" in some way. either that their history is "more interesting" or theyre "more advanced" or whatever dumb shit like that. like white centrism. hes just racist. hes not even white himself hes very much mixed its just very much internalized self hatred. all his ass kissing is subconscious and not direct. he does more putting down others than actively trying to prop up the white countries. its like the crab bucket metaphor if that makes sense.

i dont even think its on purpose most of the time. i think its just something slammed into his brain so hard that his first reflex is to shit on people for the same traits he himself has. which is part of the reason people find him so annoying. hes just insufferable to be around and he doesnt even realize it. hes fixable though i dont think hes like so far gone hes evil or anything he just needs to crawl out of the hole he dug himself.

(also back on the hair topic…maybe he has those douche bag frosted tips. like the ones that make you look like an absolute jackass. LMAO. or choppy blonde highlights for a girl version of this.)

(laughing so hard. GOD what a jackass hair style.)

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note to self draw this later.

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i really like her. little thang just three olives tall.

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color alt. i think i need to make it warmer tho.

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human lebanon maybe. i wanna try giving them real human skin and hair sometimes.

i like the eye color of the second one more but im not sure on the hair color yet….

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How much does modern politics play into your head cannon?

i try not to use like fresh hot off the press world events in my lore because with new events and like present day as in right now politics its hard to know the full story and actually know whats going on especially if your country isnt directly affected. so i usually try to wait one or two years before fully implementing stuff. so like my lore is like 2024ish at the most. but for wars and stuff i try to have them in mind as soon as possible because theyre obviously very important. so like when with russia and ukraine i didnt wait at all i just tweaked things as things progressed. though most of my posts are historical regardless so i dont do many modern day specific art that often but i always have it on my mind. like most of my "modern" day posts actually are in the 90s or 2000s. because i think its fun. i dont really only draw modern day 2026 much tbh its a lot harder to account for things that havent happened yet. but i do keep it in mind for personalities and shit. like with ame.

its just easier to work with what you already have then to keep trying to update it in real time.

i obviously have some blindspots too. so much is going on everyday sometimes i only hear about things like a month after they happen so im not like perfect with my implementation. which is also why i have that year buffer.

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if i get anymore bullshit asks about soviet im drawing him butt booty naked and oiled up.

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its going to be like those overly sexual christmas cards with the blonde ladies but instead of an american woman its going to be a big hairy russian man. this is your first and only warning. next ill draw him pregnant.

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if i get anymore bullshit asks about soviet im drawing him butt booty naked and oiled up.

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i should just have fun tomorrow and just draw ame in a shit ton of outfits. i need to give him an obnoxiously big wardrobe.

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as per forth of july tradition i got a sunburn today. how do you think a sunburn would show up on countries. like if theyre blue do they turn purpley instead of red. if ame got a sunburn would like white stripes be more burnt than the red stripes or do they burn at the same rate. hmmmmm.

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honoring ames name by grilling some dogs 🔥🔥