countryhumans jesus

just a guy who really likes countryhumans 🇺🇸/🇱🇹 20 he/him - drawing requests are open ⚠️ will probably post more than just chs ⚠️

[chaoticprussia]

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[chaoticprussia]

"that kid is 6 years old and into sparkles and unicorns" Bro that is literally me except I am an 18 year old

LIVE YOUR TRUTH 🔥🔥🔥

[chaoticprussia]

cassidy design idea.

[chaoticprussia]

i like the theory that cassidy got springlocked and thats why shes so pissed off. but some people say it goes "too far" or some shit. this game concept is built off child murder already i think using the really cool concept of the springlock suits for one of the mci deaths is just a logical conclusion for the puzzle like it gave us the perfect pieces.

[chaoticprussia]

i think one thing people forget when drawing or designing a small child character is that they have horrible fashion sense and will look like they just pulled random shit out of the dresser. like no it will Not look appealing or have a good color palette that kid is 6 years old and into sparkles and unicorns and you need to make her look like a rainbow threw up on her. like both the pants and the shirt with have printed patterns on them that dont match at all and are completely different themes and the shoes are like 5 different colors and the pigtails are uneven and theyre missing like 4 teeth. also the socks are not matching and shes wearing a tutu for no reason. this is facts.

[chaoticprussia]

this being said i need to lean into this more. my fnaf kid designs could be way better. i need susie to be that kindergartener that dressed themself.

[chaoticprussia]

i think one thing people forget when drawing or designing a small child character is that they have horrible fashion sense and will look like they just pulled random shit out of the dresser. like no it will Not look appealing or have a good color palette that kid is 6 years old and into sparkles and unicorns and you need to make her look like a rainbow threw up on her. like both the pants and the shirt with have printed patterns on them that dont match at all and are completely different themes and the shoes are like 5 different colors and the pigtails are uneven and theyre missing like 4 teeth. also the socks are not matching and shes wearing a tutu for no reason. this is facts.

[chaoticprussia]

my fnaflings. love them dearly.

[chaoticprussia]

WARRIOR CATS MENTIONED ON A POST ABOUT ANIMAL JAM MADE BY A COUNTRYHUMAN BLOG ❤❤❤ GOATED 🥹

they call me the goater. 🐐🐐🤡

i have a Lot of interests i just dont talk about that often but man warrior cats goes so hard.

[chaoticprussia]

Thoughts on England x Scotland? (Healthy or not, can go either way) Lots of people in the fandom view them as siblings (probably due to hetalia?) but personally I don't think that works considering their roots haha.

(Adding onto this ask - thoughts on shipping in general? can't remember if you have a stance on that or not : P)

i dont think england deserves love but i KNOW they had a CRAZY thing going on in the pre roman age and also medieval ages. toxic ass king x knight yaoi that was completely non romantic it was just definitely not platonic either. they are not friends nor lovers but a secret third thing called enemies that get weirdly close to each others faces when theyre snarling. its like. toxic yaoi without the yaoi its just really fucked up. i think england got a kick out of being superior and controlling him and scotland just wanted his head on a pike. wanted to strangle him with his bare hands in broad daylight. but they also couldnt actually kill each other because…reasons. when you hate someone for so long but your lives are so entangled it would be lonely existing without them probably. theyre both permanent in each others lives and they just have to live with that.

also i fw shipping heavy but im also aroace so my definition of shipping is a lot different than the average persons. shipping is any relationship ever if i think its interesting and abnormal enough. romance has nothing to do with it for me its about the dynamics of any kind. i have fun.

but no yeah theyre not brothers. but theyre like closely related in the sense that "we both live here and have for thousands of years and interact regularly" so like how finland and estonia are. and they date so like its not a family relation thing.

[chaoticprussia]

I love when people talk about Chechnya

Chechnya is so cool he needs more representation

for reallll. theres this one artist i follow i think on twitter that draws him a lot its awesome.

[chaoticprussia]

i should draw counties with hair more often this is kinda fun. (<- has said this a hundred times for three years and still hasnt done it.)

[chaoticprussia]

the only reason i dont draw counties with hair is because ame would look like hot garbage.

[chaoticprussia]

i should draw counties with hair more often this is kinda fun. (<- has said this a hundred times for three years and still hasnt done it.)

[chaoticprussia]

i should make like one country who has a shit ton of stripes and colors on them a porcupine. like south africa or zimbabwe. would look fire.

[sociopathlettuce]

almost done w europe

y peru

[chaoticprussia]

countryhumans hair bothers me.

[vivian-the-barbarian]

I always imagined it was something like how porcupine quills (which are a type of heavily modified hair) have different colored stripes at different points along them

[chaoticprussia]

this makes sense but i just dont understand how this would work for human hair which is constantly growing and needs to be cut regularly. like what happens if poland or some other country with hair like his needs a haircut? does more red start growing from the top? like it would only look good for like a month and then the stripes are uneven and not lined up with the face. i just dont know howd they pull it off hahaha.

[chaoticprussia]

i like poland with white fluffy hair it makes him looks like a little angel. he already has dove/eagle wings but i like having more than one angel motif.

[chaoticprussia]

countryhumans hair bothers me.