"do as Peggy says!"

My name is Ariel and I have a Chris Evans problem

[deanyw]

[zoroxo]

My Endless Favorite SPN Stills  ↳ 8x17 Goodbye Stranger

[unearthlydust]

[ohwhpotter]

“Even though we’ve got a fight ahead of us, we’ve got one thing voldemort doesn’t have. Something worth fighting for.”

[cat-quest]

[catastrophic-cuttlefish]

Watercolour cats by Endre Penovac

[robotlyra]

bleedy paint makes perfect fuzz effects

[nothingidputbeforeyou]

Jensen taking off his belt while Jared peeks at him through his fingers

UKCon 

[nothingidputbeforeyou]

Hey you got anymore "Jensen looking at Jared like WOW" pictures? I could use some today. 🙏

I mean. I’ve done SO MANY posts on the subject that you’d think the answer would be NOPE I’VE USED EVERY PIC AND GIF OF JENSEN GAZING AT JARED AVAILABLE SORRY but because Jensen is Jensen and cannot help himself, this is not the case. 

For example…WHAT IS THAT LOOK??

Which reminds me of this one from THIRTEEN YEARS AGO. 

Not sure how I missed this one before…

But it kind of reminds me of this one that happened after Jared called him a DILF:

How about this one from an interview with Jensen:

YOU WERE DISTRACTED AND STARING AT JARED. That’s what you were doing, Jensen.

Or here. A few lovely Jensen gazing at Jared pics:

There. Apply these directly to your eyeballs for 1-3 minutes until you feel better. I hope this helps. If not, please review my other Jensen giving Jared fond looks posts here and here 3x/day for 7 days. Trust me- I’m a trained professional. (trained at what? you might ask. well, i’m a scientist. what? LIBRARY SCIENCE IS SCIENCE OKAY. it says so right in the name.)

[nothingidputbeforeyou]

W-O-W. The dick joke harvest was bountiful in the DallasCon gold panel. 

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[sersi]

2012 vs. 2023

[seatrench]

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

(source)

[cetitanhasmoved]

sorry the what? the what moray

[cromerholt]

scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail

banana eel: [bites scientist]

scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:

[fair-itself]

Every time this post comes around I’m too busy to tell this story so I’m gonna do it now: when I learned to scuba dive, there was a dude in my dive group named Dumbass Dave who was always being relentlessly roasted by his buddies because when they went to the Great Barrier Reef he brought a baggie of hard boiled egg down with him because he wanted to find a moray eel and feed it and pet it

Well he found a moray and attempted to hand feed it, and it snapped up the egg and bit the shit out of his right hand in the process and the dive had to be halted so the blood wouldn’t attract sharks. But was this enough punishment for Dumbass Dave? No it was not, because he had a Plan

Dumbass Dave’s plan turned out to be a chainmail glove. Where he obtained it has been lost to time, but he put it on his right, injured hand and down they went, whereupon Dave found himself another moray and tried to feed it some hardboiled egg

With his left hand

And yes it did bite the shit out of him and they did have to cancel the dive, again

So I guess the moral of that story is maybe eels aren’t bastards, maybe they just meet a lot of people like Dave

[fair-itself]

I reminded my scuba instructor of this story and he wanted me to amend the post to let everyone know that it was the same eel who bit Dumbass Dave both times