at yer service, reluctantly.

(blogstyle oc rp. follow back from oni-data.) (both mun and muse are adults!)

[charmed-dwelling]

might've lied about only havin' one picture.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

my buddy says the craziest stuff when i make him plead for his life

[rpdepartment]

on anon or in character, accuse my muse of something!

it could be something heavy! something small and insignificant! something true, something false, something you or your muse suspect, something meta! go wild!!

[charmed-dwelling]

gonna have my darlin' dump a jar of her blood in there.

[charmed-dwelling]

I ain't much a consumer of foods or drinks but, now ya have me wonderin' if I could. maybe with somethin' other than soda.

[turbotime2crew]

Uhh fuck what else could there be, hmm...

Big fat fucking cigar or something

Or like a million cigarettes like that one shitpost of the spy from Team Fortress 2

Or an entire crack pipe idk your poison

[charmed-dwelling]

I'll admit, there is some hilarious imagery happenin' here.

I ain't put anything in there ta smoke, but smoke has come from it after inhalin' enough ta make a chimney out of it.

[charmed-dwelling]

drinks sure ain't my go ta, I'll be real.

[charmed-dwelling]

fer some people, thats a permanent trait. and a pretty useful one too.

[turbotime2crew]

Do you ever pop your head off and pour soda down the stump?

[charmed-dwelling]

I ain't much a consumer of foods or drinks but, now ya have me wonderin' if I could. maybe with somethin' other than soda.

[charmed-dwelling]

fer some people, thats a permanent trait. and a pretty useful one too.

[dreamworldstims]

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[divine--irony]

Freak.

[charmed-dwelling]

yeah, but I'm yer freak.

[oeing-oeing-clay]

omg did you seriously invite the torturer 😐

[tortured-griffith]

That is literally my husband?! Have some respect?

[stricatul]

Wtf is male ego? I'll carry her in front of everyone when her feet start to hurt

[divine--irony]

@charmed-dwelling

Pay attention to meeeee!

[charmed-dwelling]

ya won't believe me when I say this but, this pretty little thing is in my lap right now and was gettin' all my attention until I saw her post this.

takin' yer phone privileges away ta drown ya in my love proper.

[charmed-dwelling]

hmm. tomorrow mornin' and afternoon? I know ya got plans goin' today with that kid.

[divine--irony]

Tomorrow morning and afternoon~ I can't wait to see you and cover you in so many kisses. I'm going to wear lipstick too so that you can see all the places I've been. 🤭

[charmed-dwelling]

I can't wait ta see ya and be marked all over by ya and transfer over some lipstick from ya ta do just the same. :]

[charmed-dwelling]

my darlin' girl. its the same fer me. sure do miss havin' ya in my lap though.

[divine--irony]

So pull me into your lap. Wrap your arms around me and rest your chin on my neck while you work. Let me nuzzle into your neck and purr against you all comfy and warm. 🧡

[charmed-dwelling]

hmm. tomorrow mornin' and afternoon? I know ya got plans goin' today with that kid.

[charmed-dwelling]

see a few people are thinkin' of me, hm?

[divine--irony]

Always thinking of you, Bright Eyes. 🧡

[charmed-dwelling]

my darlin' girl. its the same fer me. sure do miss havin' ya in my lap though.

[catsquishy]

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