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💬 0 🔁 1 ❤️ 17 · Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog! · Here’s the first part of my new fic.. Getting under your skin Pt 1. *que tro

Gender fluid Stripper Loki x pansexual/bisexual (any gender) reader Summary: Your BFF invites you out to a club with your other friends, li

#sans #loki

Is this what you wake up to after partying all night? Who knows.. not me 👀🥴

Starting to write the next chapter of GUYS (Getting under your skin) 💙

Creds to the artist who made this masterpiece

#sans #GUYS #original sans #sans fanboy #sans fangirl #sans undertale #undertale #sans x reader

Just over a month later and I got this chapter out 💀 sorry for the wait, I hope it was worth it.. the party is really getting started now..

Sans x Y/N reader (character has female anatomy but is genderfluid like me :P)

Getting under your skin

⚠️ Warning: Alcohol consumption, drunk monsters and drunk humans.

Pt.6

Rock That Body

Before you all went to grab the second shot Grillby mixed up, you got interrupted by the Dreemurr family.

Toriel, Asgore, Frisk, and Asriel were going to head out as the drinking began but also because the kids needed their rest.

They started to give their best to everyone and gave Papyrus his gift, Frisk and Asriel insisted he open it before they left, threatening they wouldn’t leave if he didn’t.

“THANK YOU! OF COURSE I WILL, I WOULD LOVE TO OPEN IT NOW!”

Papyrus sat on the floor crossed legged and the two children sat with him.

He ripped off the wrapping paper off the box and opened it up, as he grabbed the item out he gasped loudly and held it up to show everyone.

“WOWIE LOOK AT THESE MAGNIFICENT THINGS”

He put them on and they were a big pair of black sunglasses but they were bedazzled with gemstones making them sparkly and on the sides it spelled out “cool guy” with the gems.

The two children looked so happy seeing that he enjoyed his gift.

“We’re glad you like them uncle paps!!”

“LIKE THEM?!? I LOVE THEM!!!”

Papyrus grabbed both the children and gave them a great big hug which they reciprocated.

The sight made you feel really warm inside, or maybe it was also the monster magic shot effects.

Papyrus set the kids down and they waved goodbye to everyone and left the party, frisk was still carrying the flower in a pot.

You thought it was a gift at first but guess not, you wondered what that was about.

You couldn’t ponder on it long though as Papyrus jumped up from the floor and ran back over to the counter grabbing his shot ready to down it.

Now the party could really start with no children to look out or worry for.

Papyrus, now with his new sunglasses which he chose to keep on even though he was indoors raised his glass waiting for everyone to follow.

Everyone grabbed theirs, cheering and downed the second shot.

This one felt a little different going down, not as warm but it felt like pins and needles going all the way from your head to the tips of your fingers and toes.

It tasted like blackberries, mint, rosemary and something you couldn’t figure out.

“Woahooh that one fffelt crazy!”

Just two in and you already are starting to slur your speech, you’ll have to pace yourself with this monster alcohol as it seems whatever the magic does to it affects humans quite strongly.

“AHUHUHU a few more and you’ll be down for the count y/n”

Undyne teased you while lightly nudging your arm with her elbow. You pushed her off giggling at her remark.

“Hey dooon’t underestimate me miss, I’ll show you who will be down for the count. Buuuut maybe we should cool down on the shots for a minute”

“Heheh good thinking, we don’t want you passing out in the yard or anythin”

You felt sort of like a wimp backing out of the shots but you had to agree with Sans as you also didn’t want to pass out in the yard, that would be quite embarrassing especially meeting all these monsters for the first time.

“SPEAK FOR YOURSELVES, I THE GREAT PAPYRUS WOULD LIKE A FEW MORE”

“AHUHU right behind you buddy! Let’s see who can do more!”

Both Papyrus and Undyne gathered a few more glasses lining them up on the counter politely asking Grillby to make them a long line of them.

“I-I think I will also sit th-this out”

“Ohhhh but count me in darlings”

Mettaton grabbed a few more glasses for themselves as Alphys scurried away from the counter not wanting to get involved in that mess the three of them were getting into.

Grillby wasted no time starting to mix up a big tasty batch and filling the small cups.

“Sans are you not going to join?”

You asked as you weren’t sure if Sans just didn’t want to join or you’re the one holding him back just because you backed out.

“Eh wasn’t planning on it I was jus gonna have fun watching these guys struggle.. but now that cha mention it..”

Sans then disappeared from where you were looking and appeared next to Papyrus with a big smirk on his face and shot glasses ready to go on the counter within milliseconds.

Grillby poured you a tasty drink before he finished filling the shots so you could have something to sip on while watching them all.

“Don’t worry this won’t be as strong as the shots I make”

Grillby winked at you and then turned to continue pouring the shots for the others.

Taking a sip from this one it tasted a bit like a cream soda bubble gum, but the sensation in your mouth was similar to pop rocks but not as intense as the real thing.

You and Alphys sat near the kitchen island on some tall spinny seats, she also had a nice cocktail made up from Grillby. Alphys was a bit shorter than you and she struggled a little to get up but she managed to make it.

Once Grillbz was finished pouring the shots for everyone competing he pulled a stop watch from his pocket and began to count down.

“Okay, is everyone ready?”

“READY!”

Everyone enthusiastically and impatiently answered Grillby, with their hands on their first glass of the row of 7.

The shots were a rainbow gradient, it started with red and ended with purple.

“3… 2… 1… GO!”

You watched as everyone downed the first one easily, Undyne, Papyrus, and Sans were fine through till 4 but on the other hand Mettaton had to take a break after the 3rd holding their mouth and regaining their posture before slowly continuing.

Papyrus staggered a bit feeling the effect of the shots after he downed the fourth one, it felt like too much too soon but he quickly shook it off and kept going.

Undyne was really bad at hiding her facial expressions, not because the liqour tasted bad but she was pushing through for one thing only and that is to be the champion of this challenge and she wasn’t slowing down for nothing.

Sans however seemed completely fine as his facial expressions didn’t move an inch as he kept picking up the small glasses and swallowing them with ease really fast.

You could see he was up to something as he left his last shot alone despite having no trouble drinking the other 6, then you seen his hand move and suddenly Undyne’s last shot was moved away at the last second she went to grab it

“HEY WHA?!-“

Undyne was not happy that her win was being taken from her when she was so close but she was quickly cut off from Papyrus shouting after he finished all his shots

“DONE! OOooH WOWIEeee I FINISHED FIRST?! I MEAN… OF COURSE THEeE GRRREAT PAPYRUSss FINISHED FIRST NYEHEHEH!!”

“Good job buddy, I guess I really didn’t have enough guts or spine to win this one heheh”

Sans speech didn’t seem as slurred as you’d think it’d be after that, guess he can handle his liquor better than most.

“YEAH WELL… Yeah good job Paps, I tried my best…”

Undyne shot a glare at Sans but all he did was shrug his shoulders and wink back at her and she couldn’t help but smile and give him a small punch on the arm, good to see all is forgiven in light of it being for the birthday boy.

“Uh finalllyyy *hick* I’m done darlingssss”

Mettaton was the last to finish their drinks but had no shame, almost appearing like they didn’t realize they were last.

You started to clap your hands applauding Papyrus’s victory and the fact that no one puked… at least not yet.

Alphys and Grillby joined you and clapped their hands as well and everyone cheered for papyrus. Alphys hopped off her stool and made her way over to Undyne.

“Good job honey, y-you did g-great. I-I’m gonna get you all some w-water haha”

You hopped off your seat finishing the drink Grillby made you and grabbed a bowl full of potato chisps for the tipsy monsters.

“Here have some of these too, we don’t want anyone feeling sick so early in the night”

Grillby made a gesture towards your empty glass asking if u wanted another and you eagerly shook your head yes. He seemed pleased to see you enjoyed his mixes, he began to make you another.

“You got the right idea Y/n.. the party is just beginning now”

Sans had a mischievous smile as he took just a few chisps, the others started to devour the bowl.

Grillby slid your glass back to you, this one was like an electric blue colour and shimmery!

“Oooo this one’s pretty, such a lovely shade of blue”

Taking your first sip as it hit your tongue it felt like a slight zap, you could feel your hair start to stand up. This one tasted like blue raspberry and lemonade, a wonderful and tasty combination.

“Woah, that’s got some real zip to it. Thank you Grillby, I think this might be my favourite one so far.”

You thanked him while smacking your tongue in your mouth getting used to the flavour and the sensation it leaves there. As you were doing that u seen Sans give you a funny look.

“Whats wrong, skeleton got cha tongue or somethin?”

“Harhar, no I’m just a little, you could say tongue-tied”

You were quick to reply to Sans teasing and you stuck your tongue out while scrunching your nose at him playfull.

Instead of replying with another cocky pun or joke as he usually does, he started to conjure something in his hands and came closer to you.

“As much as I like you rattling my bones, I think you’d want to see what you’re lookin like right now”

Holding a small mirror in his hand you could see your hair was a bit staticky but other than that your makeup still looked nice, you weren’t turning any weird colours or anything from the drinks.

You raised your eyebrow at sans and pushed the mirror away.

“What do you mean? I look fine.”

He stuck his finger up and wiggled it side to side and then he opened his mouth and stuck his tongue out?! You didn’t know he even had a tongue. It was bright blue, were you that unobservant that you’ve never seen it before?

You looked back at yourself in the mirror and stuck your tongue out just to see that yours was also a bright blue.

“Hah! That’s so funny! We’re matching, also have u always had a tongue?!”

You pointed at Sans tongue not realizing you were so close and accidentally touched it. It was slightly colder than room temp, the confusion and curiosity on your face caused him to laugh out loud.

“Haha you’re hilarious to watch Y/n.. I make it with my magic, look I can do this too.”

He started conjuring up different things with his magic, making fleshy blue fingers, a head of hair, a nose and then he made his arms super muscly.

Seeing this skeleton suddenly have massive arms made you burst out laughing, the drinks contributed to it being a bit more obnoxious than usual but no one seemed to care and even the others joined in the laughter.

“Oh my gosh that’s hilarious, can I touch them?”

“Nah you’re not allowed, your human germs will get all over me.. just kidding pal, besides you already touched my tongue”

He stuck his tongue out at you again in a playful manner just like you had done before and put his arm out to you.

Gently touching his arm it felt slightly cold and almost wet feeling but it left no residue on your fingers. It was soft and had slight squish to it but felt a lot different but also similar compared to human flesh. You got a bit lost in thought when suddenly Sans brought you back.

“Alright I think you’ve had enough groping me for now haha”

And just like that it was gone. It was so fascinating, it made you wonder what else he could do with his magic.

Sans could tell you were getting lost in your thoughts again so he grabbed your arm lightly and tugged you towards the living room where there was a few other monsters and a few humans all dancing to music.

“Alright buddy feel like putting that buzz to good use?”

Stepping into the living room you didn’t recognize the song but it sounded like good music for dancing, looking around you seen the monsters and humans dancing together.

You didn’t notice until they all stepped out into the living room and started dancing but everyone had followed from the kitchen. Including Grillby who handed you another drink and winked at you.

“I think you may need this one for some.. let’s say extra support”

You thanked him and turned back to see Undyne had started dancing, although she was kind of bad at it she didn’t care and was getting Alphys to join her despite Alphys being super shy about it.

Papyrus was busting out some pretty great dance moves, it looked like he got them from some 80’s films.

Mettatons dancing was quite unique, they would strike a pose and then suddenly spin into another.

You felt your arm get tugged on again, looking over you see Sans pulling you into the crowd. You wanted to pull back too shy to dance in front of a bunch of people, but instead you let him pull you in.

He let you go, stuck his hands in his pockets and started to do some shimmying.

You took some big gulps of your drink and started swaying your hips a bit and moving your arms around in attempt to dance as well, the drink made u loosen up a little but you still felt a bit stiff. You could hear Sans start chuckling, he then took his hands out of his pockets and slipped off his hoodie.

“Haha I think we both can do better than that, don’t you?

He made eye contact with you while he stepped closer. He lightly grabbed your hand and guided your glass back towards your mouth until it touched your lips, he then made it tilt up making you finish off your drink.

Once done he took the glass from your hands and set it down. Finishing off the drink so fast the effects hit you a little harder.

“There you go, now we can put that down and actually dance”

After putting the empty glass down Sans took both your hands in his.

“Follow my lead”

He started doing some basic step dancing, moving with the rhythm of the music. You giggled and started mimicking his movements softly, not shying away from embarrassing yourself anymore.

“Now we’re getting somewhere, keep going just like that”

You decided to get more confident in your steps, and Sans did too. You stepped in closer to him and he then lifted your hand up and spun you in a circle, catching you off guard you lost your footing a bit and ended up stepping on Sans foot and stumbling. Maybe you were a bit too confident..

“OH yikes I’m so sorry, I wasn’t expecting that”

To stop you from stumbling more one of Sans hands moved to your side quickly with a tight grip as the other stayed in one of your hands, ensuring you were steady.

“Don’t worry about me, it toe-tally takes a lot more than that to hurt me. Are you okay?”

“Yeah haha I’m okay, that really socked I hope your foot heels”

You couldn’t help but laugh out loud at your own jokes and Sans smiled wide. His hand still on your waist.

“Ooh trying to out joke me now are ya? Gotta give ya credit, you’re really putting your best foot forward here”

You just shook your head and smiled, not realizing you were getting slightly closer to him. Your cheeks were hurting from smiling so much, you can’t remember a time you’ve ever had that except maybe when you were a kid. You were having such a wonderful time.

The song then changed to something much more upbeat, you recognized it after a few seconds of it playing.

“Rock That Body” by the black eyed peas began to play on the big speakers, you instantly started lip syncing to it and took a step back to dance to the beat.

Sans smile turned to a smirk and he raised a brow at you, he seemed to be amused seeing you mouthing it word for word.

“YEAHHH get it y/n!! We monsters like your human music too!”

It seemed Undyne noticed you knew this song well but she wasn’t the only one..

“NYEH! IT SEEMS OUR NEW HUMAN FRIEND LIKES OUR TASTE IN THEIR MUSIC! BUT OF COURSE THEY WOULD WHO COULD NOT?! “

Papyrus chimed in after Undyne, then Mettaton grabbed Papyrus’s shoulders and popped out from behind him.

“Oooh you’ve got some nice moves, show us what you’ve got darling”

The others agreed and although Sans expression didn’t change much you could tell he wanted to see as well.

With the encouragement of Mettaton you took another step back, letting yourself really get absorbed in the music just like how you do when you’re alone.

The drinks have definitely given you courage, you can’t imagine yourself doing this sober.

Swaying your hips almost seductively, raising your arms above your head as the song plays on still mouthing the lyrics. All while simultaneously moving your feet and bopping your head to the beat of the song.

🎶 “Rock that body cmon cmon rock that body (rock your body)”🎶

Everyone started joining in around you rocking their bodies around and having a great time, including Grillby. You got lost in the music as you didn’t notice Sans got closer to you again.

He was mimicking your moves having his hands above his head and bumping his hips, he was doing it in a more comical way. Your laugh made you stop for a moment, as your gut started to hurt.

Once u composed yourself, still with a wide smile you continued to dance along with him.

Switching it up he did a dance more his style without the comical over exaggerating moved, instead some shuffling and swaying.

He was actually quite good on his feet as he did some twists almost like he was dodging something. You joined in his dancing and you two swayed your heads in opposite directions simultaneously to the rhythm.

You both laughed and continued to dance together surrounded by everyone.

Big smiles on both your faces, you didn’t want this night to end…

#original sans #sans #sans fanboy #sans fangirl #sans undertale #undertale #sans x reader #eventual romance #eventual smut #eventual fluff #sans x you #sans x y/n #suggestive #flirting

Alright I am upping my game for how my fic is displayed, don’t freak if the next chapter looks different than the previous ones!

Unsure of the artist but creds to them!!! This is how I imagine our boy right here 💙🤤

#original sans #sans #sans fanboy #sans fangirl #sans undertale #undertale #sans x reader

Here is the next part of GUYS which btw when I came up with the name I did not intend it to spell that lol.. hope you enjoy :) p.s realized I changed the way I space things I was rushing this out before bed my bad..

Getting under your skin

Warning drug use (weed) and alcohol use

Pt. 5

Let’s get this party started..

“Oh wow were you carrying that the whole time? I didn’t even smell it.”

Sans facial expression became a bit smug while he tucked it back away and shoved his hands into his pockets

“Well it’s infused with magic, of course so I can consume it but also ya know it has its perks of other things too, ah wait do ya even smoke? Guess I shoulda asked that before suggesting it hehe”

Sans scratched the back of his skull worried he may have offended you with it as he didn’t ask beforehand. You gave a soft giggle and nodded your head so he then led you out to the patio outside at the back of the house. You slipped through the sliding glass door without anyone noticing you two leave from inside.

“Do you not like to share with others or something?”

Noticing how he was being kind of secretive with this made you curious.

“Well I’m sharin with you aren’t I?”

He sat down on the steps that led to the yard from the patio and flicked the lighter a few times and tried to light the joint. There was a little gust of wind giving him a hard time with the lighter.

“Here let me help you haha”

You scooted close to sans and made a shield with your hands to protect the flame from the wind.

“Mm phanks”

He mumbled as the joint was being held by his teeth, it made you think for a second how his speech worked without lips but you shook the thought away for now. Sans flicked the lighter again and this time the flame stayed and he was able to light the joint. He took a big inhale paused and then let it out, he then passed it to you after taking another hit. Staying at the same closeness you grabbed it from him, your hands touching for a moment and you noticed he felt warm.

Settling next to him on the steps you took a drag from the joint and let the feeling wash over you while exhaling it out, you felt very tingly all over briefly. You could tell right away the difference magic made in it. It was a bit stronger and had a cooling sensation in your mouth much more pleasant to have, it wasn’t as harsh as a regular one.

“Then what’s the something?”

You asked after letting out the smoke from your lungs. Sans looked at you confused for a moment before recalling what you asked earlier and gave you his proper response.

“Oh uh.., I’d say you’re nice to hang with”

You pass the joint back to Sans and your fingers brushed against each other again. Hearing him say that gave you a warm feeling inside, you felt like chasing it a bit. Getting lost in your thoughts looking at sans take a drag from the joint you couldn’t help but admire how the moonlight shone on his skeletal features, there was almost a glossy shimmer like porcelain.

“What I got something on my cheek-bones”

Sans was smirking with a raised brow bone as he caught you staring, he tried to play it off with a joke to not embarrass you but you could tell he was aware you were looking at him intently. He tapped off the ash and then held the joint towards you to take it still wearing that smug face.

“Oh sorry I uh,.. zoned out”

You felt your cheeks get hot and you quickly took a big puff of the joint. Takin the bigger hit, you felt really tingly now but really good. You coughed a bit as the big puff irritated your throat.

“Heh slow down, not like it’s going anywhere soon”

Sans teased you with your baby lungs

“Wow whatever you put in this it feels great.. not to push but, what exactly is nice about me to hang out with?”

The weed was giving you confidence to be more up front with your questions and you wanted to take the attention off yourself and onto him. You wanted to get to know how Sans felt about your friendship and why you happen to be one of the few humans he likes, as Asgore said he doesn’t tend to be fond of your kind.

Sans looked unsure of what to say as he didn’t expect you to dig deeper into his responses. His eye lights were wandering around as he thought of what to say until he eventually spoke.

“You’re one of the good ones. You’re nice, funny,.. and… you don’t treat us differently like most humans do.. like freaks.. I mean you actually did research to understand us more.. I overheard you with the dreemurr family, not everyone does that yknow”

Sans hesitated for a moment before he finished what he said and he was looking at you with his eye lights, they were bigger than before and he seemed really sincere with his answer. Sans wasn’t wearing that cocky smile he had on all the time, it was a lighthearted relaxed smile. You felt really touched by what he said, it felt nice to know how he appreciates you.

“Wow that was really sweet Sans.. I have to say I feel the same way about you.., and how monsters don’t judge people like me, I’m not exactly what my kind would call normal in fact a lot of humans think I’m a freak too…”

Pondering for a moment Sans realized what you were meaning. You two had only touched on the subject of gender and sexuality briefly when you two first met. You took another drag from the joint and tapped off the ash before offering it back to Sans, it was starting to get low now. Sans took the joint from your hand and your fingers touched for a bit longer than before. He took a puff before speaking again.

“Well to us monsters everything is connected to our souls, those other things don’t really bother us at all. Humans are kinda confusing with that stuff, no offence”

You laughed while Sans patted your shoulder giving you his condolences

“It’s okay no offence taken, I agree with you..”

You both were silent for a moment before sans broke the silence while putting the joint out in the ash tray, his hand still on your shoulder.

“Well then I guess we can be freaks together eh?”

You looked at Sans as he said that. Feeling really touched by what he said it made your eyes start to tear up, you smiled wholeheartedly and looked into his eye lights intensely. After a moment you leaned into him quickly, wrapping your arms around his shoulders you hugged him tightly, the side of your face pressed against his skeletal one. Sniffing and fighting back the tears to not embarrass yourself you whispered happily against him

“I’d like that a lot, thanks you Sans”

Sans slowly wrapped his arms around under your arms and gently squeezed you back. He felt cozy, his frame was surprisingly warm and soft, you basically melted into him. You didn’t realize it but you were practically nuzzling your face on his and into his neck. You didn’t realize what you were doing until you felt him start to vibrate, you stopped abruptly and pulled back to face him feeling mortified by what you were doing

“Oh god I’m so sorry I didn’t realize what I was doing, you just felt so warm and soft.., I didn’t expect it and,.. I.. didn’t realize I was cold.. out here. Were you.. vibrating?”

You started to stutter at the end of your sentence as when you pulled back you only pulled your face back but Sans arms were still wrapped around you and your arms around him. Sans was silently looking at you and you could see that blue hue was appearing on his cheeks once more. Being so close to sans you could feel his breath hitting your lips and his body heat was rising, as was your face. Sans again was the one who broke the silence

“We should.. probably head back inside, before everyone wonders where we are”

Sans spoke without breaking eye contact with you, it felt like he lightly tightened his arms around you and his face was ever slightly closer. You oddly didn’t want to let go and you had a feeling he didn’t want to either, his words spoke differently than his actions. You felt your stomach doing flips and reluctantly agreed with Sans, letting your hands fall slowly off his shoulders you released him from your embrace.

“Okay, I think I need some water too but uh you have to let go off me first haha”

Trying to laugh off the situation you felt his hands slowly let you go. His face stayed the same and wasn’t returning to his usual smug demeanour.

“Oh yeah.., sorry”

Your body shivered involuntarily to the sensation of his hands slowly dragging across under your arms and along your sides, it felt almost like he was doing it on purpose. Biting your bottom lip to distract you from it eventually where they were felt empty. Once you two were free from each others embrace the two of you got up from the stairs and Sans let you lead the way back.

Opening the sliding glass door and stepping back into the house that same heavy air hit you again, but this time more intensely. The spicy sweet scent filled your lungs and made you feel really good. Hearing commotion just to the right of you brought your attention to Undyne, Alphys, Papyrus, and two other monsters u hadn’t met yet, one a robot and another was a living flame? The monster made of fire was pouring shots for them all. Undyne made eye contact with you and then looked at Sans as he was closing the door behind you two, she shouted at you

“Oh now you show up when the shots are getting poured, where have you two little punks been?!”

Undyne smiled wickedly as she pointed at Sans, you seen a tiny stick looking thing whizz past you and towards Sans. He had his back turned and you were going to say something but just before it would’ve hit him he leaned his upper body back slightly and it stuck into the wall. He had that cocky look on his face shoving his hands into his pockets as he turned and looked towards Undyne. Now that it was still you could see what it was, a small light blue spear. It must be made from magic, no bigger than a toothpick and as fast as it appeared it then disappeared into glowing particles. Your mouth was agape but shut when Papyrus said something

“NYEHEHE NICE TRY UNDYNE BUT ONLY I THE GREAT PAPYRUS HAVE LANDED A HIT ON SANS”

“AHUHU that’s cause he lets you ya bag of bones”

Undyne laughed with Papyrus and lightly punched the birthday boys arm to tease him

“Woah that was so cool can you all do more? I haven’t seen much magic in person”

Undyne got very excited and instantly went to do more. She started preparing to brawl Sans with magic, as did Papyrus summoning a bone in his hand and sans eyes changed to just one flashing blue and yellow as he prepared for a an attack from Undyne the two of them. Right before they were about to start Alphys looked worried and intervened by grabbing Undyne’s arm.

“H-hey, how about we d-do this l-later, a-and not in the house..?”

“Way to ruin the fun Alphys..”

The robot seemed disappointed at Alphys for stopping the two of them and stuck their metal tongue out towards her. Papyrus and Undyen relaxed and agreed with Alphys that they should not battle in the house, you felt a bad and a bit awkward being the one to encourage it.

“That my bad I got too excited seeing the magic, I’m sorry..”

The monsters were understanding and seemed unbothered by it, of course you’d want to see more you’re a human. Undyne wrapped her arm around Alphys lovingly and gave her a kiss on the forehead, you thought the gesture was really endearing and you could see they really loved each other.

“AHUHUHU don’t sweat it human, we’ll show you sometime but Alphys is right we shouldn’t right now.. Let’s do some shots first!!”

“NYEH YES I AM TO BLAME TOO I THE GREAT PAPYRUS SHOULD NOT BE INFLUENCED SO EASILY! NOW LETS DO WHAT UNDYNE SAID!”

Alphys rolled her eyes and shook her head before lightening up and holding Undyne back. Sans chuckled as the group then gestured for you and Sans to join them. The fire monster poured two more shots for you two as you approached everyone else. Before taking the shots Sans felt it was necessary to introduce you to the other two monsters you haven’t met yet.

“Y/n I’d like ya to meet Mettaton and Grillby, but I like to call em Grillbz”

The robot striked a glamorous pose, kicking their leg in the air and flipping their hair around.

“Ooooh yes, hello dear it’s a pleasure to meet you. I’m always looking for more humans to have on my show”

They handed you a card for their business contact information and so you put it in your pocket. Grillby then gestured his hand towards you for a shake.

“Hello there, me and Sans have known each other for some time. It’s nice to put a face to the name, you’ll have to stop in at my bar sometime.”

His voice was soft but rough at the same time with crackles here and there as if he burning wood inside of himself, you were curious how his whole being worked but didn’t feel like deep diving into that right now. You took his hand and gave it a shake.

“It’s nice to meet you, I would love to come to your bar thank you”

“Alright alright enough with the small talk let’s get this party started!”

Undyne butted into the conversation while holding up her shot glass and ended your interaction with Grillby a bit abruptly. It didn’t bother either of you though as you, Grillby and everyone else all went to grab your shots. In unison everyone cheered and clanked their glasses together and down them in one go. Everyone got it down fairly easily except Alphys had a bit of trouble with hers, guess she’s not one to usually do them but more of a sip drink kind of gal.

As the liquid made its way down your throat you could feel the warmth of it the whole time it traveled down. The taste was like a creamy cinnamon heart, It burned a little more than a regular shot you’ve had before but was quickly replaced with a warm tingling sensation more powerful than just any alcohol would do. You swore you could feel steam come out your ears and mouth as you let out a breath you didn’t know you were holding in.

“AHUHUHU can you handle it y/n? Monster shots ain’t your typical drink you’d get at a human establishment.”

“Of course they can handle it, I wouldn’t bring em if I didn’t think so”

Sans defended you from Undyne’s teasing but you still felt the need to admit it wasn’t bad at all

“That was actually quite enjoyable, the sensation it left while going down wasn’t bad at all, in fact I think I want another”

You gave a wicked smile back to Undyne and she immediately smiled wider as well, seems like you’re in for a wild ride. Everyone cheered and slid their glasses over to Grillby who already was shaking up a mixer and lined up the glasses to pour.

You got the feeling like you were going to have a good time..

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It has arrived! Sorry it took so long life has been quite busy and I have been writing this off and on..

Sans x Y/n reader (Character has female anatomy but is genderfluid like me :P)

Getting under your skin

Warnings for this chapter: Hinted/Anticipated drug and alcohol use

Pt 4.

It’s not a party without you..

Ever since you had woken up you couldn’t help but be a bit nervous for later. You are just a few hours away from partying with a bunch of Monsters, and not just any monsters you’re going to meet San’s friends and his brother..

Your stomach felt like a pit till your kitty and doggy came and pawed at your feet. Picking them up to meet you on the couch they rubbed their faces on you and you returned the favour by petting them and giving them back scratches.

They always knew when you were anxious and always were there to help you. Suddenly there was a loud ping from your phone, forgetting the nickname you gave him you let out a small snort and opened the message.

•Sternum Stan•

“Hey, ya coming tonight right?”

Seeing the message from Sans brought back the nervousness from earlier, maybe you could confide in him a little?

•(###)•

“Yeah I’m hoping so! Just dealing with some anxious nerves :(“

•Sternum Stan•

“Ya got nothing to worry ‘bout it’s really a no-brainer everyone is very welcoming and they’re excited to meet this so called human I’ve befriended. We gotta turn that frown upside down without uh breaking ya neck or anything :)”

The first pun just made you roll your eyes but the second joke caught you a bit off guard actually causing you to laugh out loud, which scared your pets a little bit as it was silent just before. With a big smile on your face you typed your reply.

•(###)•

“Well that line definitely fixed that problem, you made me scare my pets with my laugh!”

•Sternum Stan•

“Ya got pets? That’s paw-sitively paw-some! :)”

•(###)•

“Now you’re going overboard -_-“

•Sternum Stan•

“I attest I am doing no such thing, I know this cause I was a lawyer, but it lost appeal to me ;)”

•(###)•

“Okay Bye!!!”

•Sternum Stan•

“Hey how ya can’t leave a cadaver hanging!”

You waited until he started typing again

•Sternum Stan•

“Alright I’ll let up, what kinda pets ya got?”

Seeing the time as you read the message you realized you had to start getting ready for the party if you didn’t want to be late

•(###)•

“You’ll have to come over sometime and find out, I have to start getting ready I’ll see you soon!”

•Sternum Stan•

“Dang ya really did leave me hanging.. alright I guess I’ll let ya go, see ya later”

Turning on some music you hop in the shower. Feeling the warm water cover your body you felt better about tonight and instead your anxiety turned to excitement. Feeling nice and clean you step out and dry your self off and wrap the towel around your body, now time to pick your outfit.

Entering your room you start to through your closet and drawers gathering garments to put together an outfit. You decide to dress up a little since it’s a party and you’ll be meeting a bunch of new friends, finally everything was put together.

Taking a look in the mirror you nodded to yourself and did a twirl, you chose a a nice black dress that was tighter up top with a v neckline and was loosely flowing nicely at your hips, it ended around mid thigh and had sheer loose sleeves that flowed over your hands like bat wings.

To add more flare you put on some ripped black tights, a few silver rings and a silver slim chain necklace that was embellished with a star charm. Finishing off the look you fluffed your hair and attached some silver star clips into your hair and silver star earrings.

Sitting down at your dresser now that you had your outfit perfect it was time to move onto your makeup. Opening up your little makeup bag you pulled out the products needed and got to work.

Finishing the final details on your face you quickly made sure everything was as symmetrical as possible without being too much of a perfectionist. Your thick cat eyeliner was winged nicely with a clean sharp end and same with the inner corner, pink natural looking blush high on your cheekbones and tip of your nose with highlighter bringing attention to the important areas including your cupids bow on your lips paired with a clear lip gloss.

Checking the time you had just enough time to get your animals situated and you would be on time for the party. First you made sure they’re water was fresh and they had food available, then let your doggy outside for a bathroom break before bringing them back in and getting the both of your pets comfortable on the couch.

Triple checking you had everything you’d need while out including the small gift you got for papyrus earlier today, you closed your purse and made your way to the front door. Slipping on your black zip up heeled boots you walked out the door making sure to lock it behind you and waved goodbye to your beloved pets.

As you turned around to start walking towards the place suddenly someone appeared right in front of you. Basically crashing into this person you both stumbled and started to fall to the ground, their hands grabbed your waist trying to catch themselves and stop the fall but your footing was completely lost. Your hands grabbed their arms to try and stop the fall as well but both attempts were a lost cause. With a thud you both landed on the grass.

“Oh my god! Oh my god, I’m so sorry are you okay?!-“

Before you even knew who it was you started to apologize profusely but then you noticed blue fabric, and squeezing the arms your hands had a grip on you feel the hard bones underneath, and then realization hit you like a truck.

Making eye contact with the skeleton underneath you your words came to a halt. You notice his eye lights are wide and a blue hue is across his cheekbones. Realizing where his hands were placed and the position you both were in you felt your cheeks get hot, good thing you were already wearing blush otherwise it would be super noticeable. Before you spoke it was barely audible but you swear you heard him say something

“woah..”

“Sans?!.. where the hell did you come from I swear you weren’t there a moment ago?!”

Before you even waited for his response you let go of his arms and quickly started to pick yourself up off of on top of him and get out of this situation

“I-I’m sorry, I didn’t think you’d turn around so fast, I was jus gonna check in as it had been a while since ya texted and I jus wanted to make sure ya still coming..”

Listening to him ramble his story out as you both tried to stand up somehow your purse strap had gotten tangled around him when you two fell. Not noticing it when you stood up so abruptly it pulled you right back down onto him, the strap being pulled by you it also pulled his head up quickly by his neck and with no time to act his face smacked right into your thighs… Better than the alternative but your whole face was now burning. Too stunned to speak you froze but suddenly felt vibrations from underneath you and realized you were suffocating your monster friend.

“M ant brea uder hr”

“Ahhhh!! Omg I’m so sorryhow did that happen?!”

You quickly moved your body to the side so you were no longer smothering Sans but the strap made it hard to move far. Making eye contact with each other again you both were speechless and embarrassed. Sans’s face was now fully blue and his eyes were bigger.. You broke the silence first

“I’m sorry that was really embarrassing, are you okay?”

Sans scratched the back of his skull while you could see he was processing what happened. His eye lights were still quite dilated when he made eye contact with you before he spoke

“Ya don’t have keep apologizing so much it’s not exactly your fault.. Uh here just stay still and let me untangle us..”

After he spoke his eye lights went back to normal and his blue cheeks slowly disappeared as he turned his attention to your purse strap entangling you both. He grabbed it and carefully untangled it from himself and you, then you both shimmied off of each other and got yourself up off the ground. Brushing yourselves off and making sure nothing was wrecked you noticed your knees had a cut and a bit of dirt on them and Sans’s hoodie looked a bit dirty too.

“Ah crap, Papyrus just washed this too..”

“I’m sorry..”

You held your arm in embarrassment and kicked a rock to try and distract yourself

“Ah I’m sorry I didn’t mean ta blame ya, was my fault I didn’t say nothin..

Sans eyes glanced down to your knees and his eye lights grew smaller as he saw you were bleeding

“Oh shoot your knee is cut, let me help you”

“Oh that’s okay, it’s tiny and doesn’t hurt. We should probably just start heading to the party, I don’t want to be late to meet everyone”

“Nah could get infected we ain’t walking till I know you’re all fixed up.

“Well i guess we could go inside my place I have a fir-“

Before you could finish your sentence you felt Sans grab your waist again but gently this time and everything went black for a second until you were inside a bathroom you didn’t recognize. You stumbled a bit but sans steadied you with his hand still holding you, once you were okay he let you go.

“Sorry shoulda warned ya”

“St Aid kit.. Did- did we just.. teleport?!”

Sans grinned widely and just nodded while grabbing a first aid kit from the cupboard.

Taking in your surroundings you could feel the slight bumping of music and vibrations of conversations coming from below you.

“Are we at your place?”

Asking him although you felt you knew the answer Sans just nodded again while he patted his hand on the counter gesturing for you to sit. Hopping up and making yourself comfortable, Sans stated to clean your wound. He cleaned both your knees actually but took more care to the one with the cut.

While Sans was cleaning up your wound you decided to see what he had in the kit. It was a bit different from yours which is just a basic human one, this one had magic in it. There were shimmery creams and powders with adhesives specifically for monster wounds. You remember reading up about how monster wounds are quite different from humans, as monsters leak magic instead of blood.

Finishing up Sans stuck a black and white skeleton bandaid on to your knee.

“There all better!”

He put his hands on his hips and smiled widely showing he was proud of his work. You couldn’t help but giggle at his silliness and thanked him for fixing you up. He must be pretty protective of his friends given the fact he has a younger brother.

“Haha, thank you Doctor Sans I feel all better now!”

You both laughed together when suddenly a loud knock came from the bathroom door

“SANS ARE YOU IN THERE? WHO ARE YOU LAUGHING WITH WITHOUT THE SUPER AWESOME SPECIAL BIRTHDAY BOY?”

The loud voice was commanding but also theatrical in a way, it startled you for just a moment before you heard him say “birthday boy” that meant this is Papyrus, Sans brother.

“Ya bro I’m here, was just helping our new human friend”

The door then bursted open and a skeleton that was a good foot and a half taller than you entered, he had to slightly duck to not hit his skull on the door frame. He was wearing a backwards orange ball cap, a shirt that said “cool dude” and had basketballs sewed onto the shoulders and blue shorts on. He had a big smile on his face and his eye lights twinkled when he saw you, bringing his hands up to his face as if you were an adorable puppy he was looking at and then he looked at sans with a more serious but curios face.

“SANS THIS IS THE NEW HUMAN FRIEND YOU WERE TELLING ME ABOUT? THE ONE WHO LOVES YOUR HOTDOGS AND YOU TALK WITH EVERYDAY AND-“

“Alright alright that’s enough big guy, cmon y/n let’s head downstairs and introduce you to everyone else too”

Sans cut off Papyrus rambling and started to push him out the door by his backbone. The scene was a little comical as papyrus was as stiff as a log as he was moved. Papyrus quickly said something before he was completely out of sight.

“NICE TO MEET YOU Y/N!”

Hopping off the counter you quickly caught up to the Skeleton brothers making their way down the stairs. You could see they were slightly whispering about something before they saw you and quickened their pace. The music got louder and the air felt thick but not in a bad way, when it hit you it felt almost a little euphoric and the smell was intoxicating and new. It smelt sweet but spicy at the same time with a richness that almost made your mouth water.

As you made it to the bottom of the stairs the tv was playing the music through big speakers on either side, a pool of monsters and a few humans were all dancing together near it. Very few paid any mind to you as you continued to follow Sans and Papyrus past the dancing. Entering the kitchen now there were a few monsters and humans in here, two large goat monsters who were with a young human holding a pot with a flower, one that looked like a fish with big sharp teeth and beside them a shorter lizard like monster.

“Hey everyone, I’m finally back got a little caught up.”

Sans greeted everyone with a more laid back tone than he had earlier and chuckled after ending his sentence.

“YES SANS HAS RETURNED WITH HIS HUMAN FRIEND Y/N, I FOUND THEM TOGETHER IN THE BATHROOM THINKING THEY COULD HIDE FROM THE GREAT PAPYRUS”

“Don’t get any weird ideas I was just patching up y/n’s knee, they got a cut is all”

“I COMMEND YOU FOR YOUR CARING NATURE BROTHER, HUMANS CAN BE FRAGILE”

You felt a bit embarrassed by being called fragile but you didn’t have much time to loom over it as suddenly you were surrounded by strangers all starting to introduce themselves.

“So this is the friend of Sans eh? Surprised he made friends with a human he’s always been more weary than most, the names Undyne it’s nice to meet you”

The fish lady grabbed your hand and shook it firmly she had a strong grip and her outfit really showed off her muscles, you couldn’t help but gawk a bit at them

“HUHUHU so you like my gains y/n?? Watch this”

Undyne picked up the lizard monster and started flexing while using them to curl her biceps. The Lizard lady was stunned and quickly tugged at her dress to make sure nothing was exposed underneath. As quickly as Undyne picked the other monster up Papyrus quickly joined in while holding Sans

“NOT WITHOUT ME, LOOK AT MY GAINS”

Papyrus started to flex too and although he held sans with ease, there were no muscles to admire. Nonetheless it was funny to see them fighting for attention.

“AH U-Undyne p-put me down!”

The lizard lady had a deep flush appear on her cheeks as she was put down gently and she straightened out her dress. Papyrus decided to keep hold of Sans holding him now like a parrot on his shoulder, it was quite comedic. The Lizard lady approached you and stuck out her hand

“H-hi my name is Al-Alphys”

As you shook hands Undyne wasted no time as soon as Alphys introduced herself she butted back into the conversation

“Alphys is my awesome girlfriend”

And with that Undyne gave her a big smooch on the cheek and the flush on Alphys cheeks became even more red somehow and she covered her face. They then walked away to grab some snacks from the nearby table. The two goat monsters came closer and extended their paws while introducing themselves

“Hello I am Toriel, this is Asgore, and this is our little ones Frisk and Asriel.”

You shook their paws and hand then you realized you had read about them all, the king and queen of the underground and the ambassador frisk who saved Asriel the king and queens son, along with bringing all monsters back to the surface. You felt like you had to let them know.

“Wow! This is so cool getting to meet you all, this may seem weird but I’ve read a lot about your story.. I can’t wait to get to know you better”

“Oh how sweet of you dear, we would love to”

Toriel smiled and seemed pleased about your proposal but right after she finished her sentence the two kids shouted

“Let’s get back to the fun!!”

Said frisk really excitedly and Asriel chimed in while jumped up and down

“Yeah we wanna party with uncle Papyrus!!”

Frisk was just a kid, no older than 12, you were a little surprised as when reading about what happened you thought frisk would be older hearing about what they endured and accomplished alone. It was amazing what the human spirit could do. You got snapped out of your thoughts seeing papyrus boast after hearing he children. Papyrus was full of pride hearing them say they wanted to party with him so he put sans down and ran with them into the living room where the music was, with monsters and humans dancing together. Asgore then patted you on the shoulder.

“We will have to have you over for tea sometime so we can all chat, we always love making new friends, especially when it’s Sans bringing someone. Sans usually isn’t the type that’s very fond of humans”

Before you could ask him anything he and Toriel left to keep an eye on the kids while they danced wildly. His words left you a bit confused but they also made you think, if sans wasn’t fond of humans why were you two friends? But you also couldn’t really think within the few weeks you’ve known him u haven’t seen him with any other humans. As you were lost in thought Sans came up beside you

“Hey hehe hope this isn’t too much for ya, I know my friends can be a bit much to a humans first hangout with a skele-ton of monsters”

He nudged your arm with his elbow as he made the pun and smiled widely. You rubbed where he nudged you and let an anxious laugh out.

“Haha yeah no worries, I’m doing okay not too overwhelmed yet”

Sans was observing you and without saying anything he quickly grabbed something out from his pocket and discreetly showed it to you

“Well let’s keep those nerves away then”

And in his fingers he held a joint he kept out of view from the others and swung it temptingly while wiggling his brow bones anticipating your response..

Next chapter we will be getting lit so be prepared for drunk monsters and drunk y/n and maybe some more embarrassing moments but with fluff 👀💙

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Should I make these longer? I don’t like dragging things super long but if they’re too short please let me know 💙 or too long lol

Sans x Y/n reader (Character has female anatomy but is genderfluid like me :P)

Getting under your skin

Pt. 3

A little party never killed anyone

Quite a few days had passed since you first met Sans, just over a week now. Everyday when it was nice and you worked he was out there at his hotdog stand and you would wave to him on your way into work. You purposely wouldn’t pack a lunch to eat on break knowing he’d be there for you to buy a hotdog and a drink, on every lunch break you’d go and sit at the tables nearby and chat with him. It was your Friday for work, you were heading outside on your break to grab lunch from Sans and have your break.

“Heya random human I totally don’t know, wanna hear a joke?”

You smiled and let out a sigh, it became a habit for him to greet you with a new joke or something every day you came to see him

“Hey weird skeleton I totally haven’t met, do I really have a choice?”

Sans smiled wide and told you the joke while reaching behind his back grabbing something that made a crinkling sound

“What do you call a bear with no teeth?”

Not leaving any room for you to respond he tossed a bag of monster gummies at you, not expecting it you fumbled and almost didn’t catch them.

“A gummy bear”

He started laughing seeing you struggle to catch the bag and you made a smug face towards him as you finally secured the bag of candy

“Those and today’s food is on the house, well not totally I do have something I need you to do for me”

Sans handed you your usual hotdog with a monster soda, and you started to put on your favourite condiments

“Oh wow thank you Sans! What do you need from me?”

He grabbed a slip of folded up paper out from his pocket and handed it to you while asking you

“It’s my brothers birthday tomorrow, he asked me to invite anyone I thought would be interested in his words, raising the roof”

You giggled as you accepted the paper, it was an invitation with orange writing saying “Help Celebrate The Great Papyrus’s 122nd Awesome CoolGuy Birthday!”

“Holy crap, I didn’t know monsters lived this long”

Although you didn’t mean for it to come out that way Sans forgot you didn’t know much about monsters and was quick to inform you how their ageing was different from humans as understandably you looked confused

“Our bodies ain’t exactly the same to your fleshy one. We monsters are made up of magic and we age much much slower than humans, in monster years Paps is a young adult if that’s what ya were gawking at”

Sans had a cocky smile and you could tell he was teasing you about your knowledge about monsters compared to humans. Clearly hinting for you to read a book or something you retaliated

“Hey you better be nice to me, you did just invite me somewhere.. I don’t have to say yes yknow..”

Sans raised an eyebrow at that comment and rested his elbows on the counter while leaning in a bit closer to you

“Think ya being humerous saying you ain’t gonna show to my brother’s party now? Tibia frank I don’t think he has the guts to handle that, he’s a sensitive guy”

Rolling your eyes at the line up of puns you could see Sans grin got wider knowing he definitely was gonna see you at that party, and you had no way of getting out of it now that he guilt tripped you into it basically. You didn’t complain though as you got free food and candy out of it. Although thinking about a monster party you now had a lot of questions running through your head. You decided to open up the invitation Sans handed you but it only had the basic information like address and to bring something for the birthday boy. Your questions were a bit more specific than that like, what’s the dress code, should u bring anything other than a gift, what did papyrus like, was it byob, how do monsters party, ect

Waiting until after Sans finished serving his last customer you turned towards him to ask some of the questions

“Hey so about the party, I have a few questions like, do I bring anything other than a gift and speaking of gift what does Papyrus like? Do I bring my own drinks, what’s the dress code? And-“

Sans cut you off quickly crossing his arms and leaning up against his cart, he decided to pull on your leg a little more

“That’s a question-able amount of queries ya got there pal.. wear whatever ya want and just bring a gift for Paps, he likes cars specifically race cars… Don’t worry so much this ain’t nothing serious just be ready to have a good time”

You thought differently as this was a gathering with a bunch of monsters and he’s the only monster you know, not to mention you haven’t been to a party in a while. While you recalled the last few parties you went to Sans pulled out his phone. Opening it up he started to do something and then handed it to you. It was to add a new contact, you. Since he was teasing you so much you decided to have a little fun back and give him a taste of his own medicine. A mischievous smile made its way onto your face and you raised your eyebrow up at Sans.

“Real sly way of asking for my number Mr.Sans, didn’t think you’d be into a flesh bag like muah”

You took his phone from his hand giving him an over exaggerated wink and started to add your number in, to add a photo you just took a selfie on his phone making a funny winky face with your tongue out. Instead of your name you put a star and a crescent moon emojis. As you handed his phone back you could see a slight blue shade across his cheekbones and he was scratching the back of his skull. Before you could ask about it he took his phone back, shoved it in his pocket and zipped up his hood

“Well uh I should get going, they probably need me to help uh set things up and such. See ya!”

And just like that he was gone in a blip, leaving those small blue particles where he was standing. You thought to yourself that was kind of weird as you finished up your break and cleaned up all your trash. Wait did he even close up his stand? You quickly glanced over and sure enough it was all closed up, he must’ve done it while you weren’t looking or did some funky magic to do it while you were distracted.

Heading back to work you finished up the last few hours of your shift and then were finally free to go. Slipping your headphones on you started your walk back home, looking up at the sky you admired the pretty shades of colours it was this evening and started to think about earlier. The way sans suddenly left after you gave him his phone back while teasing him, did you upset him or make him uncomfortable? You surely hoped not, you two were becoming quite good friends you didn’t want to muck anything up. It didn’t help as you couldn’t even check in cause he hadn’t sent a text or anything after you put your contact in.

Reaching your front door you grabbed your keys out of your satchel and as were about to unlock it you heard a ding coming from your phone. Pulling it up while unlocking your door you saw it was an unknown number. Opening up the text you stepped inside your house, slipping off your shoes and bag. All that the text read was a skull emoji, almost like you had manifested it that had to be Sans. It seemed a little strange as there was no greeting or pun. You started to bite your nails worrying if he was indeed upset with you?

###: “💀”

Y/n: “I’m assuming this is Sans”

Y/n: “Im glad you finally messaged me, I wanted to ask did I make you uncomfortable earlier..?”

###: “Ya it’s me, why do ya say that?”

Y/n: “Because of my teasing earlier, you seem to be acting differently since after what I said.. I’m sorry i didn’t mean anything by it I was just trying to get you back from you bugging me the whole time”

###: “Nah it’s all good buddy, I just had things to do but thanks for checkin in”

Y/n: “Okay great! If I ever do though please tell me :(“

###: “Oh no not the sad face, don’t make that a habit it’s a real mis-frown-tune :)”

Y/n: “Har Har”

Smiling down at your phone, a weight lifted off of you knowing you didn’t do anything wrong and Sans was okay. You still don’t full believe you didn’t not do something though, what was the blue hue across his face? Maybe it was something to do with his magic, you still weren’t totally sure how all that worked. Maybe you’d ask at some point but for now you thought it’d be best to leave it at that and not to push on anything right now.

With that all settled you picked up both your dog and kitty and started smothering them with kisses and pets, you got lucky and had cuddly animals. Sitting down on the couch you decided to finally educate yourself on the biology and history. After all you would be meeting quite a few tomorrow night, thinking to yourself how may monsters you’d meet you thought the best place to start was looking up all the races of monsters.

It seemed there was more than you expected, granted there were a lot of races of humans as well so it wasn’t that surprising. There were quite a few monsters who were like animals, goats, rabbits, fish, lizards, crocodiles, and so many more… Reading more about all the types of monsters apart from animal types there was also ghosts, robots and things that couldn’t even be compared to something the were their own thing. It was quite a lot to take in but you were glad you were finally reading about it all, it was quite fascinating to you and you felt a little guilty bit not acquainting yourself with this knowledge sooner. It was said that some monsters could live over 1000 years, that was insane to you but like what Sans said earlier monsters aged differently, a monster could stay a child for over 50 years if they wanted as it all had to do with magic.

Next up you came across some articles and old stories about magic, there was a whole article on how humans have magic too. Wait, humans have magic?? Sans had never mentioned that to you, but that’s probably cause he assumed you knew all about your own species.. Why didn’t they teach this in school that’s the real question. Reading quite intently on this it seemed it was almost a lost art with humans now as we started to rely on physical strength instead. This went as far as the dark ages way before the war between monsters and humans, witches and wizards using magic to help form today’s medicines and medical devices centuries before technology. Humans and monsters lived together using their combined magics to create things from lighting and making crops grow in the harsh winters. You were stunned to learn all of this information it was quite amazing knowing humans could do this, even seeing there were schools to go to that helped monsters and humans harness their magic. That could be something to look into and maybe you could ask sans about trying to teach you magic.

Your eyes were sore from all the reading you were doing, as you finished the last paragraph of the article you rubbed your eyes and took a look at the time. Holy crap it was almost 1am you needed to get to bed.

Checking in on your animals making sure they were okay and settled in for the night you started to prepare yourself for bed. You decided to have a nice hot shower, while the water ran off you your mind wandered back about human magic and how one section mentioned how intentions and manifestation could show the colours of your soul and help you harness your magic. You closed your eyes and placed your hands over your chest breathing in through your nose and out through your mouth you focused as hard as you could.

Opening your eyes you looked down and… there was nothing.

“Damn”

You whispered to yourself while shutting off the shower. Drying yourself off you brushed your hair and teeth and got into your pajamas. Settling into bed with your dog and cat give them some cuddles before wrapping yourself in the blankets and closing your eyes for the night to get some much needed rest before tomorrow..

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Glad to see people are liking the start of my fic! So without further adoo here’s Pt 2

Sans x Y/n reader (Character has female anatomy but is genderfluid like me :P)

Getting under your skin

Pt. 2

What could’ve been a bad time, turned into a nice time.

As you were making eye contact with the skeleton you saw him look down towards your mouth and your defensive stance.

Realizing your jaw was still agape you quickly closed your mouth and relaxed your body a bit, letting out a sigh of relief you didn’t know you were holding in.

Gathering up all your belongings you stepped out of the table, slowly making your way over to the monster running the hotdog stand you thought of what to say

“Uh, Sans right?” You asked quietly

“That’s the name don’t wear it out”

he replied, it seemed almost like he was forcing the smile now and his eye lights were like pin pricks.

“I know what I say probably isn’t going to help but I’m sorry you had to deal with that guy, and for what it’s worth I really enjoyed the food u made”

you would have said something if those police officers didn’t show up when they did

“Eh it’s nothing I ain’t used to, some people just have a bone to pick with us monsters”

even though he made the pun it didn’t seem like he was doing it for fun at that moment

“Well since I know your name I think it’s only fair you know mine”

you brought your hand up to him gesturing to shake his

“Hi, I’m y/n it’s nice to meet you Sans”

a warm smile grew on your face as you looked at Sans in the eyes, he brought his skeletal hand up to grasp yours when suddenly he pulled back

“Ah I should probably remove this before shaking ya hand in such a friendly manner”

and you seen he removed a hand taser but before you could say anything he grasped your hand lightly

“It’s nice to meet cha y/n, I’m glad ya enjoyed my hot dog, I bet that guy would’ve too if he wasn’t such a weiner”

His eye lights were going back to normal and his smile didn’t seem as forced anymore, talking to him seemed to be making the situation lighter. You laughed at his joke

“Ugh he was a weiner! I almost said something before those cops arrived it made me really uncomfortable how he was yelling at you, especially out of nowhere”

Sans eye lights lit up a bit at hearing you would stand up for a monster, he replied back with another pun

“Well nothing we should relish over, it’s all over with now, good to know there’s still some decent humans around..”

He seemed to go a bit quiet after that comment but before you could say anything else your alarm on your phone went off signalling to you your break was unfortunately over

“Ah shoot I have to go, it was nice meeting you thanks for the food!”

And you made your way back to your job

Time went by fast as you were finishing up the last few minutes of your shift, Taylor had shown you a lot of things that day your mind almost felt overwhelmed

“Alright it seems our shift is over! I’ll see you tomorrow y/n”

Taylor gave you a pat on the back and left to get her things, leaving you to get yours

Leaving the building it was just past 6:30pm now and the sky was pretty shades of pink and orange as the sun was starting to set. Scanning the grounds you could see Sans was still across the lot preparing to leave for the day.

You decided to walk over to him before heading home, you weren’t sure exactly what you were gonna say but you just wanted to make sure he was still okay from earlier.

He hadn’t noticed you walk over yet, you were standing behind him making sure there was still distance

“Hey! Didn’t expect to still see you here”

You said a bit more abruptly than you meant to when suddenly everything went black and white with a loud sound

Sans eye lights were gone replaced with one blue eye and your soul was in front of you, you felt as light as a feather almost as if you were empty.. as quickly as it happened it disappeared

Feeling the weight of your soul come back you stumbled and nearly fell to the ground but Sans caught you, feeling a little out of breath you couldn’t exactly focus on what Sans was saying to you

“I’m so sorry! Ya snuck up on me I didn’t mean to bring ya into a fight”

He was looking at you with a worried expression on his face, his eye lights back to normal. Not registering his apology you were now filled with questions

“What happened? I’ve never experienced anything like that it felt so weird”

Sans lead you to a seat and explained

“It’s called an encounter or fight, it happens when monsters are on guard. We try not to do it without warning as it does feel different are ya okay?”

You were quickly feeling better and started to stand up again

“Wow that was crazy I could see my soul in front of me, I have never seen it before. I’m sorry I didn’t mean to startle you I just saw u were cleaning up and wanted to check in with you again”

He shook his head and had his hands on your arms to make sure u were stable

“Don’t apologize ya didn’t mean to, I’m usually not such a bone head”

He reached over to his stand still having his grip on you with one hand he grabbed a can with his other, it was monster soda.

“Here drink this it’ll help get cha feeling normal.”

You cracked open the can of soda and sipped it, the tingly feeling filling your mouth and the flavour was like Dr Pepper

“Thank you, I should probably head home now. I just got off work”

Sans shook his head again looking upset

“Let me help get ya home, ya don’t seem completely stable. I don’t want cha to get hurt because of me”

You weren’t sure what to say as you had just met this monster a few hours ago but you had never heard of a monster hurting a human or other monster since they came to the surface

Sans could see the contemplative look on your face and let go of your arm, you completely forgot he was even holding it

“I understand we just met so if ya say no I won’t pester ya. Just be safe”

He backed away a bit putting some distance between you now that you seemed more stable than before. Not completely answering his question you instead countered it with another

“Do you live far?”

He stopped moving and shrugged

“Nah, I live about half an hour away actually. Just up that street, it’s pretty convenient”

You nodded your head taking in the information, it seems you two lived close together. Maybe walking together wouldn’t be too bad, you’d just keep your guard up

“I don’t mind walking with you, I live around the same area so if we’re not walking together we’d be basically following each other”

You laughed at your own remark and Sans chuckled at it as well. He was making sure everything was closed up on his stand and then shoved his hands into his pockets slowly walking next to you

“Heh alright pal as long as you’re good with it”

You two started your walk in silence for a good few minutes, looking over at sans you could see he was admiring the sky. You decided to get to know him a bit

“I love the colours the sky makes at sunset don’t you?”

He nodded his head in silence for a moment before replying to you

“Hmm yup, can’t disagree with ya on that. Down in the underground it was always the same no matter what time of day..”

Before those last words you realized you didn’t know a lot of the underground, and hadn’t acknowledged the fact they couldn’t see the sky down there

“Ah I’m sorry, I hope I’m not being insensitive?”

Sans was quietly admiring the sky still, he didn’t seem bothered by your comments but you liked to be sure

“Don’t worry about it buddy. Ya didn’t offend me or anything, just showing my appreciation that I get to be up here and witness this”

You sighed out of relief you didn’t upset him and he started talking more

“Yknow, when we monsters came up from the underground it was about mid day and we all just sat on the mountain together. We all watched the sunset in awe and stayed up all night to watch the stars.. some cried, ya couldn’t blame em though, me and my brother were two of em”

Sans’s laid back demeanour seemed to be becoming more sorrowful as his smile wasn’t as big anymore as he talked about the past

“I bet it was beautiful”

That was all you could really muster out, it seemed like a bit of a heavy topic and u didn’t want to say anything wrong

“It was, it really was.. I still do it most evenings, my brother tries to stay up with me but he’s a sleepy bones”

His smile was coming back talking about his brother, they must be really close.

“Do you just have the one brother?”

Seeing how happy he got while talking about him made you want to learn more

“Heh yeah just the one, but our friends are basically like family to us, and us monsters just tend to stick together. Which reminds me of what cha said earlier about not meetin many monsters?”

The question kind of caught you off guard, you didn’t think he’d think anything of it when u mentioned it earlier to cover up your stunned face

“Well, to be honest.. I’m a bit of a recluse”

Sans raised a brow and he had a confused looked on his face

“Like a spider? Read about them on the web”

You laughed at the pun and sans then had a big smile on his face

“No not a spider haha, I actually have really bad anxiety, I do take medicine for it but it’s still there and it causes me to be paranoid and stuff so.. I don’t really go out much, especially on my own”

Sans relaxed his face and didn’t push you to say anything further

“My bad I didn’t mean to make ya explain yourself, but that does make sense now how ya wouldn’t meet many monsters that is”

You both chuckled and you continued on a bit

“Yeah and it’s nothing against you guys but when the monsters came back and people were fighting it made it worse and I had to be put off of work and supported by the government for a bit. Today was my first day at that job and actually my first day working in a while..”

Sans nodded his head but didn’t say anything, you wanted to change the subject

“Hey before I forget, can I ask why your eye went blue earlier?”

There was a pause before Sans answered

“It’s a physical manifestation of my magic, it happens with intense focus. My eye went blue cause I was quickly judging your soul”

Confused by the last sentence you pried further

“Judging my soul?”

You asked genuinely curious about it

“It was just cause you caught me by surprise is all, I quickly judged your soul as we encountered to tell if you were a threat or not”

You nodded your head now understanding a bit more, you were getting close to your house

“Oh okay, was my soul nice? I’ve never seen it or anything like that until today”

Sans took a second to respond recalling the moment from earlier

“Yeah ya have a kind soul, it’s a nice green. Most humans have a constant colour like us monsters, the colours can change with moods where as monsters can change colour by using magic and can manipulate the colour of your soul with magic as well”

That was a lot of information at once, you didn’t fully understand it all but you both continued the walk in silence and it wasn’t long before you finally reached your house

“Well this is me, do you have any longer to go to make it to your house?”

Sans shrugged and said

“Nah I’m quite close actually, goodnight y/n”

Before you could say goodnight back Sans snapped his fingers and he was suddenly gone, small blue particles glimmered in the air where he was standing but they quickly disappeared.

“Woah..”

Not meaning to say that out loud you were wondering what else monsters could do.

You got inside checked on your animals and got ready for bed. A smile crept on your face as you recalled everything that happened today, you didn’t know you’d make friends with a monster but you did.

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Here’s the first part of my new fic..

Sans x Y/n reader. (Character is female anatomy but is genderfluid like me :P)

Getting under your skin

Pt 1.

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog!

*que trombone sequence*

As you shuffled around wrapped in blankets on your bed you start to wake up from the chirping of birds.

Winter was coming to an end as spring was approaching and the flowers were in bloom.

You rub your eyes and start to sit up seeing your small dog and cat sleeping at the end of your bed make a smile grow on your face.

Glancing out the window near your bed you could see the sun was trying to peek through the clouds, the morning is peaceful but gloomy.

Fully getting up now you check the time and with a bit of reluctance start to get ready for the day ahead.

You’re starting a new job later today so first thing on the agenda after taking care of your animals needs is to take a nice shower to get you feeling refreshed.

Anxiety was a factor of your everyday life and it unfortunately affected almost every second of every day, feeling the hot water run off your body helped melt it all away.

Feeling better you hopped out and dried yourself off, then slipped on a housecoat and began to prepare yourself something small for breakfast.

You decided to choose cereal as that was the quickest thing you could make not feeling motivated enough to cook a whole meal.

Fruity Cheerios were currently your go to, not as sugary as fruit loops but still tasty.

After finishing breakfast you headed back into the bathroom and brushed your hair, teeth, put on deodorant, spritzing yourself with your favourite perfume and finally fluffing up your grown out mullet a bit, now you felt ready.

Going back into your room you start to pick out your outfit thinking casual would be best.

You got hired at a grocery store not too far from you in a well populated part of town and prior to the job you were informed to not wear super nice clothes as they would get worn out quickly.

With that in mind you decided on wearing a pair of slightly baggy black acid wash jeans, a pink t shirt that had a small black start in the middle of the chest, and your favourite black zip up hoodie that had the phases of the moon on it along with stars all over.

The day seemed to have flown by as mid cleaning you looked at the time seeing it said 11:25am you needed to leave in 5 minutes unless you wanted to be late for your first day

Dropping what you were doing you started to sprint around the house making sure everything was good and you had all the important things in your crossbody satchel (adorned with tonnes of keychains and pins).

Slipping on your checkered vans you quickly lock the door behind you and hastily start your walk to work.

Thankfully it wasn’t too far but you always liked to be early otherwise your anxiety would eat at you more than it already does.

Turning on your headphones you start to release some of the stress built up from the last few moments drowning yourself in your music you choose to play on of your favourite songs

“Mr Blue Sky”

It was fitting seeing as the sun was finally breaking out from behind the clouds..

At last you’ve reached your destination taking in a deep breath through your nose and exhaling through your mouth you step through the doors and make your way to the side of the grocery store where the managers office was.

“Good afternoon Mary!” You said walking in the office.

“Ah good afternoon y/n, I’m glad to see you’ve come a little early let’s grab your uniform and I’ll introduce you to your trainer” she said.

Mary was in more professional looking clothes with her short red haircut, a bit of a stern woman but crack a few jokes and she’d be a sweetheart to you is what you’ve observed at your interview although you weren’t best at thinking quick on your feet, you had your moments but not many.

Your training with Taylor was going well until you felt your stomach grumbled

“Looks like someone’s getting hungry, don’t worry we can actually go on our lunch break now.”

“You can go anywhere you want on your break, just make sure you’re back in time or Mary will throw a fit” she chuckled lightly

Nodding your head at her words you assured her you’d keep an eye on the time and left to grab your stuff and headed out to find something to eat.

Getting in line the smell got stronger and man do they smell good, there was also the smell of sautéed onions and toasted buns, your stomach grumbled again this time louder and luckily there was only one more person in line and then finally your turn.

You basically ran up to the stand and were a bit surprised to see a monster was running it, he was a skeleton and around the same height as you, you were taller than the average human female, by monster standards he was short.

You hadn’t encountered many monsters before so you were a bit caught off guard by his appearance and before you could get rid of the surprised look on your face he spoke to you

“Sup, you look like you’ve seen a ghost.. er well a skeleton”

as he shrugged his shoulders with a smirk. Your stomach grumbled again and that seemed to snap you out of it more than his words but before u could say anything he chuckled and said

“wow that stomach growl sounded the wurst!”

After that you quickly changed your facial expression

“Ah! Sorry yes I’m starving could I please get 1 hotdog?”

You said grabbing your arm and rubbing it

“Hey starving, I’m Sans”

his smile was getting bigger and you started to feel a bit embarrassed realizing he must think you’re a weirdo for googling at him earlier

“I’m sorry I haven’t met many monsters before”

while apologizing to him you scanned his outfit just seeing what he looked like, he was wearing a blue jacket with white fur on the hood, black shorts and pink slippers.

“Eh don’t sweat it pal, just a bone-headed mistake”

he laid the hotdog bun down on the grill next to the hotdog itself

“Oh! and could I please get some onions with it? They smell sooo good”

you said with a nervous smile

“For sure, I know they smell quite a-peeling and they taste un-peel-lievably good!”

Chuckling to himself as he made the puns, you’re starting to gather what this guys stick is

“You really like making puns huh?”

He started assembling your hot dog giving it to you in a small long cardboard container and said

“Yeah you could say that, or maybe I’m just pun-derful”

his grin growing on his face. You couldn’t help but smirk and give him props for his endeavours

“do you talk to all your customers like this? I do have to say I’m impressed, I can never think of a things like that on the spot.”

Grabbing a small pop along with paying him what you owed you started to put the sauces you enjoyed.

He paused for a moment and you seen he was admiring your sweater, before you could say anything suddenly he asked

“Wanna hear a joke?”

Caught a little off guard again you say

“Sure why not”

and he says “So three tomatoes are walking down the street, a papa tomato, mama tomato and a baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind and papa tomato starts getting mad so he goes back and squishes him and says KETCHUP”

his smile somehow becoming bigger and his pupils? The eye lights in which he used to look at you also grew a bit bigger.

You couldn’t help but laugh at the joke as you were squeezing the ketchup on your hot dog replying

“Well Mr Pun-ny skeleton, I gotta start eating or my whole lunch break will be over listening to you”

he nodded and waved goodbye seeming pleased with himself he finally made you laugh.

Walking away you could see a line started forming again as more people were intoxicated by the aroma of the hotdogs it’s nice seeing he was getting some good business and you were happy to support it.

Since the monster population returned from the underground with the help of Frisk who became their ambassador after they fell down with them, things became different.. not in a bad way, at least to you..

Humans had been pretty good being inclusive and welcome of the monsters returning seeing as it had been so many years and most thought they were just a myth.

Although some people weren’t as welcoming, u had just the odd person who was a jerk and made sure he didn’t like monsters one bit especially when they get the same rights.

Then there were the people who hid their identities, who are dangerous, they spit disgusting and hateful things and even rally against the monsters in protests to actively put them down. Not just monsters either, other minorities as well..

For the most part what they did wasn’t just glanced over by the law but it also wasn’t as taken seriously at times.

Your stomach grumbled, shaking away those thoughts you popped on your headphones and focused back on the food in front of you.

The taste of monster food wasn’t much different than human the main difference being that monster food was made with magic as that’s the only way they can eat, we humans can eat monster food but monsters can’t eat human food.

The feeling in your mouth is tingly and savoury all the flavours melting together perfectly, and with the magic it enhances it.

As you were devouring your lunch you thought back to the joke he told you “Hey starving, I’m Sans”, realizing you didn’t introduce yourself after he gave you his name you made a note to yourself to so before you went back to work

Cleaning up after yourself you turn up the music a bit more sinking into it a little. Closing your eyes you started to hum along the melody of the song letting it take you away for a minute.

Snapping out of the music you thought you could hear muffled shouts and banter, opening your eyes and looking around you noticed there was a man waving his hands around and shouting.

He was yelling towards the skeleton who served you, looking at him his eye sockets were fully black.

Slipping off your headphones you suddenly could hear exactly what he was shouting about..

“We don’t need your type around here! We humans are perfectly fine without your weird creature food!”

Your stomach dropped hearing what he was saying and your heartbeat picked up watching the encounter, what he said next made your jaw drop..

“You monster scum are all worthless!! Invading our towns, you should go back to where you belong!!”

Standing up from where you were almost involuntarily you prepared to shout back reminding this man that this is hate speech, he can be charged and that monsters deserve to be here just as much as we do when suddenly two police officers appeared behind him.

The officers were walking briskly straight towards the man who was still going off on his tangent, one was a human man and the other was a monster who was white furred and resembled a dog.

The human officer firmly grabbed the man’s shoulder and with a puffed chest he stated the law to the man

“Sir understand you are disturbing the peace and actively harassing a monster, you do know you can be brought back down to the station and charged for this matter yes?”

The man started stumbling over his words not expecting the police to suddenly appear and stop him in the middle of his act basically cowering to them

Both officers didn’t look pleased with his behaviour as he started trying to deny his actions but they weren’t buying it

“Sorry Sans we know u have a permit so we don’t need to ask, we’re gonna take this guy down to the station and clear this mess for ya”

The officers turned away with the man in their hands and cuffing him placing him into the back of the vehicle and then they drove away.

Sans’s eye lights came back smaller than they were before, he started looking around after the scene and then his eyes made contact with yours.

And that’s the end of chapter one! 💙

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Hey.. long time no see.. Lol I kinda just disappeared off here like 4 years ago after making my very first fanfic (cough cough Loki) and uhhh now I’m back? Inspiration has hit me as I’ve basically been dragged back into a fandom from when I was 13.. I don’t think he ever left fully but a certain Skeleton crush has come back from the grave 😉😅 and I recently read a fic by @poubelle-squelette called the party incident (sooo good!!) which is what has inspired me now.. BUT ITS UNFINISHED!!!!! and so to fill the void in my greedy little soul I was thinking of writing a fic using things personally from my own life that I think would make some good stories (along with fluff and smut!) and taking some inspiration from Poubelle’s story (but making it completely own I ain’t no copy and paster!!) Our main character will be on the alternative side and described more curved but also is genderfluid so I’d use mainly they/them pronouns but when it comes to certain parts the character does have female autonomy is this something some peeps would be interested in?? 👀👀👀 any questions feel free to ask!