Sweetest Desires

Fangirl to the end, if it has something to do with DC/Marvel or Disney, I am probably posting it up!

[charismapoison]

You say it isn't your problem

You laugh react at horrible things

But you don't care

Yet your actions have consequences

Ruining a nation

But you don't care

Silence is complacency

So you're guilty by default

Remember what protests got you

Women's rights depended on protests

LGBTQ rights depended on riots

Worker's rights depended on both

You have to fight for the change you wish to see

I may be disabled

But I'll never be silent

I wish some of you were the same

Become radicalized

Become ungovernable

Become the change in the world

Be a better human

Quit hiding behind propaganda

Quit buying into the lies

Rise up

Resist

No justice, no peace

Because we will remember you

We will remember those that stayed silent

Those that let it happen

Just remember that

Remember

Always remember

[papayafromtv]

*bored at a gala*

Tim: what do you think was the most insane shit you used to do at the league?

Damian: …like for training or for fun?

Tim: you were allowed fun?

Damian: *shrug* we made up games.

Tim: ok, so what was the most unhinged game?

Damian: hmm… real life operation was pretty wild.

Tim:

Tim: fucking what.

-in the car ride home-

Jason, slightly drunk: well ya’see we figured out that i’d always come back- m’fuckin immortal or whatever the fuck,

Damian: and even if he wasn’t, we usually played it right next to the lazarus pit as a backup, so we could always tip him in if there was an emergency.

Jason: -yeah! so i used to just- used to just eat shit. and then after like an hour to let whatever i ate travel through my body a bit, they’d all cut me open and see who could get it all out with tweezers.

Damian: it was hard, because he kept somehow swallowing constantly-activated taser probes, so we actually would get buzzed if we fucked up.

Jason: *smug* i was a fuckin’ genius at comin up with educational games for you kids.

Damian: it did teach us a lot about anatomy.

Tim:

Bruce, frantically undoing his window: i’m going to throw up-

[papayafromtv]

*Dick finding out Roy and Jason are together, the rest of the bats being present*

Dick, distraught: how did this happen!?!

Jason: i don’t even know, neither of us realised we were together until Kori asked what our plans were for our one year anniversary.

Dick: ?!?!?

Tim: they flirt with each other all the time, i don’t know how you didn’t expect this Dick.

Dick: I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING AROUND! LIKE ME AND WALLY DO!

Tim:

Jason:

Bruce: chum… you know i abhor being even remotely involved in your love life…

Bruce: but that weird yellow boy has been in love with you since you were twelve.

Dick:

Dick: EXCUSE ME?!

Tim, muttering to himself in disbelief: weird yellow boy…

Roy, wistfully looking into the distance: the flirting was a joke at first… we both used to be so happy with having sex with women.

Damian: i’m going to kill him and then myself.

Roy: it’s like… Icarus.

Jason, flatly: Roy shut up.

Roy, ignoring him, looking afar dramatically: Jay and i, we flew too close to the gay sun, and our straight wings were left ablaze.

Tim, baffled: what fucking words just came out of your mouth?

Jason: i actually think i chose him to punish myself for something.

[24hrsoda]

bat…cats…

[papayafromtv]

i think batman probably had to ban the rest of the batkids from taking hostages for interrogation purposes during cases, because none of those fucking kids know how to act with a prisoner in their midst. tim came up with a game once called 'robin roulette' and got damian to make a really colourful looking wheel for the occasion, so whenever they had to interrogate somebody for information and the hostage was being stubborn they would ask 'wanna play robin roulette for your freedom instead?' and then they'd spin the wheel and whichever of the batboys the wheel landed on, the hostage was untied and had to fist-fight them to win their freedom. people caught on quickly that there was literally no good option in robin roulette and interrogations started lasting fifteen seconds max because whoever they caught would catch a glimpse of the wheel and instantly spill their guts to avoid playing, and eventually bruce had to take the wheel away and ban them all from partaking in suspect interrogations because he caught the kids actively threatening and blackmailing suspects into not giving any information out because they were bored and wanted an excuse to play the game again, and the only way he got them to stop was to point out that technically what they were doing was the equivalent of a mixture of underground cock fighting and police brutality.

[ilytimdrakeugayball]

bruce whos been awake for 56 hours: cass can you pass me the case file?

damian: ...what

bruce: sorry i mean jason,wait no, dick. uhm Stephanie, i mean tim, no wait duke. alfred? no uhm barbara. wait ace.

damian:thats our dog father

bruce:alfred pennyworth the cat?

damian:

bruce: damian, i mean damian.

damian: leaves.

bonus!!:

bruce whos been awake for 56 hours: cass can you pass me the case file?

tim whos also been awake for 56 hours: sure thing clark one washing machine coming up.

[charismapoison]

Rare that I make things for my birthday but I was feeling confident today. Visit my linktree to send birthday surprises. (I'm kidding, absolutely do NOT do that, no one owes my homeless ass anything!)

[bearcosmic]

Tim and Jason sitting in the manor with Damian, helping him out with his college application

Tim: D why does your resume say that you actively volunteer at an orphanage? The hours you put on here say you work there more than full time.

Jason: I am totally for lying on your resume, but you have to at least make it believable brat. If you’re gonna commit a crime at least do it well.

Damian: Those hours are accurate, they may even be a little on the lower end.

Tim: Dami wouldn’t we notice you leaving every single day to go volunteer for 10 hours a day? We would never see you.

Damian: Why would I need to leave the manor to volunteer at an orphanage?

Jason: . .

Tim: . .

Jason: You listed Alfred as your supervisor?

Tim: WE ARE THE ORPHANS?!?

[cannibalchicken]

[icedoatmilkmatcha-deactivated20]

also

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

Yeah okay Ill reblog that!

[aggressivelybicaptainamerica]

Not a scholar at first, but the guy who wrote Jaws hated that people used it to justify hating sharks so much he dedicated the rest of his life to shark research and advocacy.

[ruffboi-mags]

The woman who popularized gender reveals wishes she hadn't, afaik.

[fall1ngfeather]

(afaik- the woman who popularized gender reveals did so because she had a long history of miscarriages. The reveal was a celebration of the fact that one of her pregnancies had gotten far enough that there WAS a physical sex to reveal. It was never intended to be like... *gestures at modern gender reveals* all that. That same kid later came out as trans and yes, the family had a second gender reveal for that lol.)

[p00pym00py]

This whole thread is so beautiful to me that I can explain it

[my-random-fandoms]

[pouncequick]

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[jasontoddscrowbars]

Tim, rage typing at the computer.

Jason: whachu doin?

Tim: Apple doesn’t have a complaint forum.

Jason:

Jason: why do we care?

Tim: because I have 99 problems with Apple and I want to let them know every one of them.

Jason: pretty sure that’s why they don’t have one Timothy.

Tim kept typing.

Jason: so what are you doing about it?

Tim: giving them one.

Jason:

Jason: wut.

Tim: giving them a complaint page that they can’t delete from their site.

Tim: and I’ll also spam them with their first couple hundred thousand complaints that their due, generated by AI.

Tim turned to Jason.

Tim: that should keep them busy for a while.

Jason:

Jason: you devil, you.

[va-nnahs]

Complicated relationships (I'm having so many feelings regarding Talia pre crisis)

Also, I need Talia attending Damian's graduation of med school

[wiccamoody]

captain america + 🌸

[assassin1513]

🖤⭐️🖤Night Stars🖤⭐️🖤

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Stephanie(when Jason comes down the stairs in the morning):…Hey Jason! Are you wearing your running bottoms…and your hoodie?

Tim: Jason, are you going running?

(Jason nods, then leaves)

Selina: Have fun!

Barbara: Oh my God. What is wrong with Jason???

Damian: Yeah, what happened? Is he OK?

Selina: Jason is going for a run. If anything, we should be asking what is right with him.

Tim: He only goes running if he’s upset! And he’s wearing his Sad Hoodie! And by the looks of it, it’s been washed, which is BONE - CHILLING.

Selina: I’m sure he’s fine. Everything’s OK.

Dick (bursting through the front door): - I just passed Jason, outside, running, on purpose! OH MY GOD…!

Selina: Maybe I was wrong…

Dick (opens the door to call out to Jason): JASON…! ARE YOU OK…?! I SEE YOU, AND I LOVE YOU!

[brucedefender4eva]

Bruce: Here *sets down jar on kitchen table*

The whole room stops, and Tim stares wide-eyed at the jar before backing away in slight disgust

Tim: What is that? Aren’t you supposed to be on bed rest?

Bruce: Your spleeeennnn

Tim: What?

Dick: What.

Bruce: You got sick last month, and it was bad… I felt bad… spleen…

Jason: *turning to Tim* You were missing your spleen? When the hell were you gonna tell anyone?!

Tim: Slipped my mind, anyway, how did you find out?

Bruce: I go into the League of Assassins servers and whatnot from time to time ever since Damian came into the family, no biggie

Duke: And you...?

Bruce: Infiltrated them about two hours ago to steal back your brother's spleen?

Bruce: Yes

Steph: Are you on drugs? You sound like you’re on drugs. What did Alfred give you?

Bruce: I don’t remember, something for my broken ribs

Cass: *standing up and leading Bruce to sit down in a chair* How many?

Bruce: Three, not a big deal. Anyways, spleen. *grins widely*

Jason: Wait... you infiltrated the League of Assassins while high

Bruce: *looks confused* What, like it's hard?

Damian: *had left the room earlier, is now back with a glass of cold water* Baba, please drink

Bruce: *takes glass and ruffles Damian’s hair* Thank you, baby, you’re so good to me. I love you so much *starts kissing his cheeks while Damian weakly tries to escape*

Dick: … *only slightly jealous* I’m calling Alfred

Duke: *poking Bruce’s forehead only to get a blinding smile back* Bruce is kinda cute like this, all dopey and stuff

[1in1400million]

And just like that, Tim fell.

Tim's moral compass was pointing due north😜, brain screaming "MURDERER." His pants, unfortunately, were a traitor with a mind of their own.

Tim的上半身在和下半身打架，脑子想得是，我靠怎么办，失踪已久的哥回来变杀人犯了。裤裆想的是，衣服有点小紧，想立正了😂。

书接上回，还是古风AU。Chinese Wuxia/Jianghu AU.

[robs-your-robins]

Commissioner Gordon: Thanks to Nightwing and the Signal the Joker is on the run. Mr Wayne we will have those cuffs off you in a second-

Bruce: *already working himself free*

Gordon:

Bruce, cuffs swinging from one wrist: *realises how easy he got out of them*

Dick:

Duke:

Bruce:

Gordon: How did you-?

Bruce: it's a... sex thing. Y'know, handcuffs and... Yeah.