i'm not being cryptic, i'm being coy

di | they | 28 | white | i'm lesbian

[filmnoirsbian]

From the bottom of my heart: im not sorry for anything i put on yalls dash, i am my own target audience and i find my taste immaculate but thank u for witnessing 💕

[luntfontanne]

oh… I Didn't Know That Was Happening………

[cephalopodie]

[ID: Tessa Thompson and Ayo Edebiri walk holding hands at the Met Gala. End ID]

[hudsonswilliams]

Heated Rivalry Premiere Red Carpet (November 24th, 2025) - Met Gala Debut (May 4th, 2026)

[dailyhudsonwilliams]

Hudson leaving the Mark Hotel for the 2026 Met Gala (via cosmopolitan)

[ratliker1917]

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

[ratlicker1917]

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

[ratliker1917]

Delete this account immediately.

[linokun]

[twirlingfreckles]

men’s hockey isn’t real they made that up for heated rivalry. In real life only women can play hockey

[brittany-murphy]

[thisfeebleheart]

Loverboy Shane

[snoopyetc]

There were no nice men in Montreal?

[deanwinchesterapologist]

surely there has to be somebody on the internet who wants to give me $500,000 in exchange for nothing at all

[emziess]

Hudson Williams as Shane Hollander Heated Rivalry, S01E05

[clementine-kesh]

so embarrassing when you finally get around to watching or reading some landmark piece of media well known for having a massive slash fandom and finding yourself completely drawn in by the homoeroticism as well like oh my god has anyone else heard of these kirk and spock guys? sam and frodo? sherlock and watson? anyone else seeing this?

[nikomedes]

[anarqueeen]

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

[anarqueeen]

why is this the one

[shock-micro]

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

[emtmercy]

David Hollander is the funniest man in the world to me

He said noooo I’ve shattered my sons privacy the best thing I can do now is go home without saying anything and pretend this didn’t happen

You know he and Ilya are having the funniest woke dad conversation while Shane is outside w yuna

David’s like Ilya I read that more and more people are identifying as bisexual these days

[spiders-hth-is-an-outlier]

Okay, I've finally finished the hockey show, and I think it's kind of cute that Shane thinks they've taken the next step in their relationship and Ilya took All The Steps At Once and is now locked in for all time. Shane is still like "would you maybe come with me to see my parents?" and "are we saying boyfriend now, is that okay?" Meanwhile, Ilya Rozanov is over here like, I told you about my mother and you saw me cry during sex. Your family is my family. We're dying together. I'll pay for the tomb. There are no more questions.