i am the lizard queen

[excitementshewrote]

[excitementshewrote]

[memehumor]

[repost-this-image]

this wins

[poems-and-word]

[fuck-customers]

[life-of-eris]

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

[aceofsquiddles]

[bunsen-deactivated20150516]

i don’t think there’s anything worse than not being able to finish your lap in mario kart because ur in last place what kind of discrimination is that 

[avpd-chekov]

don’t you just love how mental disorders are basically buy one get seven free

[hotboyproblems]

When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for

[colleenclarkart]

[roseys-deactivated20181203]

Eclipse vibes

[poems-and-word]

“That’s all I want. Just you and me. Always.”

— Lauren Oliver, Delirium (via books-n-quotes)

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[blinkyxx]

HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH EVERYONE

[poemswords]

[ccoasters]

[pokemoncap]

[thepigeongazette]

just calling it now

[pastabot]

[thestateonmtv]

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug 

[chaotictana]

Happy birthday to this rad dude. 😎 You’ve always been the best dad you can be and for that I’m so grateful. Thank you for your unconditional love and support, even when I was/am a difficult pain in the ass. Thanks for always being a shoulder, an advisor, and a really awesome friend. You’re the best, and the coolest. 🥳🎈🎉💚 #happybirthdayoldman #daddoesntbelieveinsocialmedia #hestillgetsashoutout #mydadiscoolerthanyours (at Club Roma) https://www.instagram.com/p/Brgh57RFAL9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1951xwwcdlfjx