KLAINE IS LIFE, LIFE IS KLAINE

Klainers gonna Klaine. Trollin' for the sake of trollin'. We ship a whole armada. Um, Adam Levine, Eddie Redmayne (EdRed), Andrew Garfield, and Grant Gustin are really pretty. Yeah. Oh and Green Day's music is all perfect.

[charlestonchewbros]

after drinking 23 ounces of arnold palmer and reading ten spongebob/patrick slashes in a row one begins to question potatoes

[firewhisky]

I don’t know what my day-to-day life consists without you, without all of you.

[black-nata]

wow no wonder chris and tom don’t stick together at premieres and events.

put them together for half a minute to take a goddamn picture and the only thing separating them from pressing up against each other are two inches of space.

[black-nata]

tHIS POST WAS NEARLY TWO YEARS AGO AND NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED AGAIN

[h36984727-deactivated20181211]

"are we just going to ignore the fact that-"

yes we are shut the fuck up

[gambiht-deactivated20210814]

I got catcalled while I was walking the other day and I couldn’t think of anything clever to say so I just made the most hideous shrieking noise I possibly could.

I heard the guys in the car go “the fuck?”

[fatherofthebride]

#no this is good let’s do this

[facey0urfears]

[so-personal]

Caution! My blog may cure your boredom ;)!

[princessoftypos-blog]

why is it even called tumblr what does it even mean

[princessoftypos-blog]

OH MY GOD

[mythicalgummies-blog]

We’ve hit the 4th wall

[darmani-remade-blog]

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

[gabriellabowden]

if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless

[cosmic-spud-deactivated20171009]

My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to divorce her because he didn’t want a custody battle over the goats.

[drawfularts]

It’s never really felt like I’ve been getting to know you. It’s always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if every time you and I have lived, we’ve chosen to to back and find each other. And fall in love all over again. Over and over. For all eternity.

[heavenxleigh]

"Wow, Halloween City, did you run out of racist costume ideas this year or what? The costume called "Anna Rexia" was brought to my attention and I think it is rather despicable of you to carry it in your stores. Anorexia is a horrible disorder that kills people, and you had this costume in your TEEN section! This is sick. You need to remove it immediately from all stores." 

I’m scared to even imagine what other kind of costumes Halloween City has in their store.

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

do they think this is a f*cking game? i’m so pissed off i could rip a house in half with my bare hands.

[z33zy-blog]

i really just don’t have the words to express my anger. 

[whirrring]

I AM VERY ANGRY AND UPSET

[womyn-inherits-the-earth-deacti]

petition for robin thicke to be launched into the sun

[the-mechanics-of-a-girl-deactiv]

my sources say that that would be illegal, but the lines are blurred so let’s go with yes.

[womyn-inherits-the-earth-deacti]

[sacheu-deactivated20200922]

[charlestonchewbros]

i am 8000% done with math

and it’s not even mathematically possible to be 8000% done with math

that’s how done with math i am

[pleatedjeans]

[twowhovianhearts]

THESE ARE PURE BEAUTIES

[vampirekicks]

[haroldeduardo]

jonh green’s guide to parenting

you’re doing it right

[tastefullyoffensive]