Over 9000!

Things I like ok. I'm not listing anything because no one wants to read a list a million miles long.

[turing-tested]

played an among us game with someone pretending to be trump

[turing-tested]

[castaform]

THIS SIGNLE HANDEDLY CURED MY DEPRESSION, CLEARED MY SKIN AND TOLD ME TO HAVE A GOOD DAY

[starwarsgraphictee]

Am I the only one who saw this??? Was this an intentional reference?

[lovetop-moved-deactivated202206]

Yup! In the original Red/Blue versions, if you interacted with the TV at home you get this

[lying-parables]

[commodorecliche]

BOTH PARTIES ARE NOT THE SAME, VOTE BLUE.

[beben-eleben]

For future reference.

[mollimassacre-deactivated201408]

Thank you.

[fuckyeahifightlikeagirl]

For those who would ever need it. -C

[rapeculturerealities]

reblogging here because i can see this being relevant to anyone who’s ever tried to get out of an abusive relationship

[directorlazard-deactivated20171]

Reblogging because that last comment made me reread the whole thing in a new light and realize this could be vital information. So, putting it out there for everyone, and hoping no one ever really needs it.

[smilecapsules-deactivated202106]

open a new window somewhere in the world. 

[charizardismyhero]

@ahalzboy

[lilacs-world]

Fun Fact:

If you can see everything around you in Visual Static or grainy or see floaters, after images of things that aren't there anymore and more and you can see the air, yeah that's not what everyone sees.

Apparently that thing is called Visual Snow Syndrome when you see stuff 24/7 like this:

Apparently it's happening in people who have neurological disorders as autism, adhd, multiple sclerosis, headache and migraine disorders but it can happen also bcs staring too much at the computer or phone.

[miasimia]

These are all migraine aura for me

[batmanrogues-deactivated2020021]

dc fandom has been redeemed by 99% of the fandom siding with riddler over joker

[acapelladitty]

to be fair its kinda like being asked to choose between a delicious slice of cake and a kick in the crotch with ice skates

[wombatking]

I bet even Batman likes Riddler. He gets the call that Riddler’s broken out of Arkham and is terrorizing the city, and he’s like “Oh, good. I get to give my mind a workout and keep Eddie from doing anything too stupid. I’ll bring the kids. They could use some critical thinking training.”

[janothar]

Ahh, the riddler. Just remember, in the Arkham games, he’s just “hey batman, I hid question marks. Can you find them?” And then just wandered off. No murder no mayhem. Just puzzles.

[yeehawcowbi]

Joker: “hahhahhhehehehhhhhrhrghhghh I’m gonna do murder and make people die I’m a clown and I made Harley Quinn’s life hell hhehhhgheghegghghhhh”

The riddler: “hey Batman they just let me out on good behavior and I’ve been bored as all hell so come solve my riddles I got some spicy new ones I think you’ll like”

[charizardismyhero]

@ahalzboy

[justcatposts]

“Cat steals some milk during Dean of Canterbury Cathedral’s morning sermon" 

(Source)

[spookihope]

you know when you’re eating a sandwich and you go to take a bite and like a huge chunk of your favorite part just slips out (like say your eating a blt and you accidentally pull out a whole piece of bacon) and you’re torn because on the one hand that bite is going to be the best bite ever but on the other hand the rest of your sandwich just lost a valuable team player 3 minutes into the game and no one’s sure how it’s going to be able to cover that loss.

[spookihope]

who knew my most popular text post of the year would be about eating a sandwich

[nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice]

Toph: Rich people should get robbed at least once a week 

Aang: Why? 

Toph: Builds character.

[tisthequenchiest]

Aang: But Toph your parents are rich.

Toph: Did I fuckign stutter

Aang: (->:^O)

[azapofinspiration]

Zuko: She’s right.

Aang: But your family is -

Zuko: That’s how I know.

[okaymad]

[clarknokent]

Bruh

[jollylollylily]

Yooooooo…

[dynastylnoire]

Levels

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

black mirror season 4

[tiffanyaliyah]

Savage

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Oh wow

[hobbit-feels]

This is super epic. 

He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date.  Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened.  He’ll be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something.

HOWEVER

If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson. 

In short, he is only fucked if he fucks himself.

This is Greek Mythology levels of savage.

[insidiousink]

#In which a man is in command of his destiny #And does not know it

[jjsinterlude]

YOOOOOOOO

[charizardismyhero]

@ahalzboy

[sosuperawesome]

Pikaole on Instagram / Redbubble

[babyanimalgifs]

Father is a acrobat. His daughter inherited all his talent genes. 

(Source)

[sketchdeath]

whippet

[biglawbear]

I was hoping for exactly one thing when I unmuted and I was not disappointed

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everyfreakingusernameitryistaken]

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

[everyfreakingusernameitryistaken]

[rosslynpaladin]

We Stan this San Diego Man

[force-ghostt]

I’m designed in a certain way that things are forced into a stretched position 😳

[inber]

[greed-the-dorkalicious]

Man I know emulators are technically considered piracy I guess, and I can see why it would be an issue with newer games (not that most emulators are advanced enough for that anyway), but I just… hhhhhh the way the video game industry operates in regards to old games is so fucking stupid. It’s like

Gamers: Hey, I’m really interested in this game you made a long time ago! Can I play it? Game companies: No.  Gamers: But I’ll give you money! Game companies: We no longer manufacture, support, or distribute that game or the console it’s available on. There’s no way for you to buy it. Gamers: Well, what about this slightly-newer-but-still-outdated game that was never released in my region? Can I play that? I’ll give you money. Game companies: No. You’re only allowed to play games from your region. You can’t buy it from us. Gamers: So, you don’t provide any way for me to purchase these games from you, or to play them in any form? Game companies: Correct. We don’t care about these games anymore. They might as well not exist. Some guy on the internet: Hey, I found some old and foreign games that aren’t sold or available to play anywhere, so I fixed them up so everyone can play them now for free! Here you go! :) Game companies: ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT. HOW DARE YOU STEAL OUR PROFITS. PLAY THE GAMES LEGALLY OR DIE. Gamers: But you just said there’s no way to play them- Game companies: FUCK YOU

[last-baron]

A commie wrote this.

[greed-the-dorkalicious]

I’m fucking crying I cannot tell if this is meant to be an insult or a joke. Out of every single comment I have received on this post in the months since I made it, this is the funniest fucking one. “A commie wrote this” ok thank you 1950s American government that is very insightful thanks