[neon-glowing-rainbow-stims]

🕹️ ~ Cotton Candy Pinball ~ 🕹️

(Credit this post if you use these!)

[t00thpasteface]

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

[over60butnotdead-deactivated202]

[steviedegrae]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[oni-with-an-iron-club]

She's a keeper.

[brightlotusmoon]

Good for her. Good for both of you.

[naamahdarling]

Now THAT is a WIFE.

[vulpinesaint]

not my monkeys and not my circus but everyone seems so terrible at monkey maintenance that it kind of feels like i have to do something y’know. lowkey worried about the monkeys’ welfare

[funny-tik-toks]

[littlemut]

oh for sure

[yossyislandd]

me at balls is still genuinely the funniest meme ever and it's been years. evergreen

[yossyislandd]

like every time i hear "me at" i go me at balls... and then i imagine meatballs and laugh. it never would have occurred to me that me at is just meat with a space and now i can't forget it. me at balls 🍝

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[cringepics]

[transmechanicus]

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

[divine--irony]

It's unfiltered something, but I don't think it's genius. 🤭

[edderrs]

you gotta admit it takes a real special kind of mind to come up with something like that!

[divine--irony]

@edderrs

Edwin, Honey, what on Earth did I just watch?

[edderrs]

pure, unfiltered genius.

[thoughtcascades]

i like calm people with dirty thoughts and honest intentions

[teathattast]

[justgivemeabookplease]

Shrek 2, while a cinematic masterpiece, is also an interesting look at queerness and comp het.

Fiona is married so it's time to reunite with her parents. But instead of marrying a prince, she's married to an ogre. Not just that, but she's also an ogre. (Yes everyone knew she would sometimes be an ogre but that was when she was a child, she didn't know she would be an ogre for the rest of her life, and besides once she met the right prince she would stop being an ogre. She was supposed to stop being an ogre.)

But okay they're both ogres. We can still ask about when they'll have children because even if they're ogres they can still have kids, right? That's what married princes and princesses do so naturally that's what everyone does. Even if ogres might not be great parents (I've heard that ogres eat their young, is that something you people do?) it's still something that should be discussed.

And okay you can stay in Fiona's childhood bedroom filled with all the reminders that hey, everyone thought she was just a princess and princesses marry princes. Her toys left out from the last time she played with them. The prince slays the ogre. The princess offers a token of gratitude for slaying the ogre. Fiona wrote Mrs. Fiona Charming a million times in her diary because what else was she supposed to grow up to be?

And Harold you have to fix this, your country can't be ruled by ogres. You were unfit to rule when you were a frog but I changed you, I made you better, I made you a prince. You know how this works. Think of your daughter's safety.

Shrek goes to the Fairy Godmother and oh honey, ogres don't live happily ever after. It's just not done. It hasn't happened in all of fairy tale history. You have to change the both of you to be happy. You have to present as a prince and a princess. It will be better. You'll fit in better that way. You'll be accepted that way.

[fitzchivalry]

[enki2]

[maybeasunflower]

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast