she wants to dance like uma thurman

❝ JUST BE A QUEEN, HONEY! ❞

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Delfina Grimaldi ha enviado una foto al grupo. Delfina: chicos....... Delfina: creo que me enamoré..........

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im group » Grimaldi Evil Inc.

Renata: che delfi te encontré novio

Renata: le mostré tu foto y dijo que sos hermosa

Renata: bah, CREO que dijo eso...

Renata: DE TODAS MANERAS, MEET YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND CHAN FROM EXO LMAO

Delfina: che tan desesperada no estoy

Delfina: also, según google es Chen*** no Chan

Delfina: CHE ESTÁ BUENO EL PIBE

Delfina: MÁS TE VALE DARLE MI NÚMERO AHRE

Federico: no sé en dónde estén ustedes pero acá donde estoy yo son las tres de la mañana

Federico: déjense de romper las bolas

Marco: q carajos

Leonora: me levanto diez minutos a buscar agua y veo esto

Marco: esto y ren pedo chiks ajajajajaj lso qiuero

Delfina: ay sorry, re colgué. Me puse a ver videos de EXO lol

Federico: SAME

Federico: HE'S WORTHY OF A GRIMALDI, NO COMO OTROS QUE NO VOY A NOMBRAR ahre

Marco: ls vas a dar the Federico G. Grimaldi ✨ blessings ✨™

Federico: les doy mis ✨ blessings ✨

Leonora: mejor me vuelvo a dormir

Leonora: suerte con el pibe ese, Delfi 😘

Delfina: YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS

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sms » Ashton Irwin

Ashton: the thing is, I'm not stupid I'm just too in love with your sister.

Ashton: thank her for not leaving me because of my bolivianadas.

Ashton:... Federico r u gay or smth!!???

Federico: aw that's cute

Federico: más te vale porque sino te fajamos entre todos, sabelo.

Federico: Honestly, yeah. Totally. Definitely.

Federico: HEY DON'T BLAME ME, BLAME YOUR LOVELY BRIDE TO BE!!! She's the one always using that damn emoji EVERYWHERE.

Federico: Anyway, merry christmas Ashton! Stay true to yourself and keep my sister happy or I'll kick your ass 😘

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im group » Grimaldi Evil Inc.

Renata: che a ver si aflojan un poquito con esta demencia de mandar 700 mensajitos de una eh

Renata: BUT YES IT IS TRUE!!!!! ZORRIE McZORRIE JR. IS OFF THE MARKET!!!!!

Renata: Yo hago lo que quiero, gato.

Renata: Los Grimaldi siendo pelotudos en lugares: el group chat #hamarnos

Renata: FEDERICO. ASHTON ME ACABA DE DECIR QUE LE MANDASTE UN MENSAJE

Renata: QUÉ LE PUSISTE HIJO DE PUTA ZORRO RASTRERO

Delfina: Es todo tu culpa por hacer lo impensado

Delfina: Cuando Luna twitteó anoche, te juro que apostaba más a que le había crecido barba a Calum o algo.

Federico: NADA PELOTUDA TROLA SUCIA SÓLO QUERÍA ASEGURARME DE QUE FUERA DIGNO

Marco: ... qué le pusiste?

Leonora: Ay, Federico, no tenés quince años.

Federico: CALLATE LELE SHHH

Federico: [pasa screenshots] les di mis ✨ blessings ✨ porque el flaco claramente tiene altas bolas ahre

Delfina: MIRALO A ASHTON IMPONIENDO RESPETO EH

Marco: JAJAJAJAJAJAJ TE CERRÓ EL ORTO

Leonora: JAJAJAJA TE RE CERRÓ LA BOCA

Delfina: sup Fede do u need ice for that BURN?

Federico: bueno, alguien tenía que decirle algo...

Marco: igual, yo digo nomás, lo de tus ✨ blessings ✨ te hizo quedar re putazo

Leonora: Federico el hadita de las ✨ blessings ✨

Delfina: Federico ✨ blessings ✨ Grimaldi

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sms » Ashton Irwin

Ashton: no.

Ashton: I WILL marry your sister.

Federico: tbh you're either too stupid or worthy of respect to answer to my question like that.

Federico: I guess I'll choose worthy of respect, since no one ever talked to me like that. I respect that. I guess.

Federico: Either way, chill. Also, I hope you know that this doesn't mean that I will stop making fun of you if you don't start keeping up with us @ the dancing department

Federico: oh and last but not least, thank you for tolerating her enough to want to marry her.

Federico: you got my ✨ blessings ✨

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sms » Ashton Irwin

Federico: So... I heard you wanna marry my little sister, huh?

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im group » Grimaldi Evil Inc.

Renata: ... por qué siempre todo el chusmerío en este grupo

Renata: EY. No es joda, es verdad.

Renata: [5 pictures of the ring]

Renata: lmao sorpresa

Renata: no sé cómo carajo lo hizo, pero lo hizo.

Delfina: NO

Leonora: RENATA

Delfina: :O

Federico: excuse moi

Marco: qué

Leonora: OMG!!!! FELICITACIONES PRINCESA!!!

Marco: Denme un minuto mientras GRITO Y ME CAGO DE RISA DE VOS FEDERICO QUE DIJISTE QUE RENATA LO IBA A SACAR CAGANDO SI LE PROPONÍA CASAMIENTO

Delfina: REINA ÍDOLA DE LA VIDA TE AMO FELICITACIONES ESTOY RE FELIZ VOY A LLORAR

Federico: yo me estoy MURIENDO

Marco: a todo esto, felicitaciones Reni ❤

Federico: RENATA YO ERA TEAM CALVIN EL ASIÁTICO

Leonora: CALUM SE VA A CASAR CON AMETHYST, FEDERICO

Leonora: Renata ama a Ashton y viceversa!!! #TeamNashton

Leonora: A lo que voy es: SÉ COMO ELSA Y LET IT FUCKING GO

Marco: JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA LELE

Delfina: MI HERMANA SE VA A CASAR CON SU ÍDOLO, Y YO ME VOY A MORIR SOLA CHICOS ALGUIEN PONGAME EN CONTACTO CON MATTHEW DADDARIO YA

Federico: NO VOS SOS MUY CHIQUITA PARA CASARTE RENATA

Federico: NO TE DEJO!!!!!

Federico: Y VOS TAMPOCO DELFINA!!!!

Marco: Federico teniendo problemas en lugares: el group chat

Leonora: Federico, ya son mujeres.

Delfina: OJALÁ TUVIERA CON QUIEN CASARME, PELOTUDO

Marco: Delfina siendo una solterona agresiva en lugares: el group chat

Leonora: Marco.

Marco: Lele.

Leonora: Federico.

Federico: qué?

Delfina: JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJA MOGÓLICO DE MIERDA

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im group » Grimaldi Evil Inc.

Federico: CHICOS

Federico: RENATA ME ACABA DE DECIR QUE ESTÁ COMPROMETIDA

Marco: JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

Delfina: seh, dale

Leonora: Federico, es muy temprano para tus joditas.

Delfina: coincido con Lele. Ahora, me voy a dormir, chau

Federico: RENATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DANOS EXPLICACIONES

Marco: No nos olvidemos de que el día de los inocentes es dentro de tres días en Argentina.

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sms » littlest sis

Federico: Boluda, tus amigos están todos en pedo jajajajajajaja qué quieren bailar ahora los mogólicos?

Federico: O, mejor dicho, ¿con qué se quieren poner en ridículo ahora?

Federico: ME ESTOY CAGANDO TANTO DE RISA TE JURO

Renata: [LINK TO VIDEO]

Renata: Yo no sé qué tienen en la cabeza.

Renata: Que me digas Calum bueeeeeeeno, si el nochi sacude el orto como el mejor, pero Mike Luke y Ashton????

Renata: btw, estoy comprometida. Sorpresa!!! Feliz navidad!!!

Federico: EXO quieren bailar. E-X-FUCKING-O.

Federico: AY RENATA JAJAJAJAJAJA SIENTO TANTA PENA POR VOS, BOLUDA

Federico: ke isiste ke

Federico: ke ke ke ke ke ke ke

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sms » littlest sis

Federico: Boluda, tus amigos están todos en pedo jajajajajajaja qué quieren bailar ahora los mogólicos?

Federico: O, mejor dicho, ¿con qué se quieren poner en ridículo ahora?

Federico: ME ESTOY CAGANDO TANTO DE RISA TE JURO

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SMS » Alain

Alain: Well thank you!

Alain: yesssssssss

Alain: I don't know. I'll ask two of my friends also if they want to come

Alain: IDK tbh. Probably they will be going because I WILL MAKE THEM

Alain: Haha lol, also i'm exited to meet your friends, they seem nice.

Alain: Also, probably they'll be callibng you wei ling, mind them.

Kai: No problem, anything for you!

Kai: You can bring as many friends as you want, they are all welcome!

Kai: They are, and they're excited to meet you too haha

Kai: Well, Wei Ling sounds like a cool name.

Kai: A cool name for a cool guy *sunglasses emoji*

Kai: I'm kidding hahah

Kai: Tell them that their new cool asian friend Wei Ling is looking forward to meeting them!

Kai: btw, merry christmas beautiful

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SMS » Alain

Alain: ahahahahahahhahahahahah

Alain: Okay so.

Alain: Yes preorder one for me!!

Alain: Well idk because i might be coming back sooner than you expect

Alain: haha also, i saw your band has a huge concert in four days, wouldn't miss it.

Alain: My friend is going too.

Kai: I did! [he's got the screenshot to prove it]

Kai: REALLY?

Kai: That's awesome! I can't lie, now I'm more excited for it than I was already hahaha

Kai: Just one friend? I can get you vip passes if you want!

Kai: As many as you want!

Kai: :)

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SMS » Alain

Alain: Lol idk some people who can't tell prettiness when they see it.

Alain: Sorry, if you didn't know I'm the french Kanye West.

Alain: what

Alain: Sorry i get really nervous when i talk to pretty people

Alain: I NEED TO STOP TYPING

Alain: goodbye lol

Alain: haha don't worry i would've preorder it if i lived in korea.

Kai: Excuse me for what I'm about to say but they're huge idiots if they can't see and appreciate your beauty

Kai: hahahaha you're so funny, I'm so glad I got to know you Alain!

Kai: ohjsadjdsawo

Kai: ^ actual proof that I do that too *embarrassed emoji*

Kai: I'll preorder one for you too and I'll give it to you when you come back here, deal?

Kai: (yes, this is me trying to get a chance to see you again, sorry not sorry)

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SMS » Alain

Alain: well I'm glad you find me pretty haha

Alain: make sure you buy copy of the magazine we are in the cover

Alain: pretty please? 💕💕💕

Kai: WHO DOESN'T?

Kai: really, if they don't find you pretty then I'm gonna get them an appointment for them to get their eyes triple checked!

Kai: lol you're gonna laugh at me but i might or might not have already preordered it...

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SMS » Alain

Alain: can't wait to be honest. I think I might rescheduled my visit sooner than you think.

Alain: anyway, I'm wearing the shirt you got me. You shouldn't have 😀 I was really confuse when the receptionist gave it to me.

Kai: really?! Yay!! Can't wait for that moment, then!

Kai: awe, i'm glad you liked it!

Kai: it looks super nice on you, it complements your beauty even more

Kai: well i think that didn't make much sense but still, my statement about your beauty remains

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SMS » Alain

Alain: see you soon!! Xoxo (or should I say EXO?? BAD JOKES ALAIN STRIKES AGAIN)

Kai: HAHAHA

Kai: it made me laugh so...

Kai: Hopefully we'll see each other soon!!

Kai: I'll be looking forward to it ;)

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@LunaFrancesini: if your story is lame as your name i don't have time to listen to it @SkateMaloley

@JackGilinsky: @LunaFrancesini @SkateMaloley OOOOOOOH BRO LEMME KNOW IF YOU NEED ICE FOR THAT BURN